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$ touch DaBarkspawn (talk) 00:27, November 9, 2014 (UTC)

  1. Just once I'd like to hear someone in Kirkwall, preferably a vinter, refer to Varric as a "petit serah".
  2. Economy dialog:
    DAII Gamer: I killed a dragon and got this phat loot!
    Other Gamer: Oh, what'd it drop?
    DAII Gamer: a bag of pebbles, a pair of torn trousers and a whole fifty silver pieces!
    Other Gamer: Yeah, sure... whatever rocks your world, dude.
  3. I want a mod that changes the label on Rubble to either Barney or Betty.
  4. The greatest enemy weapon in the game is the cutscene.
  5. The Divine has no sense of humor. Instead of calling it The Conclave, she should have called it Maker Faire.
  6. I used to like Red Jenny being mysterious in the previous games. Not only did Sera take the mystery out of it, but what spoiled freaking brat she is.
  7. If spirit boy wrote musicals and increased the party's capacity to carry minerals, he'd be Coal Porter.
  8. If one more Orlesian says that he hates waiting to die, I'm going to end his wait for him.
  9. I may be easily amused, but since The Last Word is rare, not unique, it is possible to have two Last Words...
  10. I think I'll name my next Inquisitor 'Juan' because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Mythal.
  11. For someone who is supposed to be a priest of the old god of silence, Corypheus sure talks a lot.
  12. Heyyy Floriiii-annnne, what's your Game now? Can anybody play?
  13. Most the new DLC is about telling Hakkon to Hakkoff.
  14. You could say that Scout Grandin fights like a man possessed.
  15. After Corypheus' captain died, minerals were harvested from the armor that made safe containers for transport. These minerals came to be known as samsonite.
  16. One of the best things about my current run is listening to all those poncy Orlesians refer to my gay Qunari mage with the Tevinter boyfriend as "Your Worship".
  17. We really need to hook Samson up with Nathaniel's sister.

War Table Table Test

Name Unlocked by Cullen Leliana Josephine Unlocks
Alliances: Falling into Place Alliances: The Old Guard Forward 60 Influence Not Participating 60 Influence Cullen: Alliances: With Impassioned Pleas

Josephine: Alliances: From the Heart

Deal with the Angry Varghests Secure a Source of Water for Outpost DAI gem1 Jade Cameo
Trespasser: Superb Dragon-Slaying Rune icon Sigil of the Nug
DAI gem1 Jade Cameo
Trespasser: Superb Dragon-Slaying Rune icon Sigil of the Nug
Not Participating None

Reverted vandalism

But you have to admit, it wasn't completely unimaginative … Big smiley -- UserCCCSig -- You talkin' to me? -- cCContributions -- 18:10, March 11, 2017 (UTC)

LOL. I kept expecting the User name to be Sera. DaBarkspawn (talk) 18:19, March 11, 2017 (UTC)

Dragon Webbing

Is there a reason you undid my clarification on dragon webbing being unavailable from the Black Emporium and the Merchant at the Winter Palace only unlocking when the Trespasser DLC is started?

Even EA doesn't have that info on their forums and it took me over an hour to figure out why I couldn't purchase them. That's why I wrote it for clarification....Rilriia (talk) 17:55, July 4, 2017 (UTC)

I explained that in my commit message: "This is true of all Winter Palace Merchant items, not just dragon webbing. The comment might be better placed at Merchant (Winter Palace)". In more detail, what you wrote is true of everything that merchant sells, not just dragon webbing. For example, it is also true of Dragon Scales and Dragon Bones. So, rather than place that comment on each and every crafting item, I suggested that you move it to a more general location, so that it reflects all crafting items and not just dragon webbing. DaBarkspawn (talk) 18:02, July 4, 2017 (UTC)

Platform Bugs

Hi hi, big fan. First time I read your u/n, I rolled with laughter. I had to edit in a bug for Redcliffe village on PS3, but now I can't remember the console tag. Can you help me? lmao.

Sorry, I'm just super tired. Thanks! Rilriia (talk) 05:10, November 5, 2017 (UTC)

Hi, Rilriia. Glad you like my humor.  :D To put a console tag on something, use the Platforms template {{Platforms|ps3}} which looks like ps3Icon ps3. DaBarkspawn (talk) 15:31, November 5, 2017 (UTC)

Admin Nomination

Hello there! I've started an Admin Nomination and your input and vote would be greatly appreciated. You know how vital admins are for the smooth work of our wiki so this is definitely not a minor issue. Thank you! Viktoria Landers 15:01, January 9, 2018 (UTC)

Rollback rights

Due to your regular (and great edits) Viktoria recommended you for rollback rights which you now have. This lets you immediately revert all edits that a vandal has med with one click. Please let me know if you have any questions. Friendship smallLoleil Talk 23:10, March 25, 2018 (UTC)

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