In all of my travels, seldom did I encounter a being more unsettling than Aayla Security. This odd creature bears a deceptive resemblance to human females, but is easily distinguished by its obsession with glowing rectangles and its rather strange notions of "morality." Indeed, further investigation revealed that the creature was suffering from a case of disturbing fondness for all things Dwarven, as well as a surprisingly intense hatred for the Dalish Elves - to some extent, it claimed, out of a burning sense of "fairness." The creature then promptly questioned me whether the Maker could create a block of human features so heavy that even He could not lift it.
I refused to converse with the deranged creature thereafter.
--From In Pursuit of Knowledge: The Travels of A Chantry Scholar, by Brother Genitivi.