I'm still not dead yet.
— Riverboat Gamblers

About Me[edit | edit source]

Banned from chat infinitely. An unfair verdict, in my opinion. I would defend myself, but I'm not allowed on chat. No matter, for when 3014 (the year my ban ends) comes, I shall emerge from the shadows and say, "I'm back, b*****s."


A potent poison, paranoia
It crawls into your brain
People put it in there
To make you go insane

Everyone is crazy
In this day and age
And as we all grow older
We all begin to change

You can’t keep track of each new innovation
You very well might lose your mind
So keep your wits about you
For there’s a place that you can find

A place of comfort and consistency
Yet there are still some things that change
People come and people go
But the haunt itself remains

But if you do not find this place
Your stress will just increase
You’ll put yourself and us in danger
Next thing you know you’ll be waking up deceased

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