Hi, welcome to the Dragon Age Wiki! Thanks for joining! I hope that you will stick around and continue to help us improve the wiki. Please leave a message on my talk page if I can help with anything! -- D-day (Talk) 17:24, 13 April 2011
"I can honestly say that there isn't a single post you've made that has yet to make me laugh ridiculously loud." You know, a lesser man might have read that sentence and gotten a puffed head. Me, I read that sentence carefully and concluded you're saying I'm not a funny person because you omitted a 'not' between "me" and "laugh".
But being the magnanimous and benevolent overlord (or soon hope to be by popular demand) and avid cake lover that I am, I'll overlook that and take your compliment for a compliment. Commander Cousland, I'd be willing to enter into service to you if I was willing to serve (but I'll definitely think of you when it's time to gather my own army).
In response to your response of my response to your compliment: Don't worry about it! Goddamn multiple negative modifiers indeed. I'm in the Northern part of US, where we're darned anal about proper usage of English and whatnot. I blame my sarcasm on my English teachers from HS and English professors in college who emphasized proper English and whatnot and my attempt to 'rebel'. I still haven't stopped, unfortunately. Funny part is, they never quite understood when I was being sarcastic and when I wasn't, so half of what I said they took for compliments.
The history behind my profile pic is what makes it unique, though. It's very entertaining and short, so if you want to give it a read, go to themacuser.org and check out the 'history' or 'images' tab. There'll be a bit of searching involved, but I guarantee you'll love it.
RE: My military request[edit source]
CommanderCousland, as long as them dancing Poodles or whatsits get me results, you can have as many legions as you want. You can outfit them as you wish and arm them as you wish.