This is my user page. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My user page is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my user page is useless. Without my user page, I am useless. I must edit my user page true. I must spell better than my enemy, who is trying to mock me. I must correct my mestakes him before he corrects me. I will. Before [Insert Deity of choice] I swear this creed: my user page and myself are defenders of this wiki, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
I tend to correct spellings and grammar a lot.