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Pies[]

Vometia now edits using her real name, even though it's rather dull in comparison. And a decade after writing the previous sentence seems to have subsequently forgotten about her new policy because it was crap.

Charcuterie[]

Vometia is a first-person videogame character. When she's not busy being an avatar, she's most likely down the pub telling exceptionally poor jokes or lying in a pool of second-hand beer. Or both.

Both Vometia and her long-suffering amanuensist hate the following. A lot.

And especially:

And anything else that doesn't have the decency to die in a civilised manner. This list will probably grow considerably.

Vometia has also visited Tamriel, The Praesidium, Nagrand, Megaton and various other places. All have been moaned about extensively.

Pâtisserie[]

Vom is currently entertaining herself i.e. being grumpy and swearing a lot by modding Oranges. She has eschewed more exciting quest divergences and stats overhauls in favour of adding much-needed jewellery and shoes. L0liana would agree, whatever the derpspurn hurrrrlol might say about the idea.

New Year's Resolutions[]

  • 1920x1200.
  • More bad puns.

Unanswerable Questions[]

  • Why are so many editors so keen on putting extraneous brackets around every contribution?
  • Why does tiredness make me too stupid to go to sleep? You'd think it was a bit of an evolutionary dead end.
  • Why does having my hands full always provoke a sneezing fit?
  • Why can I never remember how to spell acellareatour? And how come I can remember how to spell bureaucracy?

Fun With Tags[]

Rather than faffing about with the templates incessantly, here's somewhere for me to play around with my new tags until I'm happy with the formatting. I know I could create a sandbox page, but... meh. Besides, sandboxes tend to be full of cat poo.

Example of current tags:

  •  PC   XBOX/360   PS3  The Greater Lyrium Potion tastes of cheese.

Centre-aligned:

  •  PC   XBOX/360   PS3  Warden Armour is so last season's fashion, daddy-o.

Bottom-aligned with borders:

  •  PC   XBOX/360   PS3  Zevran will sulk if not scratched behind the ears daily.

Bottom-aligned with coloured borders:

  •  PC   XBOX/360   PS3  Silverite is actually a type of small fish that eats coconuts.

Shorter Xbox name:

  •  PC   360   PS3  Crow Poison causes a mild chafing on the backs of the knees.

Hmm.

My contributions[]