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− | [[Isabela]]'s dialogue contains the conversations she shares with [[The Warden]] in [[Dragon Age: Origins]] and with [[Hawke]]'s companions in [[Dragon Age II]]. |
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+ | [[Isabela]]'s dialogue contains the conversations she shares with [[the Warden]] in ''[[Dragon Age: Origins]]'' and with [[Hawke]] and Hawke's [[Companions (Dragon Age II)|companions]] in ''[[Dragon Age II]]''. |
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− | == Dialogue: Dragon Age: Origins == |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' "Hmm... strong hands. Could I entice you to leave your order and sign up as one of my crewmen? I could use those strong hands at my... helm." |
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+ | == ''Dragon Age: Origins'' == |
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− | *'''Warden:''' "I don't know anything about sailing." |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' " |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "Hmm... strong hands. Could I entice you to leave your order and sign up as one of my crewmen? I could use those strong hands at my... helm." |
+ | * '''Warden:''' "I don't know anything about sailing." |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' "The ship is the best teacher. She will guide you with her sighs... her shudders, her gentle swaying as she rides the crests of the waves." |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' "She's quite feisty, isn't she?" |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "She's quite feisty, isn't she?" |
− | *'''Warden:''' "She bites too." |
+ | * '''Warden:''' "She bites too." |
− | *'''Leliana:''' "I do not!" |
+ | * '''Leliana:''' "I do not!" |
− | *'''Isabela:''' "And you said she was a cloistered sister? I dare say the cloisters must be teaching things other than the Chant of Light." |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "And you said she was a cloistered sister? I dare say the cloisters must be teaching things other than the Chant of Light." |
− | *'''Leliana:''' "Oh, no, no... I learned those things in Orlais. Bored noblewomen often come up with various methods of self-amusement." |
+ | * '''Leliana:''' "Oh, no, no... I learned those things in Orlais. Bored noblewomen often come up with various methods of self-amusement." |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' "She's quite feisty isn't she?" |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "She's quite feisty isn't she?" |
− | *'''Warden:''' "I thought her performance was lackluster today." |
+ | * '''Warden:''' "I thought her performance was lackluster today." |
− | *'''Leliana:''' "Lackluster! Well, that's a fine way of complimenting a lady!" |
+ | * '''Leliana:''' "Lackluster! Well, that's a fine way of complimenting a lady!" |
− | *'''Isabela:''' "Ha! You might be many things, sweet Leliana, but as you have proven today, you are no lady." |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "Ha! You might be many things, sweet Leliana, but as you have proven today, you are no lady." |
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− | *'''Leliana:''' "L-let us never speak of this again." |
+ | * '''Leliana:''' "L-let us never speak of this again." |
− | *'''Isabela:''' "Yes, I agree." |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "Yes, I agree." |
− | *'''Zevran:''' "I don't mind never speaking of it again, as long as we could do it again." |
+ | * '''Zevran:''' "I don't mind never speaking of it again, as long as we could do it again." |
− | *'''Leliana:''' "That's a thought..." |
+ | * '''Leliana:''' "That's a thought..." |
− | *'''Isabela:''' "Am I getting old, or has Zevran become even more depraved over the years?" |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "Am I getting old, or has Zevran become even more depraved over the years?" |
− | *'''Zevran:''' "I've been about Grey Wardens. Perhaps the taint has rubbed off on me some, hmm? ''(Chuckles)''" |
+ | * '''Zevran:''' "I've been about Grey Wardens. Perhaps the taint has rubbed off on me some, hmm? ''(Chuckles)''" |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' "My dear, you wouldn't consider...leaving Alistair with me, would you? Perhaps let me borrow him for a week every summer? I'm sure we could work out a deal." |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "My dear, you wouldn't consider...leaving Alistair with me, would you? Perhaps let me borrow him for a week every summer? I'm sure we could work out a deal." |
− | *'''Warden:''' "Would you lend me your ship?" |
+ | * '''Warden:''' "Would you lend me your ship?" |
− | *'''Isabela:''' "Of course not! You would misuse the ship-- Which, I suppose, is exactly what I would do with Alistair, though I suspect he would enjoy it while the ship wouldn't." |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "Of course not! You would misuse the ship-- Which, I suppose, is exactly what I would do with Alistair, though I suspect he would enjoy it while the ship wouldn't." |
− | *'''Alistair:''' "Not that the idea of being borrowed isn't terribly fascinating, but let's not forget the darkspawn. There may not be a week every summer, or any summer." |
+ | * '''Alistair:''' "Not that the idea of being borrowed isn't terribly fascinating, but let's not forget the darkspawn. There may not be a week every summer, or any summer." |
− | *'''Isabela:''' "Darkspawn! Is this the only thing men think about these days? What about the good old obsessions? Breasts, firm buttocks, wet frocks?" |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "Darkspawn! Is this the only thing men think about these days? What about the good old obsessions? Breasts, firm buttocks, wet frocks?" |
− | *'''Alistair:''' "Hmm... wet frocks..." |
+ | * '''Alistair:''' "Hmm... wet frocks..." |
+ | |||
+ | == ''Dragon Age II'' == |
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+ | === Combat comments === |
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+ | '''Before a fight''': |
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+ | * Brace yourselves! Here comes the storm! |
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+ | * If we kill them, we get their stuff! |
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+ | * Run home while you still can! |
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+ | * Let's dance! |
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+ | * You're in trouble now! |
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+ | * Someone needs a good spanking! |
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+ | * The more the merrier, I suppose! |
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+ | * Come on! You want some of this?! |
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+ | * Brace yourselves! Here they come! |
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+ | * Looks like we've got a few more puppies to kick. |
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+ | * Enemies! Everywhere! |
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+ | * Good! I was getting a bit bored! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''During a fight''': |
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+ | * I'm going to need help! |
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+ | * Someone give me a hand over here! |
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+ | * Alright, new strategy. HELP! |
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+ | * I'm too far away! What do you want me to do? Shout at them? |
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+ | * I can't do anything from here! |
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+ | * Andraste's knees! It's like herding cats! |
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+ | * Got a little something for you! |
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+ | * Oh! That was pitiful! |
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+ | * You hit like an Orlesian dandy! |
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+ | * Don't worry, I'll deal with this! |
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+ | * Time for some payback. |
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+ | * You're mine! |
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+ | * I'll make you cry for your mother! |
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+ | * Too slow! |
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+ | * I could beat you in my sleep! |
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+ | * Oh, you'll pay for that! |
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+ | * You call this a fight?! |
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+ | * I've got what you need, right here! |
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+ | * Ooh! Clumsy! |
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+ | * You hit like my grandmother! |
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+ | * I'm right here! Hit me! |
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+ | * Oh, now I'm angry! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Kills an enemy''': |
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+ | * That was too easy! |
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+ | * Who's next? |
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+ | * Oh, I'm good! |
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+ | * Heh! Not so tough now, are you?! |
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+ | * Ha! A good hit! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''After a fight''': |
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+ | * I need a good, long sleep when I get home. |
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+ | * We had a short-lived drinking game based on how many enemies you have. It killed a man. |
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+ | * Your death toll is approaching natural disaster. |
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+ | * We work well together. |
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+ | * And they say violence doesn't solve anything. |
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+ | * Can you imagine how sore you'd be if it was your job to bury all of these idiots? |
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+ | * Let this be a lesson to future generations. |
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+ | * Loot the bodies! |
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+ | * I'm glad I don't have to clean up this mess. |
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+ | * I can't take credit for all of this, Hawke helped a little bit. |
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+ | |||
+ | '''No effect''': |
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+ | * If the pointy sticks don't work, try the other pointy sticks! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Recovering from KO''': |
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+ | * Nothing like a near-death experience to get the blood pumping. |
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+ | * Oh, let's not do that again. |
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+ | * What is wrong with me today?! |
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+ | * Oh... I need a drink. |
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+ | * Why me? Why is it always me? |
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+ | * Ah, I'm alright. Who needs kidneys, anyways? |
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+ | * I need a break. |
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+ | |||
+ | '''About to KO''': |
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+ | * You can -handle this, right? I'm just going to- lie down here. |
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+ | * Being close to death is... very bad for my morale! |
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+ | * Don't mind me, it's just a flesh wound. |
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+ | * Oh, this isn't going well! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Low on stamina''': |
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+ | * I'm going to need to catch my breath! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Someone else KO'd''': |
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+ | * ''(If Hawke falls)'' Oh, you're going to regret that! |
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+ | * ''(If Hawke falls)'' Don't you die on me! |
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+ | * ''(If Hawke falls)'' Hawke's down! Time to panic! |
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+ | * ''(If Varric falls)'' Oh, he's not going to be happy when he wakes up. |
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+ | * ''(If Varric falls)'' Varric's out! Bianca's going to be disappointed! |
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+ | * ''(If Merrill falls)'' Merrill! Oh, blood mages are so dramatic. |
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+ | * ''(If Merrill falls)'' Oh, no, Merrill. |
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+ | * Just hold on! Isabela's coming! |
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+ | '''Taking a potion''': |
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+ | * And they say drinking never solves anything! |
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+ | * Time for a drink! |
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+ | |||
+ | '''Stuck''': |
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+ | * Get me out of this! |
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+ | '''Trap''': |
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+ | * Tread lightly around here. |
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+ | * If only that were possible. |
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+ | * I'd like to, sweet thing, but I can't. |
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+ | * Would you also like me to make pigs fly? |
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+ | * Shall I give it a go? |
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+ | * You're such a slave driver. |
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+ | * You happy now? |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela's remarks === |
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+ | * ''(Entering the barracks in the [[Viscount's Keep]])'' "Coming in here of my own free will seems wrong... like diddling a sister." |
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+ | * ''(Entering [[The Blooming Rose]])'' "Ah the blooming rose. Where people come... and then go." |
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+ | * ''(Going near the [[Qunari Compound]])'' "Oh you don't want me in there—female troubles." |
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+ | * ''(Going near the Qunari Compound)'' "I need a stiff one... and a drink." |
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+ | * ''(Going near the Qunari Compound)'' "Hey, I think I knew that man back in Antiva! Bye!" |
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+ | * ''(Entering the foundry district in [[Lowtown]]) ''"Smells like smoke, burning metal, and aeons of misery." |
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+ | * ''(Entering [[The Hanged Man]])'' "Ah, the Hanged Man. Sometimes you want to be where everybody knows your name." |
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+ | * ''(On [[Wounded Coast|The Wounded Coast]])'' "Watch out for the squirrels. They can be vicious little bastards." |
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+ | * ''(At [[The Bone Pit]])'' "You take me to all the nice places." |
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+ | * ''(At the Bone Pit) ''"There was a brothel on the sunny side of Antiva called 'The Bone Pit.' It was entirely different from this." |
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+ | * ''(In the [[Fade]])'' "Something about this place is unsettling. It's like... underwear that never quite sits right." |
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+ | * ''(During [[Bait and Switch (quest)|Bait and Switch]])'' "Aww... an empty chest is like an empty bed. What a waste!" |
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+ | * ''(Finding the severed hand in [[The First Sacrifice]])'' "Need a hand? Why yes! Yes I do!" |
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+ | * ''(During [[Blackpowder Courtesy]])'' "There's no way this [[Javaris Tintop|Javaris]] stole from the Qunari. That's hard... I heard." |
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+ | * ''(During [[Fool's Gold]])'' "The darkspawn smashed the chest, but did they really have to piss on it too? Those were my best boots." |
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+ | * ''(During [[To Catch a Thief]])'' "Buck up, big girl. It's a wonderful day." |
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+ | * ''(During [[Haunted]])'' "I really should have gone to the privy before coming here." |
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+ | * ''(During [[Repentance]])'' "Oh! I could get it embroidered on my blouse!" (In reference to 'felicitate me') |
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+ | * ''(Referring to [[dragonling]]s)'' "Oh, look at them! They're like kittens... who want to eat you." |
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+ | * ''(Referring to [[Ketojan]])'' "I bet all he wants is to go chasing after thrown sticks. And someone to rub his belly." |
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+ | * ''(To [[Zevran Arainai|Zevran]])'' "You're leaving? Just like that? What about sex?" |
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+ | * "Must be something in the water." |
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+ | * "I'm sorry, I don't speak never-gets-sex-again." |
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+ | * "Looking for a ditch to lay face down in? I can recommend one. |
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+ | * "I think I need a bath. Do you think I need a bath?"" |
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− | == Dialogue: Dragon Age II == |
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=== Isabela and [[Hawke]] === |
=== Isabela and [[Hawke]] === |
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+ | ''(During [[Fools Rush In]])'' |
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− | *'''Hawke:''' "Stab first, ask questions later?" |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Hawke:''' "Stab first, ask questions later?" |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' "Trust me, it's better this way." |
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− | *'''Hawke:''' "You haven't exactly thought this out, have you?" |
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+ | {{Act|3}} |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' "I haven't exactly worked out all of the kinks. Step one, we find Castillon... step two, I don't know. Something exciting happens. Step three, profit. Any questions?" |
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+ | ''During [[No Rest for the Wicked]]'' |
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+ | <br>''Beginning of quest, while talking about how to fool Velasco'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke:''' "You haven't exactly thought this out, have you?" |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' "I haven't exactly worked out all of the kinks. Step one, we find Castillon... step two, I don't know. Something exciting happens. Step three, profit. Any questions?" ''(Possibly a reference to the South Park episode, "Gnomes")'' |
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+ | ''In the Blooming Rose, before pretending to hand Isabela over to trick Velasco'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' Now, this needs to be convincing. And you'll need to get creative—call me names, even hit me. |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' Stick with it, no matter what I do. Velasco's a clever son of a bitch. If you waver, he'll notice. |
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+ | ''(Diplomatic choice) I'm not sure about this.'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke:''' I don't know if I can pull this off. |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' Come on, haven't you ever wanted to slap me? Just a little? |
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+ | ''If other party members present'' |
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+ | * '''Aveline:''' Absolutely. |
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+ | * '''Fenris:''' Yes. |
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+ | * '''Anders:''' Yes. |
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+ | * '''Varric:''' Yes. |
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+ | * '''Merrill:''' Yes... wait, what are we voting on? |
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+ | * '''Sebastian:''' Is that a trick question? |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' I wasn't asking you people! |
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+ | * '''Varric:''' Face it. You set yourself up for that one. |
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+ | OR |
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+ | ''(Humorous choice) You seem a little eager.'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke:''' I'm worried about you. You're enjoying this a little too much. |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' I am, aren't I? (Giggles) |
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+ | OR |
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+ | ''(Aggressive choice) This will be fun.'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke:''' I'll make it convincing, not to worry. |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' Er... now you're making me nervous. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Speaking of romance... You and Fenris, eh? That taut, controlled body, the brooding demeanor and intense gaze... I hear he still wears the shackles from his life in bondage...under his clothes. You know what they say about men like that, don't you? |
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+ | ''(If Hawke spent the night with Fenris, speak to her in [[The Hanged Man]])'' |
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− | *'''Hawke''': (Sighs) I'm going to regret asking you to continue, aren't I? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Speaking of romance... You and Fenris, eh? That taut, controlled body, brooding demeanor and intense gaze... I hear he still wears the shackles from his life in bondage...under his clothes. You know what they say about men like that, don't you? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': He can't find a saw. (Laughs) I had you there! You thought I was going to say something dirty! (Laughs) |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': (Sighs) I'm going to regret asking you to continue, aren't I? |
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− | (<small>If Hawke romanced Fenris</small>) |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': He can't find a saw. (Laughs) I had you there! You thought I was going to say something dirty! (Laughs) |
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+ | OR |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': I haven't seen any shackles. You're just making things up. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh. But... I had this joke lined up. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You're no fun. |
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+ | OR |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': Keep it to yourself, Isabela. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You're no fun. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Well, I haven't worked out all the kinks yet. Step 1: We go to Velasco, Step 2: Something... exciting happens, Step 3: Profit! |
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+ | ''(If Hawke romanced Merrill, speak to her in [[The Hanged Man]])'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Speaking of romance... |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You're interested in Merrill, aren't you? |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': I have feelings for her/I'm that obvious, am I? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Well, that's good. She always seemed a little lonely. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I get the feeling the girl's messing in something big and dangerous. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Look out for her, will you? Make sure she doesn't hurt herself. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, and if you do anything nasty to her, I'll cut off your balls. ''(male Hawke)'' |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Hawke romanced Anders, speak to her in [[The Hanged Man]])'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Speaking of romance...you, Anders, and Justice? That must be exciting! As they say, two's company, but three is better. |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': I enjoy being with Anders, and that's all I'm going to say about it. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': We know about Anders. What about Justice? Does he not get involved?... |
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+ | OR |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Hawke''': I don't think whoever made that claim had a Fade spirit in mind. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': No? You don't like his "spear of righteousness" then?... |
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+ | ''(For diplomatic or humorous choice)'' Or perhaps he thinks you're too good of a person, and isn't willing to smite you. That would be a shame, wouldn't it? Everyone deserves a good smiting now and then. I could use one right this minute. (Laughs) |
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+ | OR |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Hawke''': Keep your nose out of my affairs. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, fine. Prude. |
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+ | |||
+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Hawke has slept with Isabela and let her take the ship:)'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke:''' "So when do I get the grand tour?" |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' "Haven't you already - Oh, you mean the ship." |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | ''(When entering the Blooming Rose for the first time)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': "The difference between whores and courtesans is...well, they have nicer shoes." |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': "I don't think anyone's looking at their shoes." |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(After the events of [[All That Remains]] and if you romanced Isabela)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': "I... uh. I feel I should say... something." |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': "I know you're not good at... emotional stuff." |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': "At least your mother loved you. Not everyone can say that." |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': "Mother was all I had left." |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': "You don't really think that, do you?" |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': "Family's not just the people you're related to by blood. There are other people who care about you." |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': "Like... Aveline." |
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=== Isabela and [[Anders]] === |
=== Isabela and [[Anders]] === |
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+ | {{#lst:Anders/Dialogue|Anders Isabela DA2}} |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Hello? Is Anders there? Can I speak to Anders? |
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− | *'''Anders''': You can stop yelling. It's always me. |
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+ | === Isabela and [[Aveline Vallen|Aveline]] === |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Oh, good. I didn't want to talk to that other guy. You know, the stick-in-the-mud. |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Aveline DA2" /> |
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− | *'''Anders''': He can still hear you. Justice and I are one. Anyway, you wanted to talk to me? |
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+ | {{Act|1}} |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Not really, I just wanted to make sure it was you. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': So, Isabela. You're a captain? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': That's right, big girl. What of it? |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': I don't remember your name on any registries. Every ship that docks has to declare. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I never docked, and you're no port authority. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': And you... are no merchant. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Ooh... scrutiny. |
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− | *'''Anders''': Isabela, you never talk about the mages' plight. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': What |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Do men find you intimidating? What about Wesley? Did he? |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Isabela... |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': What? Too soon? |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Too soon, too personal, too... everything coming from you! |
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− | *'''Anders''': So you're telling me you have no opinion on the matter? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Ooh, sore spot? |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': If you don't shut up, I'll give you a sore spot. |
− | *'''Isabela''': No, I'm afraid I'm really this shallow. |
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− | *'''Anders''': I keep thinking I know you from somewhere. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': You |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You have such pretty hair. What a lovely color. |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Other children used to laugh at me for having ginger hair. |
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− | *'''Anders''': That's it! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Really? Aww. I bet you were cute. Did you have pigtails? |
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− | *'''Anders''': You used to really like that girl with the griffon tattoos, right? What was her name? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Sometimes. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': How precious! Little Aveline, running around the village with her flaming orange pigtails streaming behind her... |
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− | *'''Anders''': That's right! I think you were there the night I- |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': ... and little boys all scattering and screaming for mercy as she approached. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Shut up, whore. |
− | ''(OR if Varric is in the party)'' |
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− | *'''Varric''': I... don't think I need to know this about either of you. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Anders''': Sometimes, I think you have the right idea. |
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+ | ''(Only if you complete [[The Way It Should Be]])'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Handcuffs, whipped cream, always be on top? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Well. "Captain." Can I call you captain? You can call me captain. |
+ | * '''Aveline''': I won't be doing that. |
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− | *'''Anders''': Justice once asked me why I didn't do more for other mages. I told him it was too much work. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Neither will I. Because you're a guard captain. No real authority. Not like on a ship. |
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− | *'''Anders''': But I couldn't go back after that. Couldn't stop thinking about it. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Well, you would know about having a large number of men under you. |
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− | *'''Anders''': Sometimes, I miss being that selfish. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You've been waiting to use that one. Did you practice? |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Shut up. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Anders''': Do you ever have any regrets? |
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+ | ''(When entering the Blooming Rose for the first time)'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': About what? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': "The difference between whores and courtesans is... well, they have nicer shoes." |
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− | *'''Anders''': Anything? Everything? I can't figure you out. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': I think your shoes are fine. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': The past's past. I learned that young. If it can't bring you gold or giggles, what's the point in dwelling on it? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Look at you being funny! That might even get you a man someday. |
− | *'''Isabela''': Eh. Our mistakes make us who we are. |
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− | *'''Anders''': That was almost profound. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Anders''': You do have an opinion on mages, don’t you? |
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+ | {{Act|2}} |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Of course I do. I just don't feel a constant need to bring it up. (Sighs) Mages don’t worry me. And I don't believe the Templars when they say I should be worried. I’m more likely to be shanked in a bar than eaten by an abomination. You can hear those coming from a mile away. "Grr. Argh!" "Oh, is that an abomination coming to eat us? We should get out of here!" |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': I had trouble with another one of your women, Isabela. She stole from a... distracted client. You're lucky she wasn't jailed. |
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− | *'''Anders''': Abominations don't go "Grr. Argh." |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': My women? I am but a shepherd. And what free enterprise are you oppressing now? |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Theft is not enterprise. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Opportunities insufficiently guarded. Victimless crimes. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Except for all the victims. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Details. Victimless details. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Anders''': So this relic you lost... how is it that you don't know what it is? |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': How are you so successful with men? You're not that pretty. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It was in a box. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Cast a wide enough net, and you're bound to catch something. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': (Laughs) At least you're willing to admit it. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Trust me. I've heard, "Get away from me, you pirate hag!" more times than I care to count. |
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− | *'''Anders''': Hasn't stopped you before. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Doesn't that bother you? |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Why should it? They don't know me. I know me. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Anders''': What makes this relic of yours so valuable? |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': You're right. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': The same thing that makes anything valuable. Someone is willing to pay for it. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': About? |
+ | * '''Aveline''': About knowing who you are. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Look. I didn't get where I am by showing my hand. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': I'm the captain of the guard. I'm loyal, strong, and I don't look too bad naked. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Exactly. And if I called you a mannish, awkward, ball-crushing do-gooder, you'd say...? |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Shut up, whore. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': That's my girl. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Anders''': I don't know how you live the way you do, blithely ignoring the consequences of your actions. |
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+ | ''(During [[The Long Road (Dragon Age II)|The Long Road]]. Isabela must be in the party when you speak to Aveline after posting the duty roster, and choose, "You've been alone this long?")'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': This is about the Qunari thing, isn't it? I'm not ignoring it. I just recognize that it happened years ago. |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': So you've been by yourself since we came to Kirkwall? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': There's this fantastic thing called "moving on." You should try it sometime. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Wait, you've gone four years without? You must creak like a rusty hinge. |
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− | *'''Anders''': Has it occurred to you that Kirkwall is only just recovering from the Qunari attack? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Many people have their lives because of me. |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': But poor you, no life of your own. |
+ | * '''Aveline''': We both place others above ourselves. I happen to do it clothed. |
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+ | ''(Isabela approaches Aveline)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You're splitting hairs, but wishing someone would split yours. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': I've had enough of your loose lips. Like many, I'm sure. |
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+ | ''(they get in each other's face)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, touché. Prig! |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Slattern! |
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+ | ''(Hawke steps in)'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': If I might put this back on track. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Anders''': There is justice in the world. |
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+ | ''(After completing [[The Long Road (Dragon Age II)|The Long Road]])'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Is there? You want to free the mages. Let's say you do, but to get there, you kill a bunch of innocent people. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': So, how good is Donnic? Is he cocksure? |
+ | * '''Aveline''': (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system. |
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− | *'''Anders''': Yes. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Did he curl your toes? |
+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': It's like a bar brawl. People are continuously pulled into the fray, and nobody remembers why it started. |
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+ | ''(Isabela will say four of the following at random:)'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Justice is an idea. It makes sense in a world of ideas, but not in our world. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Dwarf your beard? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Arl your Eamon? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Shank your Jory? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Praise your Maker? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Grope your grinder? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Establish his canon? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Kaddis your Katie? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Dampen your Divine? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Pamper your Paragon? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Grey your Warden? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Pudding your peach? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Float your frigate? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Explore your Deep Roads? |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(The fifth will always be one of the following)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun." |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Or did he Cup your Joining? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Or master your taint? That's an old one. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Well that's rather personal, don't you think? |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Anders''': You're not nearly as selfish as you pretend. |
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+ | {{Act|3}} |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Hey! You take that back! |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': You didn't come to my solstice dinner party. |
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− | *'''Anders''': You had your relic. You were gone. There was no reason for you to come back and face the Qunari. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Look at you! Dinner parties, cooking... do you have a lace apron yet, or should I get one for you? |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Don't change the subject. I sent you an invitation, and you didn't show up. |
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− | *'''Anders''': From a bunch of shipwrecked Qunari? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I thought it would be... I mean, I don't know. I just don't do family gatherings. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Besides, one day you and Donnic will have children, and I'll be the last person you want around them. |
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− | *'''Anders''': I always knew you had a heart of gold. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Imagine all the awkward questions you'd have to answer. "Mother, what's a Slattern?" |
+ | * '''Aveline''': I'll just point at you and say, "That's a Slattern." |
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− | *'''Anders''': So this relic you lost... how is it you don't know what it is? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It was in a box. |
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− | *'''Anders''': And you didn't open it? You managed to resist the urge? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It was locked. it was a locked box! |
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− | *'''Anders''': Hasn't stopped you before. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': What do you want me to say? |
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− | *'''Anders''': Nothing. I just found it curious, that's all. |
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+ | ''(If [[The Long Road (Dragon Age II)|The Long Road]] was completed)'' |
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− | === Isabela and [[Aveline]] === |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': So, Donnic was in the Rose. |
− | *'''Aveline''': |
+ | * '''Aveline''': He was not! |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Easy, big girl. He wasn't shopping for himself. You're lucky to have a man who wants to please you. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': What? Too soon? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': But, maybe you could indulge him more. Are there areas of intimacy you haven't explored? |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Too soon, too personal, too... everything coming from you! |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Why? Why do you give me these doubts! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Ooh, sore spot? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Aveline. If you shove your thumb up his ass, I win. |
+ | |||
+ | ''(The last line depends on who else is in the party)'' |
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+ | * '''Anders''': Just... no. |
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+ | * '''Fenris''': (Laughs) |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Ew! |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Ah, that old chestnut. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': Ugh. Maker. |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': (Coughs) |
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+ | |||
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+ | |||
− | *'''Aveline''': So, Isabela. You're a captain? |
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+ | ''(If [[The Long Road (Dragon Age II)|The Long Road]] was not completed)'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': That's right, big girl. What of it? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': So, Donnic was in the Rose. |
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− | *'''Aveline''': I don't remember your name on any registries. Every ship that docks has to declare. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Good. Happy for him. He needs to calm down. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You're tough on the man. I don't see how it's his fault if you missed your chance. |
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− | *'''Aveline''': And you... are no merchant. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Isabela, I realize that you are always prepared for a sudden random phallus, but for your own safety, shut your mouth! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Ooh... scrutiny. |
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+ | |||
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+ | ''(If [[The Long Road (Dragon Age II)|The Long Road]] was completed)'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': You have such pretty hair. What a lovely color. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': How's marriage been treating you, big girl? |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Other children used to laugh at me for having ginger hair. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': It's been good. No, great. I'd forgotten what it was like to... |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Be flipped ass over tits and hammered like a bent nail? |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Sometimes. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': To. Be. Loved. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': How precious! Little Aveline, running around the village with her flaming orange pigtails streaming behind her... |
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− | *'''Isabela''': . |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh. Right, of course. |
− | *'''Aveline''': |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Not that I'm complaining about the other thing. |
+ | |||
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+ | ''(If [[The Long Road (Dragon Age II)|The Long Road]] was not completed)'' |
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− | (After [[The Way It Should Be]]) |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': So how long has it been? Six years? Seven? |
− | *'''Aveline''': |
+ | * '''Aveline''': None of your business. |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You ever thought of going to the Rose? They're discreet and remarkably affordable if you forgo all the extras. |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Quiet! |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Well, you would know about having a large number of men under you. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Not that sensual massages aren't lovely, but in a dire situation like yours, you need to get straight to the point. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Some good old fashioned, headboard slamming- |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Shut up. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to slam your head against something. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': (Whistles) Touchy... |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Aveline''': How are you so successful with men? You're not that pretty. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': You know, Isabela, if someone had told me that I'd put up with you for all these years, I'd have punched them flat. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Cast a wide enough net, and you're bound to catch something. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': And if someone had told me I'd still be here, I'd have done the same. |
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− | *'''Aveline''': (Laughs) At least you're willing to admit it. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': Trust me. I've heard "Get away from me, you pirate hag!" more times than I would care to count. |
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+ | ''(If [[No Rest for the Wicked]] has been completed and Isabela blackmailed Castillon)'' |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Doesn't that bother you? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': You have your ship, what's stopping you? |
+ | |||
+ | ''(Otherwise)'' |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Save your bits, you'll have your ship one day. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': And what would you do without me as a constant headache in the Rose? |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Someone would rush to fill the hole. You know, like you never left. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': That's my girl. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Maybe you win once in a while. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Aveline''': I had trouble with another one of your women, Isabela. She stole from a... distracted client. You're lucky she wasn't jailed. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': (Laughs) |
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− | *'''Isabela''': My women? I am but a shepherd. And what free enterprise are you oppressing now? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': And then he says... he says, "I swear I had two when I came in here." |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Theft is not enterprise. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You know, those stains never did come out. |
− | *'''Aveline''': |
+ | * '''Aveline''': You are horrible. Every inch. |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You love it, big girl. And you owe me for the bottle. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Hawke. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': She's not so bad. Except when she is. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Aveline''': You're right. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Isabela, I realize that you are always prepared for a sudden random phallus, but for your own safety, shut your mouth! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': About? |
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− | *'''Aveline''': About knowing who you are. |
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− | *'''Aveline''': I'm the captain of the guard. I'm loyal, strong, and I don't look too bad naked. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Exactly. And if I called you a mannish, awkward, ball-crushing do-gooder, you'd say... |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Shut up, whore. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': That's my girl. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': And then he says...he says, "I swear I had two when I came in here." |
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+ | ''(During [[Champions and Captains]], and you choose "How was the honeymoon?")'' |
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− | *'''Aveline''': You are horrible. Every inch. |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': You never said how your three weeks in Orlais went. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Hawke. |
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− | *'''Aveline''': |
+ | * '''Aveline''': You're right. I didn't. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Ohh. Shivery. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': How's marriage been treating you, big girl? |
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+ | ''(During [[On The Loose]], when talking with [[Emile de Launcet]])'' |
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− | *'''Aveline''': It's been good. No, great. I'd forgotten what it was like to- |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Aww, he's like you were. Do you remember, Aveline? When you were stupid over Donnic? |
− | *'''Aveline''': |
+ | * '''Aveline''': Yes, I remember. Thank you.<section end="Isabela Aveline DA2" /> |
+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': Oh. Right. Of course. |
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+ | === Isabela and [[Bethany Hawke|Bethany]] === |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Not that I'm complaining about the other thing. |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Bethany DA2" /> |
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+ | * '''Bethany:''' What were you before you were a pirate? |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' I had a husband. He didn't beat me, that's about the best I can say about it. |
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+ | * '''Bethany:''' So you left him? |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' He was murdered. By my lover. It was all very... Antivan. |
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+ | * '''Bethany:''' Oh. I don't think I'd like to live in Antiva. |
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+ | |||
− | (After completing the quest [[The Long Road (quest)]] and she got together with guardsmen [[Donnic Hendyr]]) |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Bethany:''' So you've... been with women. In bed? |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' I know. Shocking, isn't it? |
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− | *'''Aveline''': (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system. |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' You see, sweetness, men are only good for one thing. Women are good for six. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Did he curl your toes? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Bethany:''' Six? Which six? |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Hawke:''' Isabela! |
− | *'''Isabela''' |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' (Laughs) |
− | *'''Isabela''': Praise your Maker? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Explore your Deep Roads? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Gray your Warden? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun." |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Well that's rather personal, don't you think? |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Aveline''': I know you have to be prepared for the random phallus, but for your own safety, please shut your mouth! |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': I guess you've been with a lot of men. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Men. Women. Elves. A dwarf in drag once, but I don't recommend that. |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': Oh. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Aw... you're blushing! Why? How many lovers have you had? |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': I-I never— |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You're a virgin? Hawke, you've been holding out on the poor girl! Get her a night at the Blooming Rose. On me! |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': That's, um, very generous. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I'm a giver. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': So, Donnic was in the Rose. |
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+ | * '''Bethany:''' That book you were reading this morning, "Hessarian's Spear"— I don't think he had a spear in the legends. |
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− | *'''Aveline''': He was not! |
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− | *'''Isabela''' |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' He does in this one. Read the description. |
+ | * '''Bethany:''' "Andraste knelt before no man but her Maker, but she hadn't counted on the archon Hessarian." |
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− | *'''Isabela''': But maybe you could indulge him more. Are there areas of intimacy you haven't explored? |
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+ | * '''Bethany:''' "Can Hessarian penetrate the tight-knit defenses of the warrior-prophetess? Will she be prepared to face the full blast of his... power?" |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Why? Why do you give me these doubts? |
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+ | * '''Bethany:''' Wait a minute... Isabela! This is a vulgar thing! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Aveline. If you shove your thumb up his ass, I win. |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' You want to borrow it? |
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− | <small> (With Anders in party) </small> |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Bethany:''' No! |
+ | * '''Isabela:''' You sure? It has pictures! |
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− | <small> (With Fenris in party) </small> |
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+ | * '''Bethany:''' Not listening! I'm not listening! |
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− | *'''Fenris''': (laughs) |
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− | <small> (With Merrill in party) </small> |
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− | *'''Merrill''': Eww. |
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− | (During the [[The Long Road (quest)|Long Road]] quest, after Aveline has admitted to not having sex in four years) |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Many of the guards have their lives because of me. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': But meanwhile, poor you, no life of your own. |
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− | *'''Aveline''': We both put others above ourselves. I just happen to keep my clothes on. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': She splits hairs but wishes someone would split hers. |
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− | *'''Aveline''': I've had just about enough of your loose lips. As have many, I'm sure. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Ohh, touche. Prig! |
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− | *'''Aveline''': Slattern! |
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+ | ''((When entering the barracks in the [[Viscount's Keep]])'' |
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− | === Isabela and [[Bethany]] === |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' Coming here of my own free will feels wrong... Like diddling a sister. |
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− | *'''Bethany''': I guess you've been with a lot of men. |
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+ | * '''Bethany:''' Why? Why do you say these things?<section end="Isabela Bethany DA2" /> |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Men... Women... Elves... A dwarf in drag once, but I don't recommend that. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Bethany''': Oh. |
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+ | === Isabela and [[Carver Hawke|Carver]] === |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Aw, you're blushing! Why? How many lovers have you had? |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Carver DA2" /> |
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− | *'''Bethany''': I... I never... |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I saw you at the Blooming Rose the other night. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Carver''': What? No you didn't. |
− | *'''Isabela''': I |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I suppose someone else stole your chin to romance Faith? |
+ | * '''Carver''': (Scoffs) That's unlikely. She wasn't even working. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Mm-hmm. Got you. |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(The next line changes depending on your third party member)'' |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Carver! |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Oh ho! Nicely done. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': I don't get it. |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If one of the previous lines didn't trigger, and Hawke has not slept with anyone in the Blooming Rose)'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': Carver, what would Mother say? |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Carver''': You're just... that's not what I... shit! |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Bethany:''' So... you've been with women... in bed? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Carver''': So, Isabela. You captained a ship? That's a lot of men to handle. For you to command. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Well aren't you just adorable fumbling for a topic. |
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− | *'''Bethany:''' Six? Which six? |
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+ | * '''Carver''': You say that like I'm harmless. |
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− | *'''Hawke:''' ''Isabela!'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': As harmless as a pup that will someday grow into its fangs and sink them deep. |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' (Laughs) |
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+ | * '''Carver''': Sure, keep teasing. I'll show you how much of a pup I am. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I know. That's why I do it. |
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− | *'''Bethany:''' That book you were reading this morning, "The Hesserian Spear", I don't think he had one in the legend. |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' He had in this one. Read the description. |
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− | *'''Bethany:''' "Andraste knelt before no man but the Maker, but she hadn't counted on the archon Hesserian." |
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− | *'''Bethany:''' "Can Hesserian penetrate the tight-knit defense of the warrior-prophetess? Will she be prepared to face the full blast of his... power?" |
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− | *'''Bethany:''' Wait a minute... Isabela! This is a vulgar thing! |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' You want to borrow it? |
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− | *'''Bethany:''' No! |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' You sure? It has pictures! |
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− | *'''Bethany:''' Not listening, I'm not listening. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You look like a man I once dueled. |
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− | === Isabela and [[Carver]] === |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': He was a little intimated by my reputation as a vicious pirate, but rose to the challenge. |
− | *'''Carver''': |
+ | * '''Carver''': He looked like me, you say? |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': It went on all night, under the stars, the waves lapping at our ankles. |
− | *'''Carver''': |
+ | * '''Carver''': On the beach? In the surf? How did you get proper footing? |
+ | * '''Isabela''': We didn't. There was quite a bit of tumbling around, and we were soaked and sore by the time the sun came up. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Mm-hmm. Got you. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Carver''': Did you... win? |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I managed to get on top in the end, but I considered it a tie. |
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− | *'''Carver''': You're just... that's not what I... shit! |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Carver''': So, Isabela. You captained a ship? That's a lot of men to handle. For you to command. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Carver''': Why is it always about sex with you? |
+ | * '''Isabela''': It's not. Sometimes it's about sex with other people. |
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− | *'''Carver''': You say that like I'm harmless. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': You see? It comes up every single time we talk. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': As harmless as a pup that will someday grow into its fangs and sink them deep. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': We're just talking, Carver. If it comes up, that's not my fault. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Carver''': What? I mean... that's not what I meant. It... it doesn't! |
+ | * '''Carver''': I hate you so much.<section end="Isabela Carver DA2" /> |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Fenris]] === |
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+ | {{#lst:Fenris/Dialogue|Fenris Isabela DA2}} |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Flemeth]] === |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' Friend of yours? |
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+ | * '''Flemeth:''' You speak the word as if it were cheap coin, meant for spending. |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' You don't know me. |
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+ | * '''Flemeth:''' Oh, I know your type. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Leliana]] === |
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+ | ''(If you romanced Leliana in ''[[Dragon Age: Origins]]'' and had a threesome with Isabela:)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' Leliana? |
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+ | * '''Leliana:''' Isabela? |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' "Sister Nightingale," indeed. I remember it didn't take much to make you sing. |
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+ | * '''Leliana:''' *laughs awkwardly* |
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+ | * '''Merrill:''' I like singing! Were you in a choir together? |
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+ | * '''Isabela:''' Not exactly, Kitten. |
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+ | * '''Varric:''' Is there anyone in Ferelden you haven't slept with, Rivaini? |
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+ | * '''Merrill:''' Oh, is that what she... oh. Oh. |
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+ | * '''Leliana:''' Perhaps we... should get back to the reason I'm here. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Merrill]] === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Merrill DA2" /> |
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+ | {{Act|1}} |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': How do you do that? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Do what, Kitten? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': You sort of... swagger when you walk. I've been trying, but I trip over my own feet when I do it. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You just strut. It's not something you practice. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': How do I learn it, then? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': It comes to you. Usually at night. It's like a lover... or maybe a burglar. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Either it ravishes you or runs off with all your jewelry. And you have to run it down and stab it in the heart. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': And... that metaphor got a bit away from me, didn't it? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': I think it did, but it was certainly exciting! |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': You look like a man I once dueled. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Do you really like sailing? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': He was a little intimated by my reputation as a vicious pirate, but rose to the challenge. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Like it? I love it! The salt spray on my face, the wind whipping by my ears, the gulls screaming overhead—I love it all. |
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− | *'''Carver''': He looked like me, you say? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': Don't you get sick? I was so sick on our trip across the sea. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Were you in the hold? |
+ | * '''Merrill''': Everyone was in the hold. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': We didn't. There was quite a bit of tumbling around, and we were soaked and sore by the time the sun came up. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': There's your problem. You need to be up on deck, under the sky, with nothing between you and the horizon. |
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− | *'''Carver''': Did you... win? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Sailing is like sex. Do it wrong, and it'll make you sick. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': But do it right, and there's no feeling in the world like it. |
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− | *'''Carver''': Why is it always about sex with you? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It's not. Sometimes it's about sex with other people. |
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− | *'''Carver''': You see? It comes up every single time we talk. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': We're just talking, Carver. If it comes up, that's not my fault. |
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− | *'''Carver''': What? I mean... that's not what I meant. It... it doesn't! |
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− | *'''Carver''': I hate you so much. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Do you have a parrot, Isabela? |
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− | ===Isabela and [[Fenris]]=== |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': What would I want a parrot for? |
+ | * '''Merrill''': What about a peg leg? Do you have one of those? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Would-be slaves. They weren't slaves yet. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You can see that I don't, dear. |
+ | * '''Merrill''': Eye patch? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Don't read too much into it, all right? It just seemed a good idea at the time. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I'm disappointing you terribly, aren't I? And no hook for a hand, either. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Seems that Varric's pirate stories are awfully inaccurate. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': He knows, Kitten. He likes them better that way. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': So what's with that magical fisting thing you do? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': It's not always fun and games on the sea, though. There are storms and hostile pirates. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': I'm... sorry? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': And it's trying being cooped up with men who haven't seen a woman in months. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': You're a woman. |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Exactly. And I don't usually let them touch me, so they get... frustrated. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I insist all of them get alone time. Helps with the crankiness. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': But they're already lonely! Why would you insist that they be alone some more? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Merrill. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': What? Did I miss something? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Go think about it. Maybe it'll come to you. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': I enjoy a man with markings like that. |
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+ | ''(While speaking to [[Jethann]] in [[The Blooming Rose]] during the quest [[The First Sacrifice]])'' |
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− | *'''Fenris''': You've enjoyed many, I suspect. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Ooh, I like him. He reminds me of someone. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': He does? Who is it? |
+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': Not a one. And the pictures are different—usually breasts. |
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+ | ''(If Varric is in the party)'' |
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− | *'''Fenris''': I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed onto my chest would make things better. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Varric''': I'll tell you when you're older, Daisy. |
+ | |||
+ | * '''Isabela''': Think about it, Kitten. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Well, you couldn't have meant Varric, because he's not even an elf—oh... Ohh! You were referring to yourself. Sorry! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': See? I knew it'd come to you. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': This one time, I was sailing to Llomerryn and there was a fight between two of my men. |
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+ | {{Act|2}} |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It was over a dice game, or the last piece of toast or something. Sailors--they’re touchy about their toast. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': (Sighs) Why do you even like me? I must seem so dull. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': Is this going anywhere? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': What brought this on? |
+ | * '''Merrill''': Your life has been... so exciting. The adventures, the duels, the passionate love affairs. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': So, there’s a knife fight, and Jim ends up with a broken-off blade stuck in his shoulder. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': Compared to that, my life is a stale, dry biscuit. (Sighs) I wish I had your life. |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': No. You don't want my life. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': Why? |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Because you have a good heart, and you deserve better. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Fenris''': So this relic you mentioned losing... |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': What was Llomerryn like? I've never heard of a Dalish who's been there. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': You have pretty eyes. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I don't imagine your people travel between islands much. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': I... have pretty eyes. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Not really, no. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': You elves have such pretty eyes, even the men. It makes me want to pluck them out and wear them as a necklace. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I wouldn't start waterproofing your wagons, then. I don't think Llomerryn is ready for the Dalish. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': I wouldn't suggest trying. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': What do you mean? Would we upset the people there? |
+ | * '''Isabela''': It's not really the kind of place where one turns down a tumble. Even refuse a fortune teller, and they'd run your lot out of town. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': Forget I said anything. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': You keep staring at me. Is it my eyes again? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': You're very lanky for an elf. I like lanky. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': From what I gather, you like a lot of things. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Nonsense. But when I see something I like, I go after it. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': How do you suppose the Qunari scratch their heads with those horns in the way? |
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− | <small>if Fenris is in romance with Hawke</small> |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Why do you think I would know? |
+ | * '''Merrill''': Because you know lots of things! I wonder if they rub their heads against tree trunks like halla do. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Now you're just making it challenging. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I'd pay a sovereign to see that. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': No wonder they seem so cranky all the time. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': You've had many lovers, haven't you? |
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− | <small>if no romance</small> |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Fewer than some think. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': But you never stay with them. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': No, why should I? |
+ | * '''Merrill''': But the act of lovemaking is so... intimate. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Then forget it. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I don't "make love." What I do is only skin-deep, Kitten. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Don't worry your pretty little head about it. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': So what duties did you have? As a slave, I mean? |
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+ | ''(If Hawke is romancing Merrill)'' |
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− | *'''Fenris''': Not this again. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You and Hawke... something's there, isn't there? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': I heard that Tevinter slaves are kept oiled so they glisten. Did your master oil you up? Did you glisten for him? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': He's clever, strong, and wonderful. How can anyone not love him? |
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− | *'''Fenris''': I was his bodyguard. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': She's so amazing and beautiful. How could anyone not love her? (if Hawke is female) |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Always close at hand. Always within reach. Glistening. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Fenris''': You have an entire story written in your head already, don't you? |
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− | + | ''(If Hawke also romanced Isabela:)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': How could anyone not? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': You're very quiet today. Is something wrong? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': (Gasps) It's me. I said something wrong, didn't I? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': No, of course not. You could never say anything wrong. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I'm happy for you, Kitten. You've been alone long enough. |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(Otherwise)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, I could give you a list, but that might just bore you. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': So... did you get naked? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Isabela! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Ooh, look at that blush. That good, huh? |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Fenris''': So I hear you think mages should be free. |
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+ | {{Act|3}} |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Everyone should be free. Not just mages. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Fenris''': Not everyone's dangerous. |
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+ | ''(If Hawke has accepted Isabela's love)'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It's not about who's dangerous. It's about having choices made for you. Don't you wish you had the choice not to have lyrium stuck under your skin? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': I think Hawke likes you, Isabela |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I certainly hope so! |
+ | * '''Merrill''': Of course, it's not surprising at all that anybody would love you, but it's nice to see you two happy. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': Do you want to guess what color my underclothes are again? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Merrill, sometimes you're so sweet I could eat you for dessert. |
+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Hawke hasn't accepted her love yet)'' |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': I think Hawke likes you, Isabela. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You think so, do you? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': S/he looks at you all the time, and then s/he looks embarrassed and pretends s/he's busy with something else. |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': I can hear you, you know. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': (Giggles) See? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Hmm. I'll have to think about that... |
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+ | |||
− | <small> (if Fenris is not in a romance with Hawke) </small> |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': Do you think you'll leave Kirkwall someday? |
+ | |||
− | *'''Fenris''': Well, then I'll see you later. |
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+ | ''(If Hawke has romanced Isabela)'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': That was direct. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I might if I can persuade the right person to come away with me. |
+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': Don't be absurd. |
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+ | ''(If not)'' |
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− | *'''Fenris''': Then I'll see you tonight. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Of course I will! As soon as I get myself a ship, I'm sailing wherever the sea takes me. |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Merrill''': I'll miss you. You'll write to me, won't you? Do pirates write letters? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Badly. Hook hands make for awful pennmanship, Kitten. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': I still don't understand why Hawke saved you. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': You've been saying that for years. Would you have turned me over to the Qunari? |
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− | *'''Fenris''': No, but I know what they do to their prisoners. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Execute them horribly, I imagine. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': The Qunari waste nothing. They would reeducate you into a loyal follower of the Qun. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Pfft. Could I refuse? |
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− | *'''Fenris''': There's always qamek, which turns you into a mindless laborer. Like I said, they waste nothing. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Oh. |
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− | *'''Fenris''': If you wish to thank Hawke, she's standing right there. |
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− | <small>(First line needs verified.)</small> |
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+ | ''(If [[No Rest for the Wicked]] & [[Questioning Beliefs (Isabela Act 3)|Questioning Beliefs]] have been completed and Hawke accepted Isabela's love)'' |
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− | === Isabela and [[Flemeth]] === |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Why are you smiling? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': No reason. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Ooh, ooh! It's something dirty, isn't it? Tell me, tell me! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': It... it isn't anything dirty. I'm just... happy. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Oh. That's good, too, but I was hoping for something dirty. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Come by the tavern later. I've got stories that will make your toes curl.<section end="Isabela Merrill DA2" /> |
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− | + | === Isabela and [[Sebastian]] === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Sebastian DA2" /> |
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− | *'''Flemeth:''' You speak the word as if it were cheap coin, meant for spending. |
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+ | {{Act|2}} |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' You don't know me. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': Is this getting you any closer to your ship? |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Huh? |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': I just... don't understand why you're working with Hawke. You don't seem to care about anything we do. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': What's keeping you here? |
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+ | ''(If Hawke and Isabela have slept together)'' |
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− | === Isabela and [[Leliana]] === |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Mostly the sex. Hawke is an absolute tiger between the sheets. I mean all night, every night. |
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− | (if you romanced Leliana in ''[[Dragon Age: Origins]]'' and had a threesome with Isabela) |
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− | *'''Isabela |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh cute! You're blushing. |
− | *'''Leliana:''' Isabela? |
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− | *'''Isabela:''' "Sister Nightingale" indeed. I remember it didn't take much to make you sing. |
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− | *'''Leliana:''' *laughs awkwardly* |
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− | *'''Varric:''' Is there anyone in Ferelden you haven't slept with? |
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− | *'''Leliana:''' Maybe we should get back to the reason I'm here. |
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+ | ''(If not)'' |
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− | === Isabela and [[Merrill]] === |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Mostly the Blooming Rose. I'm paid up through the end of the year. I'd hate not to use it. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': How do you do that? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': The... brothel? |
+ | * '''Isabela''': What? Women can't go to brothels, too? You're just not using your imagination. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': You sort of swagger when you walk. I've been trying but I trip over my own feet when I do it. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, look! Now you are. You're cute when you're blushing. |
− | *'''Merrill''': How do I learn it then? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It comes to you. Usually at night. It's like a lover... or maybe a burglar. Either it ravishes you or runs off with all your jewelry. And you have to run it down and stab it in the heart. And... that metaphor got a bit away from me, didn't it? |
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− | *'''Merrill''': I think it did, but it was certainly exciting. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': It's not always fun and games on the sea, though. There are storms and hostile pirates. And it's trying being cooped up with men who haven't seen a woman in months. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': I notice you talk about... vulgar things quite a bit. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': You're a woman. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Do you want me to stop? Do I make you... uncomfortable? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Exactly! And I don't usually let them touch me, so they get... frustrated. I insist all of them get alone time. Helps with the crankiness. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': It was just an observation, really. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': But they're already lonely! Why would you insist that they be alone some more? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': It's a bad habit I picked up, spending years with foul-mouthed pirates. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Merrill. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Pirates only care about a small number of very specific things: the sea, strong drink, and booty. Both kinds. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': What? Did I miss something? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Go think about it. Maybe it'll come to you. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Merrill''': Do you have a parrot, Isabela? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': I used to be like you, you know. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You used to be a woman? |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': No! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': You can see that I don't, dear. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': That explains a lot. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': My family put me in the Chantry because I was giving them a bad name. |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': It was the best thing that ever happened to me. I found peace. I found a purpose. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': Seems that Varric's pirate stories are awfully inaccurate. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': Before I came here, I used to be out to all hours, drinking and whoring. I didn't believe in anything except my own pleasure. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': He knows, Kitten. He likes them better that way. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Why couldn't I have met you then? |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Merrill''': Do you really like sailing? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': All right, let's just get this over with. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Like it? I love it! The salt spray on my face, the wind whipping by my ears, the gulls screaming overhead. I love it all. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': A duel? |
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− | *'''Merrill''': Don't you get sick? I was so sick on our trip across the sea. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': No, the sermon. The finger-wagging, the guilt-trips, telling me how an unexamined life isn't worth living. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Were you in the hold? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': I wasn't going to— |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You weren't? You weren't going to tell me to comfort the needy and give freely of myself? |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': From what I hear, you already give yourself quite freely. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Sailing is like sex. Do it wrong, and it'll make you sick. But do it right, and there's no feeling in the world like it. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Ooh. You got me there. |
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+ | |||
− | ''(While speaking to [[Jethann]] in [[The Blooming Rose]] during the quest [[The First Sacrifice]])'' |
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+ | {{Act|3}} |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Ooh, I like him. He reminds me of someone. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': That was very brave, coming back to face the Qunari. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': He does? Who is it? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': It was idiotic. They would have killed me. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': And you returned anyway. You couldn't face the thought of so many innocents dying for something you could prevent. |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Tell that to the viscount. |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': It's frightening, isn't it, to realize you have the potential to be a better person? |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Merrill''': What was Llomerryn like? I’ve never heard of a Dalish who’s been there. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': You've been watching me all day. It's getting a little... distracting. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': I don’t imagine your people travel between islands much. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Merrill's right. Your armor is shiny. I can see myself in it. Look! |
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− | *'''Merrill''': Not really, no. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Shit. Oh, shit. Is that a wrinkle? Is that a wrinkle between my brows? |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': Um. I don't see— |
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− | *'''Merrill''': What do you mean? Would we upset the people there? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Hold still! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It’s not really the kind of place where one turns down a tumble. Even refuse a fortune teller, and they’d run your lot out of town. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Merrill''': How do you suppose the Qunari scratch their heads with those horns in the way? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': So, I've never understood why the Chantry says if you're good, you'll be taken up to the Maker's side. |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': Those who die with the sins cleansed from their souls will walk beside the Maker in eternity. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': Because you know lots of things! I wonder if they rub their heads against tree trunks like halla do. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': That doesn't sound fun! |
+ | * '''Isabela''': If they really want people to be good, shouldn't they offer an afterlife with... lakes of wine and a dozen naked virgins? |
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− | *'''Merrill''': No wonder they seem so cranky all the time. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': Anyone who wants that will be going to the Void. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Sounds like that's where all the good parties will be. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Merrill''': (Sighs) Why do you even like me? I must seem so dull. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': It's been years, and not once have you tried to get me to repent or turn to the Maker. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': What brought this on? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': Preaching seldom works, Isabela. To change a person's heart, one has to lead by example. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Huh. That makes sense. I can respect that. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': Compared to that, my life is a stale, dry biscuit. (Sighs) I wish I had your life. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': I grew weary of the strings of nameless lovers and the nights full of mindless pleasure. You will, too. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': No. You don't want my life. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': (Gasps) That's the cruelest thing anyone's ever said to me! |
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− | *'''Merrill''': Why? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I think I'm going to cry.<section end="Isabela Sebastian DA2" /> |
+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Varric Tethras|Varric]] === |
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+ | <section begin="Varric Isabela DA2"/> |
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+ | {{Act|1}} |
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+ | * '''Varric''': I shit you not, Rivaini, it was this big. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': There's no way. Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Would I lie about something so critical? |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(Next line is dependent on third party member)'' |
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+ | * '''Anders''': I can't stand it anymore—what are you two talking about? |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': I'm afraid to ask, but... what are you two going on about? |
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+ | * '''Carver''': What is wrong with you two? Can't you ever have a conversation that isn't dirty? |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': What are you two talking about? |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Varric''': We're discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. I never remember the difference. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Why? What did you think we were talking about? |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Merrill''': You've had many lovers, haven't you? |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Rivaini, stop looking at my chest. My eyes are up here. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Fewer than some think. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': But the chest hair... |
+ | * '''Varric''': Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': No, why should I? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Uh, Varric? |
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− | *'''Merrill''': But the act of lovemaking is so... intimate. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': (Laughs) Just shitting you. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': I don't "make love." What I do is only skin-deep, Kitten. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Don't worry your pretty little head about it. |
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+ | |||
− | ''(If Hawke is romancing Merrill)'' |
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+ | * '''Varric''': You know, Rivaini, you promised me you'd tell me how your ship wrecked. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': You and Hawke... something's there, isn't there? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I was drunk. I thought the reefs around the Wounded Coast were made of candy. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': He's clever, strong, and wonderful. How can anyone not love him? |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Oh, come on. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': She's so amazing and beautiful. How could anyone not love her? (if Hawke is female) |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': And a [[demon]] told me to do it. It bet me sixty [[Currency|sovereigns]] and a bottle of port. |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You're not the only one here who can bullshit, you know. |
− | *'''Merrill''': Isabela! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Ooh, look at that blush. That good, huh? |
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+ | |||
− | ''(If Hawke has romanced Isabela)'' |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Varric''': I'll let you run your fingers through it, if you want. |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Your chest hair? My fingers? Oh, Varric, stop! You're making me quiver. |
+ | * '''Varric''': You know you want to. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': S/he looks at you all the time, and then s/he looks embarrassed and pretends s/he's busy with something else. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, I do... I can't resist you. No woman can. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Varric''': I know. It's a terrible burden. |
− | *'''Isabela''': Hm. I'll have to think about that. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': Why are you smiling? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': No reason. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': Ooh, ooh! It's something dirty, isn't it? Tell me! Tell me! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It...it isn't anything dirty. I'm just...happy. |
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− | *'''Merrill''': Oh. That's good, too. But I was hoping for something dirty. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Come by the tavern later. I've got stories that will make your toes curl. |
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+ | {{Act|2}} |
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− | === Isabela and [[Sebastian]] === |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Varric''': Were you listening to that guy in the Hanged Man last night? |
+ | * '''Isabela''': "Your eyes are like bumblebees, flying into the window of my soul." (Laughs) |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Huh? |
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+ | * '''Varric''': My favorite was, "Your lips are like the wings of sparrows. Red ones. With no feathers." |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': I just... don't understand why you're working with Hawke. You don't seem to care about anything you do. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': "Oh, speak! And send the plucked wings of your lips soaring." |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': What's keeping you here? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Varric''': I'd buy the guy a drink, but I don't think he needs one. |
− | *'''Sebastian''': The... brothel? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': What? Women can't go to brothels, too? You're just not using your imagination. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Oh look! Now you are. You're cute when you're blushing. |
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− | ''(Alternatively if Hawke and Isabela have slept together)'' |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': What's keeping you here? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Mostly the sex. Hawke is an absolute tiger between the sheets. I mean all night, every night. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Oh cute! You're blushing. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Sebastian''': I used to be like you, you know. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Varric''': You have got to tell me what was in that box, Rivaini. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Which box? I've opened so many... |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': No! |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Well, those too. But later. Right now: that Qunari relic. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': That explains a lot. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I'll make you a deal: I'll tell you what was in that box if you tell me how Bianca got her name. |
+ | * '''Varric''': Fine, forget I asked. Evil woman. |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': It was the best thing that ever happened to me. I found peace. I found a purpose. |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': Before I came here, I was out all hours, drinking and whoring. I didn't believe in anything other than my own pleasure. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Why couldn't I have met you then? |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Sebastian''': I notice you talk about... vulgar things quite a bit. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Come to me, and I'll take you to places you've never been... |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Varric''': Isabela... Are you talking to Bianca? |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I think she deserves to feel a woman's touch on her trigger, don't you? |
+ | * '''Varric''': Bianca responds to my touch. She'd never give it up for you. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Pirates only care about a small number of very specific things: the sea, strong drink, and booty. Both kinds. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': That's what they always say, and I always prove them wrong. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Stop it. You're confusing her. And me. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': All right, let's get this over with. |
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+ | ''(If you complete [[The Long Road (Dragon Age II)|The Long Road]])'' |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': A duel? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Psst. I've got some of it written down now. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Varric''': Give it here. |
+ | * '''Varric''': "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles) |
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− | *'''Isabela''': You weren't? You weren't going to tell me to comfort the needy and give freely of myself? |
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+ | * '''Varric''': "She pounced—the smooth moves of a jungle cat—and locked her thighs around [[Donnic Hendyr|Donnic]]'s waist. He—" |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': From what I hear, you already give yourself quite freely. |
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+ | ''(If Aveline is in the party)'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Ooh. You got me there. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': What? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Nothing. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': What is that? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Shh! (Giggles) |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': I will never, ever be clean again. |
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+ | ''(If not)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Maybe you should read the rest of it in private. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': I think that's best. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Sebastian''': You've been watching me all day. It's getting a little...distracting. |
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+ | {{Act|3}} |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Merrill's right. Your armor is shiny. I can see myself in it. Look! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Varric, how does one get made a [[Paragon]]? |
+ | * '''Varric''': The [[Assembly]] votes on it. Enough votes, and—BAM!—you're a living God! |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': Um, I don't see... |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You should ask to be made a Paragon. Of manliness. |
+ | * '''Varric''': I like the way you think, Rivaini, but one doesn't just ask to be made a Paragon. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Why not? Everyone can see you're a paragon of manliness. It's just a matter of making it official. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Sebastian''': That was very brave, coming back to face the Qunari. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': After all this, the life of a pirate is going to be dull, isn't it? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It was idiotic. They would have killed me. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I know! I'll have to steal myself another Qunari [[Tome of Koslun|relic]]. |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': And yet you returned anyway. You couldn't face the thought of so many innocents dying for something you could prevent. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': The scary thing is, I don't know if you're joking! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Tell that to the viscount. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Of course I'm joking. I'm not getting involved with those people again. |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': It's frightening, isn't it? To realise you have the potential to be a better person. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': No... this time, I'll steal the Queen of [[Antiva]]. There's no way that could go wrong. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': It's been years and not once have you tried to get me to repent and turn to the Maker. |
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+ | ''(If Hawke romances Merrill)'' |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': Preaching rarely works, Isabela. To change someone's heart, one has to led by example. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Varric''': So, Hawke and Daisy. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I think they're darling together. |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': I grew weary of the nameless strings of lovers and the nights of endless pleasure. You will, too. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': (Gasps) That's the cruelest thing anyone's ever said to me! I think I'm going to cry. |
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+ | ''(If Hawke previously slept with Isabela)'' |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Really? You're not at all jealous? Because I thought you and Hawke... |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Hawke was just a dalliance. You know I've still got my eye on you. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Keep dreaming, Rivaini. |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(Otherwise)'' |
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+ | * '''Varric''': It's almost too adorable. Well, except for the evil blood magic thing. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': The most evil thing Merrill does most days is pick the flowers out of other people's gardens. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': I know, I have to bribe most of the gardeners in Hightown to keep it quiet. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': So, I've never understood why the Chantry says if you're good you'll be taken up to the Maker's side. |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': Those who die with their sins cleansed from their souls will walk by the Maker in eternity. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': If they really want people to be good, shouldn't they offer lakes of wine and...a dozen naked virgins? |
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− | *'''Sebastian''': Anyone who wants that will be going to the Void. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Sounds like that's where all the good parties will be. |
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+ | ''(During [[The Last Straw (Quest)|The Last Straw]] after choosing sides)'' |
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− | === Isabela and [[Varric]] === |
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− | *'''Varric''': |
+ | * '''Varric''': Just curious, does any of this make sense to you? |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': What? This whole "everyone's waiting for the world to end" thing? |
+ | * '''Varric''': That, yes. |
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− | *'''Varric''': Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object! |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Not remotely. |
− | *'''Varric''': |
+ | * '''Varric''': Good. It's not just me, then.<section end="Varric Isabela DA2"/> |
+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Zevran === |
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+ | * '''Zevran''': My dear Isabela, it has been a delight to see you again. You travel in fine company. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': That's it? You're leaving? What about sex? |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If in a romance with Isabela)'' |
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+ | * '''Zevran''': *laughs* Still blunt as a dwarven hammer, hmmm? Well, why not! |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': Um, hello? I'm standing right here. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': What? You can come too. |
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+ | * '''Zevran''': Indeed! The more the merrier! |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': Let's find someplace quieter. |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If not in a romance with Isabela)'' |
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+ | * '''Zevran''': Ah, Isabela. I did so miss you. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': That's because you're a piss-poor shot. Thankfully, you have other uses. |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(The last line depends on party members:)'' |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Ew. |
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+ | * '''Anders''': Ha! |
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+ | * '''Fenris''': Are we sure he was part of a guild of assassins? |
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+ | * '''Varric''': That girl has curious standards. |
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+ | |||
+ | == ''[[Legacy]]'' == |
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+ | === Isabela's remarks === |
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+ | * "What's wrong with this place? Why don't they have one decent regular lock to pick. No, it's got to be all magic and blowy lights. Pfft." |
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+ | * "So, no Bartrand. Who do you think's going to betray you this time?" |
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+ | * "If I still had my ship, I'd offer you a berth. Anything beats living with Gamlen and crawling around tunnels to make your fortune." |
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+ | * "Try to do someone a favor and you end up trapped in a giant magical prison. There's a lesson here. Next time you ask if I want to help with something, I'm going to say no. |
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+ | * "(Sighs) Is this the perk you get for being Champion? Because if so, I'm not applying for the position." |
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+ | * "Great, now I guess we run in circles until he tires?" |
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+ | * "I prefer towers full of coin to towers full of darkspawn. For future reference. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Hawke === |
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+ | {{#lst:Hawke/Dialogue|Hawke Isabela Legacy}} |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Anders === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Anders Legacy" /> |
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+ | ''(When talking to Larius for the first time and in romance with Anders, after choosing the humorous dialogue line "because I always follow the advice of crazy tainted people.")'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': That seems to be your type. |
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+ | * '''Anders''': Excuse me? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Nothing. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Aveline === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Aveline Legacy" /> |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I spy with my little eye, something that is... red. And socially uncomfortable. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Ugh. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': No guesses? It starts with A. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Shut up. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Ooh, my mistake. It starts with such a B. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Time and a place, Isabela. No games when we're this deep in a mess. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Fine. Gone from B to a real C, anyway. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Varric''': I'll let you run your fingers through it, if you want. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Isabela. That... demonstration you put on two nights ago in the Viscount's Keep. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Your chest hair? My fingers? Oh, Varric, stop! You're making me quiver. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Ooh. Are you going to arrest me, Captain? |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Aveline''': No. You did that on purpose and I will not be baited. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, come on! |
+ | * '''Aveline''': I will also no longer judge you for your... choices. I will make a concerted attempt to be understanding. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': What? Does this mean you'll no longer call me a whore? |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': As you so rightly pointed out, whores accept gold for services rendered. You do not. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': But... |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Poxy tart. (Laughs) Had you there.<section end="Isabela Aveline Legacy" /> |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Bethany === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Bethany Legacy" /> |
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+ | ''(In Act 1)'' |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': How do you stand the Hanged Man? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Drink enough, my dear, and standing is the least of your worries. |
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− | *'''Varric''': I shit you not, Rivaini, it was this big. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': There's no way. Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size. |
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− | *'''Varric''': Would I lie about something so critical? |
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+ | ''(If Bethany is a Circle Mage)'' |
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− | <small>next line is dependent on third party member</small> |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': They took away the books you sent. "Non-curricular." And illegal in some countries. |
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− | *'''Anders''': I can't stand it anymore, what are you two talking about? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': No appreciation for the classics. Why read if it's not inspiring? |
+ | * '''Bethany''': I'm not sure they were even anatomically possible. |
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− | *'''Carver''': What is wrong with you two? Can't you ever have a conversation that isn't dirty? |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Dream of a day, sweetness. |
+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Bethany is a Grey Warden)'' |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': Still in the Hanged Man? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': When I can be. I miss you, sweetness. |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': I do too. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Well, you save the world, the rest of us will be waiting. |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': Fair enough.<section end="Isabela Bethany Legacy" /> |
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+ | === Isabela and Carver === |
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− | *'''Varric''': We're discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. I never remember the difference. |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Carver Legacy" /> |
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− | *'''Varric''': Why? What did you think we were talking about? |
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+ | ''(In Act 1)'' |
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+ | * '''Carver''': So... Isabela. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, Carver, I do love the way you say my name. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': I... er... thank you? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Carver, if you stop breathing every time a woman compliments you, you'll never be awake when the fun starts. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Varric''': You know, Rivaini, you promised me you'd tell me how your ship wrecked. |
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+ | ''(If Carver is a templar)'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': I was drunk. I thought the reefs around the Wounded Coast were made of candy. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You certainly fill out a skirt Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now. |
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− | *'''Varric''': Oh, come on. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Carver''': Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? How much stamina it requires? |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Go on... |
+ | * '''Carver''': With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it. |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Hawke is in a romance with Isabela)'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': No you don't. No, she doesn't! |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Sebastian is in the party)'' |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': Don't do that to the Chant! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Shush, you. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': Psst. I've got some of it written down now. |
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+ | ''(If Carver is a Grey Warden)'' |
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− | *'''Varric''': Give it here. "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles) "She pounced–the smooth moves of a jungle cat–and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He–" |
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− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': You've certainly...filled out, Carver. Shame, really, I hear joining the Wardens separates the men from their "boys." |
+ | * '''Carver''': We rarely have children, true. But don't worry, that just means I try ever so much harder. |
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− | *'''Varric''': I think that's best. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Ooh, I like you all grown up. |
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− | <small>if Aveline is in the party</small> |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Aveline''': What? |
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+ | ''(If Hawke is in a romance with Isabela)'' |
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− | *'''Isabela''': Nothing. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Hawke''': No you don't. No, she doesn't! |
+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': Shh (giggles). |
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+ | ''(If Varric is in the party)'' |
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− | *'''Varric''': Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a..... written dedication. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Junior took down the Rivaini? Who's telling this story? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Aveline''': I will never, ever be clean again. |
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+ | ''(If Aveline is in the party)'' |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': You'd better not.<section end="Isabela Carver Legacy" /> |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Fenris === |
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+ | {{#lst:Fenris/Dialogue|Fenris Isabela Legacy}} |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Merrill === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Merrill Legacy" /> |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Ugh. I think I stepped in something again. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I keep telling you Kitten, get a pair of proper boots. Like mine! |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': I can't. I just can't. Your boots go on forever. I'd get so lost in them. I've dropped marbles in. They take an eternity to reach the bottom. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': That's the reason I've been finding marbles in my boots? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Um. No. I'm just rambling. Look, a rock! |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Isabela''': Come to me, and I'll take you to places you've never been. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': (Giggles) You're not going to say anything? |
− | *'''Isabela''': |
+ | * '''Isabela''': No! And don't you say anything either! I want to see how long it takes her/him to notice... |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Hawke''': I'm right here, you know. What are you going on about? |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Merrill''': You have a bit of... something... on your nose there. |
− | *''' |
+ | * '''Hawke''': What? How long has it been there? |
+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, now you've gone and ruined it. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Varric''': Where you listening to that guy in the Hanged Man last night? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': What a dreadful place. If I were a darkspawn, I'd plant flowers. Brighten it up. |
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− | *'''Isabela''': "Your eyes are like bumblebees flying into the window of my soul." (Laughs) |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Kitten, any flowers would turn into a man-eating petal monsters within the hour. |
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− | *'''Varric''': My favorite was "Your lips are like the wings of sparrows. Red ones. With no feathers." |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Maybe just a nice still-life, then.<section end="Isabela Merrill Legacy" /> |
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− | *'''Isabela''': "Oh speak and send the plucked wings of your lips soaring." |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Varric''': I'd buy the guy a drink, but I don't think he needs one. |
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+ | === Isabela and Sebastian === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Sebastian Legacy" /> |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': Why the aversion to bows? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': A one armed man named Molly once shot me in the shoulder with a bow. It hurt. Now can we drop this? |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': I don't understand. You could learn to shoot a bow, if you tried. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': (Sighs) You have pretty eyes. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': I suppose the conversation's over, then. |
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+ | |||
− | *'''Varric''': You have got to tell me what was in that box, Rivaini. |
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− | *''' |
+ | * '''Sebastian''': You don't look very happy down here. |
+ | * '''Isabela''': I'm a pirate, sweetheart. I belong on the open sea, not squished under a thousand tons of rock. |
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− | *'''Varric''': Well those too. But later. Right now: that Qunari relic. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': It's an adventure. Don't pirates like adventures? |
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− | *'''Isabela''': I'll make you a deal: I'll tell you what was in that box if you tell me how Bianca got her name. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Only if they end with a gallon of rum and a new bed to plunder. |
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− | *'''Varric''': Fine. Forget I asked. Evil woman. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': Well, there's treasure here. Pirates like treasure, right? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': (Grunts) That's just what we use to keep score. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Isabela''': And you've all been wondering why I don't wear pants. So much less toxic goo to clean off. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': (Sighs) I should have thought of that. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': It's not like I change my clothing every time I go home, like Hawke does.<section end="Isabela Sebastian Legacy" /> |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Varric === |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You've a nickname for everyone. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': That's true, Rivaini. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': But everyone just calls you Varric. That's hardly fair. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Well, it's my story. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': What? |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Nothing. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | * '''Varric''': We passed another broken pillar. You know what that means. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Everyone take a drink! |
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+ | ''(If Anders is in the party)'' |
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+ | * '''Anders''': The last time we played this game, I kissed an ogre. Please, let's not go there again. |
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+ | ''(If Aveline is in the party)'' |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Didn't the last game end with Isabela getting Orlesian with a lyrium vein? |
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+ | * '''Varric''': Yep! |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Carry on, then. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Dwarves are funny. Look at them scurrying away on their stumpy little legs. |
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+ | * '''Varric''': I heard that. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': It's cute when you do it.{{#lst:Varric Tethras/Dialogue|Varric Isabela Legacy}} |
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+ | |||
+ | == ''[[Mark of the Assassin]]'' == |
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+ | === Isabela's remarks === |
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+ | * ''(After meeting Tallis)'' "She's got style. I'll give her that." |
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+ | * ''(When clicked, if romanced)'' "Oh, stop. You're such a tease." |
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+ | * ''(When clicked on a friendship path)'' "Drinks after this?" |
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+ | * ''(When clicked on a rivalry path)'' "(Sighs) I should've stayed at the tavern." |
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+ | * "I hope I'm not expected to eat roast wyvern after this." |
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+ | * "Get Duke Fancypants first! And if that wyvern spits at you, run like your arse is on fire!" |
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+ | * "Which of these lizards do we drag back to the Duke so we can get to the drinking?" |
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+ | * ''(After some hunters make remarks about wyverns during the hunt)'' "And here I thought Orlesians only hunted other Orlesians for horrendous crimes against fashion." |
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+ | * ''(After leaving the Dungeons, if Hawke leaves Tallis)'' "What a strange little person." |
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+ | * ''(After leaving the Dungeons, if Hawke goes with Tallis)'' "Wait, I'm ''helping'' the Qunari recover some priceless artifact? Oh, the irony." |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Hawke === |
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+ | {{#lst:Hawke/Dialogue|Hawke Isabela MotA}} |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Anders === |
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+ | {{#lst:Anders/Dialogue|Anders Isabela MotA}} |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Aveline === |
||
+ | <section begin="Isabela Aveline MotA" /> |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': So you say a witch helped you get to Kirkwall. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': [[Flemeth]], the Witch of the Wilds. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh. Her. I see her at the Hanged Man sometimes. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': What? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Threatens to turn you into a toad and eat your babies if you beat her at cards. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': You're... joking. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Perhaps. |
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+ | |||
+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Aveline''': All the nobles are looking at you. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Would I dress like this if I didn't want people looking at me? |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': It doesn't make you uncomfortable? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Honey, you don't know uncomfortable till you've been bent backwards over the helm of a ship and handcuffed to the rail. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': At your request, I assume. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': It was complicated. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Sure it was. |
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+ | |||
+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Isabela''': Imagine going to one of those Orlesian parties. I'd feel underdressed. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': (Scoffs) Undressed, you mean. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Well, I don't need to hide from the world by encasing myself in steel up to my eyebrows. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Right, let it all hang out so everyone knows what they're getting. |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality)'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': Can't you two just get along? |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': This is us getting along. Isn't that right, whore? |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality)'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': Catfight? Catfight! |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': We're not fighting. Isn't that right, whore? |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality)'' |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': If you can't get along, stop talking to each other. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': This is us getting along. Isn't that right, whore? |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Isabela''': That's right, man-chin. |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(The insults are randomized.)'' |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': |
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+ | ** Strumpet. |
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+ | ** Wine-soaked pearl diver. |
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+ | ** Poxy tart. |
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+ | ** Scurvy tramp. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': |
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+ | ** Guardswoman. |
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+ | ** Griffon-lips. |
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+ | ** Carrot head. |
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+ | ** Frigid bear-sow. |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Aveline''': See? We love each other. |
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+ | |||
+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(While looking for Hawke and Tallis)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': If you'd let me handle that last guard, we'd have found Hawke by now! |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Right. You'd be bent over a desk, and we'd be no closer than we are now. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Well, I'd be closer to something. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Shut up whore. |
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+ | |||
+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Hawke''': I don't think we're getting out this way now. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': We could try bashing our way through. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': That's right, Aveline. Just hit it. |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': Or we could try squeezing your fat ass between the bars. |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': Ladies.<section end="Isabela Aveline MotA" /> |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Bethany === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Bethany MotA" /> |
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+ | ''(If Bethany is a Circle mage)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Just like old times, isn't it? Going on adventures, getting into scrapes. It's like you're free again. |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': I don't mind it so much. I don't have to hide, or worry about templars hunting me. |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': It's funny. The idea of the Circle is much more terrifying than the reality of it. |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': Though perhaps my transition was made easier by the books you sent along with your letters. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, you liked them, did you? |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': They were wicked. It was like you were there. |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': |
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+ | ** ''(If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality)'' Please, for the love of all that's holy, don't write to my sister anymore. |
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+ | ** ''(If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality)'' What am I hearing? I don't want to hear this! I'm not hearing this! |
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+ | ** ''(If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality)'' Ugh. Must you talk about this within earshot? |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Bethany is a Grey Warden)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': It's good to see you back. It's like old times again. |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': You know it's not. It'll never be like it was. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': We can always pretend. If we do it well enough, we might forget that things have changed. |
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+ | * '''Bethany''': (Laughs) You're ridiculous. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Whatever works, sweetness.<section end="Isabela Bethany MotA" /> |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Carver === |
||
+ | <section begin="Isabela Carver MotA" /> |
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+ | ''(If Hawke does not romance Merrill)'' |
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+ | * '''Carver''': So... how is Merrill? Sad that she couldn't come along. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': She's fine, all things considered. Why do you—Wait. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': What? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You. Merrill. Andraste's granny pants, I can't believe I never saw it before! |
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+ | * '''Carver''': What? No! No no no no. You've got it wrong. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Stop fretting. I'm on your side, and I always win. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': She's not a game of cards! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Whatever. Good at matchmaking, not so good at the analogies. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Carver''': Ridiculous. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': (Sighs) What has your critical gaze fallen upon now? |
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+ | * '''Carver''': Why do Orlesians need to have so many parties all the time? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': So it is merry-making that offends you. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': Posturing affairs, filled with foppish, wine-sipping, pinkie-extenders. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': So along with mages, your life, and the weather most days, you also hate Orlesians and merry-making. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': Are you mocking me? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Never. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Carver is a templar)'' |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Isabela''': I always did like a man in uniform. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': You sure you wouldn't like a man out of uniform better? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I... hmm. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': Life's so full of hard choices, isn't it? |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Carver is a Grey Warden)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I always did like a man on a mission. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': Wardens go deep. It's a hard calling. And we also save the world. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Very interesting. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': I'll tell you about it sometime, when I'm not, you know, saving the world. |
||
+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(While looking for Hawke and Tallis)'' |
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+ | * '''Carver''': You just leave this to me. I can handle everything. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I'm starting to think you could. |
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+ | * '''Carver''': What was that? A compliment? I'm a little frightened. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I know! Let's get these people rescued before it happens again.<section end="Isabela Carver MotA" /> |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Fenris === |
||
+ | {{#lst:Fenris/Dialogue|Fenris Isabela MotA}} |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Merrill === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Merrill MotA" /> |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': If you weren't a pirate, what do you think you would've been? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I haven't given it much thought. Maybe a poet? (Laughs) |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': You would've made a great griffon-wrangler. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I'm sorry... what? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': You're so quick and clever. You'd be perfect. And you'd get a baby griffon for me, wouldn't you? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Kitten, if griffons existed, and if I was a... griffon-wrangler and not a pirate, yes. I would find you a baby griffon. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Thanks. I've always wanted a baby griffon called Feathers. |
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+ | |||
+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Merrill''': Do you think I should change my hair, Isabela? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Change it how, Kitten? |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': I don't know. I've always had it like this. Tallis has pretty hair. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I think yours is darling the way it is. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': But would it be better if it were red? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Then you'd look like a lollypop. Stick with your natural color. |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': I suppoose that's best. I wouldn't want strangers to try to lick my hair. |
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+ | |||
+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(While trying to find Hawke and Tallis)'' |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Isabela? Um... I think we've been here before. We've passed that same cracked tile six times now. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Andraste's granny-panties! I knew things were going too smoothly! |
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+ | * '''Merrill''': Does Andraste really wear granny-panties? How do you know all these things? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': (Sighs) Come on, Kitten. Let's see if we can find the entrance and start again.<section end="Isabela Merrill MotA" /> |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Sebastian === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Sebastian MotA" /> |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': It was nice to see you in the Chantry, listening to Sister Etheline's testimony. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': I was surprised, but very glad. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I was surprised as well, and not quite as glad. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': Oh? Sister Etheline's words always inspire me. Was it not so for you? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You didn't notice I was bound, gagged, and had a contusion on my forehead? |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': What? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Just... don't ask for the "bad girl special" at the Blooming Rose. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Isabela''': My husband used to have hunting parties like this. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': I'd forgotten you were married. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': It's hard to picture you playing the hostess, taking cloaks and kissing babies. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': No, there were servants for that. I just had to sit there and look pretty. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': If I got out of hand, he would lock me away with a bottle of wine and a dirty book. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Told everyone I was indisposed. |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': My parents used to do the same thing! Minus the wine. And the, uh, dirty book. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(While looking for Hawke and Tallis)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Eenie, meenie, miney, moe... |
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+ | * '''Sebastian''': I'm not sure that's the best way to find them. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': We already tried "pray for Andraste to guide us" and "wander like drunken vagrants." |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': We are running out of options. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Unless you want to find a chicken for an augury, we're going with counting games.<section end="Isabela Sebastian MotA" /> |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Varric === |
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+ | {{#lst:Varric Tethras/Dialogue (Dragon Age II)|Varric Isabela MotA}} |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and Tallis === |
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+ | <section begin="Isabela Tallis MotA" /> |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': So these are the hunting grounds. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Do we need a lure? What do wyverns like? |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Aveline is also in the party.)'' |
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+ | * '''Aveline''': If we're lucky: slutty pirates. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Or prudish man-virgins, maybe? |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Tallis''': We just need to look for signs, and be careful. We get this over with, we get in the keep. |
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+ | * '''Hawke''': And that's where the jewel is? |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': That's where the jewel is. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(After some hunters make remarks about wyverns during the hunt)'' |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': And here I thought Orlesians only hunted other Orlesians for horrendous crimes against fashion. |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': Just ignore them. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Isabela''': Can I just imagine that wyverns are small, completely non-poisonous bunny-like creatures? |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': Not unless you picture it eating you. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Spoilsport. |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': The sooner we get the hunt over with, the sooner we'll be at the Chateau to finish this. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Tallis''': Are you married? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Why do you ask? |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': I was just wondering if you had a husband behind your (throne?) |
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+ | * '''Fenris''': That is an excellent question! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Lets get a move on shall we? |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Tallis''': Watch out! Big-hat ghast! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': (Snickers) Ghast hat. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(After Tallis' identity is revealed)'' |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': What? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Lies, betrayal, leading us here to die... |
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+ | * '''Tallis''':And you thought you could do it so much better? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I would never... well, yes. I would. But there's only room for one backstabbing rogue in this party, elf. |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': I apologize. From now on, that position is all yours. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Good. Just so we're clear. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(After Tallis' identity is revealed)'' |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': So you were the one who stole the [[Tome of Koslun|Tome]]. Did you read it? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': In between running for my life? Of course I read it. |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': Ah, sarcasm is one of the demands of the Qun, did you know? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': No, it's not. |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': So you did read it, then. |
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+ | {{-}} |
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+ | |||
+ | ''(If Isabela is romanced.)'' |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': I've struggled to find that peace, that certainty. I know it's there, I just... keep falling short. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Maybe you should take that as a sign? |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': I used to be like you. I told myself if I never cared about anyone or anything, I could never be hurt. Life would be fun. |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': But it wasn't. There was a hole inside me. Nothing I did ever filled it. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, that's too easy. |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': Not everything should be easy. Don't you wonder what it would be like? A life with meaning, with purpose? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I... have a purpose. I have Hawke. |
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+ | * '''Tallis''': Lucky you.<section end="Isabela Tallis MotA" /> |
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+ | |||
+ | == [http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Age:_Inquisition_multiplayer ''Dragon Age: Inquisition Multiplayer''] == |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela's remarks === |
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+ | * '''(Low health)''' Stop hitting me! Hit the other person! |
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+ | * '''(Low health)''' I knew coming here was a bad idea. |
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+ | * '''(Low health)''' Shit. Shit shit! I’ve really stepped in it this time! |
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+ | * '''(Low health)''' (sighs) Do I have to bleed on you to get your attention? |
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+ | * '''(Low health)''' You know, I only have so much blood in me! |
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+ | * '''(Low health)''' The whole ‘Raider Queen’ image doesn’t work when I’m limping. |
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+ | * '''(During battle)''' Damn, I got blood on my boot! |
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+ | * '''(Fallen)''' And here I always thought death would involve more greased-up sailors. |
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+ | * '''(Fallen)''' Hey... This is like that time Merrill made mushrooms for dinner! |
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+ | * '''(Fallen)''' Why is everything green? Oh, no... |
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+ | * '''(Revived)''' Maker, this is embarrassing. |
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+ | * '''(Revived)''' You! You better run before I- before I get back on my feet! |
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+ | * '''(Revived)''' My hero. I owe you a drink. |
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+ | * '''(Revived)''' Someone’s going to pay for knocking me over! |
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+ | * '''(Reviving someone)''' Come on, lying there is not helping anyone! |
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+ | * '''(Reviving someone)''' Get your arse up! |
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+ | * '''(Reviving someone)''' I’d offer you a shot of whiskey, but I’m dry, so just imagine I did. |
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+ | * '''(Friend falls)''' Whoops! |
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+ | * '''(Friend falls) '''Well, that’s no good! |
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+ | * '''(Friend falls)''' Andraste’s knickers, I can’t do this alone! |
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+ | * '''(In between zones)''' Open door, kill everything, right? |
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+ | * '''(idle)''' (sighs) what are we waiting for? Standing around just makes me antsy. |
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+ | * '''(idle)''' What is red and veiny and pulsates? A vein of red lyrium! (laughs) You thought I was going to say something dirty! |
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+ | * '''(Treasure room)''' This had better lead to treasure. |
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+ | * '''(Treasure room)''' Think golden thoughts! |
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+ | * '''(Lockpicking)''' Who needs Isabela's magic touch? |
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+ | * '''(Lockpicking) '''It's all in the wrist, children... All in the wrist. |
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+ | * '''(sighting breakable stone wall)''' Where is my lady battering ram when I need her? |
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+ | * '''(unknown)''' Could’ve been drinking, but no. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Amund Amund] === |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Every time we find gold I think to myself, "Imagine the hats you could buy with this, Isabela!" |
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+ | * '''Amund''': Why do you need more? You’ve only the one head. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Why do I always get myself into these messes when I could be on a beach in the sun? |
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+ | * '''Amund''': Maybe your god will lead you to a beach next? It could happen! |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Looking good, sweet thing. |
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+ | * '''Amund''': To you as well, my hearty, stabby friend! |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Amund''': I’m reminded of a battle I fought in a snow storm on a glacier. This is much like that. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Snow storm on a glacier? The shrinkage must’ve been epic. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Amund''': The Lady of the Skies led me to your Herald. What is Andraste the goddess of, anyway? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Fire! No, singing! Remorse? Really great hair. Ooh, ooh, I know. ''Marrying up''. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Amund''': When we return victorious will have words with that tiny man Cabot about getting us real Avvar mead to celebrate. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, I knew I liked you for more than just your size. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Argent]] === |
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+ | * '''Argent''': This is the first time I've worked for an organization like the Inquisition. It was always a person before. |
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+ | * '''Other Argent''': The Inquisition is like a person. Different parts, one body. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Argent''': When we’re through, perhaps the spymaster will turn me over to someone else. |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Other Argent''': Or maybe she won’t. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Argent''': I like birds. I had a parakeet. It was blue. And then it died. |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Other Argent''': We should get another. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Belinda Darrow|Belinda]] === |
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+ | * '''Belinda''': I met the Divine Justinia only once before she died. She was lovely. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh I bet she was. I’ve heard stories. Ohh? Blushing! Heard them too, I take it? |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Belinda''': I pray the Maker smiles on the Inquisition. Our cause is righteous! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': (laughs) It’s amazing. How are you saying things like “Our cause is righteous!” while staying adorable? |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Belinda''': I hope to stay and serve the Inquisition, once this war is over. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': They’d be lucky to have you, sweet thing. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Cillian]] === |
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+ | * '''Cillian''': I once dreamed of seeing places like this. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Now look at you, making all your dreams come true! |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Cillian''': Did anyone try that ham they had at camp yesterday? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Did you? Did you get ''ham''mered? (laughs) |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Cillian''': Being with the Inquisition has opened my eyes to how little I truly understood the world before. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Understanding's overrated. You just need to know enough to stay alive and have fun doing it. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Hall]] === |
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+ | * '''Hall''': There are so many people in the world. I'm not used the lack of silence. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Too much silence can make a man insane. I’ve seen it happen. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Hall''': I wonder if I'll ever be able to go back to the life I had before. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Going backwards is silly, if you ask me. Far too easy to trip on your own feet. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Hall''': So when we get back does anyone fancy a drink at the tavern? That’s what friends do, right? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Only if the drink leads to something else, sweet thing. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and another Isabela === |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Every time we find gold I think to myself, "Imagine the hats you could buy with this, Isabela!" |
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+ | * '''Other Isabela''': Then I remember that the hat shop was destroyed by falling mortar when the Chantry exploded. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Why do I always get myself into these messes when I could be on a beach in the sun? |
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+ | * '''Other Isabela''': Treasure, woman! Think of the treasure! |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Looking good, sweet thing. |
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+ | * '''Other Isabela''': I know, sweet thing. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Katari]] === |
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+ | * '''Katari''': This Inquisition must be desperate, recruiting the way they do. Just look at us! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Let me tell you, watching the sky tear itself an asshole is a great way to get immediately sober. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Katari''': Ever fought a wyvern? I did once. Sold the head for good money, too. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Yes, yes, big picture problems. But can we focus on not getting killed right now? |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Katari''': I’ll be happy if I never see a demon again after this. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': What about spending time on a boat? I have a boat. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and '''Korbin''' === |
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+ | * '''Korbin''': Once in the Deep Roads, I held off a group of darkspawn for two days. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I once held off sobriety for two days. Well, a week and two days. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Korbin''': There’s so much life on the surface. If not for the Inquisition, I would never have experienced it. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': The dwarven kingdom just sounds so dull. Dull, yet dangerous, the worst combination. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Korbin''': Once this is all over, I suppose I’ll have to return to the Deep Roads. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You don’t have to! I have a boat. How good are you at drunken singing? |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Luka]] === |
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+ | * '''Luka''': Inquisition is such a funny word! |
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+ | * Isabela: No, you know what’s a funny word? Malarchy. Ma''lar''chy. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Luka''': When I was trapped in the Vimmark Mountains, I ate lots of mushrooms. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Have you met Varric? I’ll introduce you if I get the chance, you’d drive him insane. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Luka''': I wonder if I could find that cave with the glowing lichen again – it was west of Ferelden. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Good luck with that! I’d help, but I do hate caves. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Neria]] === |
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+ | * '''Neria''': (gasps) I've never had my skills so tested in my life! |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Stick with me, you’ll be fine. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Neria''': It will be a relief to return to my clan once all this is done. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': You’re lucky to have one that welcomes you. I have a friend, who- (sighs) nevermind. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Neria''': I never thought I would say this, but I’ve learned much from traveling with you all. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': This is nothing. Wait until I get the rest of them drunk at the tavern. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Rion]] === |
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+ | * '''Rion''': You know, this Inquisition? Isn’t as bad as I thought. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Much merrier than its name would suggest, that’s for sure! |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Rion''': When this is over, I hope we mages are given some freedom. After all, isn’t the point to change things? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Can we focus on not getting diced on a plate? I don’t care how good I look drizzled with oil, it’s still ''no''. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Rion''': Well, how’s everyone doing today? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Perky, as you can see. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Sidony]] === |
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+ | * '''Sidony''': This is ridiculous. Why did I agree to come here? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': To annoy us all with constant grumbling? Or am I wrong? |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Sidony''': (Disgusted noise.) |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': My, is someone constipated again? |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Sidony''': Once this is over, the spymaster promised to let me look at her library. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Bet she did that just to shut you up. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Tamar Tamar] === |
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+ | * '''Tamar''': Your Chantry goes belly up, the Inquisition steps in. Always something to keep the same people in power. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Tamar, you are a lovely lady, but Andraste's arsecheeks, you're a downer. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Tamar''': The last time I met a group of rebel mages, I let them live. One of them told a funny story. |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Isabela''': You can't just stop there. What's the story? |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Tamar''': If I survive, I’ll be free. The commander gave his word – I fight for him, and I get to live. |
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+ | |||
+ | * '''Isabela''': I love boots. Tall, supple leather boots. The smell of Antivan leather. What? Oh - sorry, were you talking? |
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+ | * (or) '''Isabela''': Cullen can give me his word anytime. ''Any''time. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Every time we find gold I think to myself, "Imagine the hats you could buy with this, Isabela!" |
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+ | * '''Tamar''': Oh, ''really''? |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Thornton]] === |
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+ | * '''Thornton''': When the Breach first opened, I managed to evade demons by hiding in a snowdrift. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Didn’t you tell us this story already? I could’ve sworn- |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Thornton''': Considering what we’re up against, I really hope the Inquisition knows what it’s doing. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Oh, you bet I am. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Thornton''': If I survive this, maybe I’ll move to a cottage. Get a dog. And a vegetable garden. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': That’s what I thought ten years ago, yet here I am today. |
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+ | |||
+ | === Isabela and [[Zither|Zither!]] === |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Every time we find gold I think to myself, "Imagine the hats you could buy with this, Isabela!" |
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+ | * '''Zither!''': For me it’s doublets studded with Serault glass crystals. I’m definitely commissioning one with ZITHER! Written across the back. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Why do I always get myself into these messes when I could be on a beach in the sun? |
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+ | * '''Zither!''': I did the beach thing after my manager tried to kill me. I could never get the hang of the drinks with the little umbrellas. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': Looking good, sweet thing. |
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+ | * '''Zither!''': Right back at you, gorgeous. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Zither!''': After this, Val Royeaux? I know a place where you can be covered in gold leaf and then ''sanded''. Who’s with me? |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I’ll take the gold leaf but pass on the sanding. I have ''very'' sensitive skin. |
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+ | ─────── |
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+ | * '''Zither!''': This is just like that gig I played in Lydes. Except I’m sober, and nobody’s throwing their underclothes at me. Yet. |
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+ | * '''Isabela''': I’d rectify that, but I have my hands full. Of daggers. |
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+ | [[ru:Изабела/Диалоги]] |
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+ | [[Category:Dragon Age: Origins dialogues]] |
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+ | [[Category:Dragon Age II dialogues]] |
Revision as of 06:03, 6 April 2020
Isabela's dialogue contains the conversations she shares with the Warden in Dragon Age: Origins and with Hawke and Hawke's companions in Dragon Age II.
Dragon Age: Origins
- Isabela: "Hmm... strong hands. Could I entice you to leave your order and sign up as one of my crewmen? I could use those strong hands at my... helm."
- Warden: "I don't know anything about sailing."
- Isabela: "The ship is the best teacher. She will guide you with her sighs... her shudders, her gentle swaying as she rides the crests of the waves."
- Isabela: "She's quite feisty, isn't she?"
- Warden: "She bites too."
- Leliana: "I do not!"
- Isabela: "And you said she was a cloistered sister? I dare say the cloisters must be teaching things other than the Chant of Light."
- Leliana: "Oh, no, no... I learned those things in Orlais. Bored noblewomen often come up with various methods of self-amusement."
- Isabela: "She's quite feisty isn't she?"
- Warden: "I thought her performance was lackluster today."
- Leliana: "Lackluster! Well, that's a fine way of complimenting a lady!"
- Isabela: "Ha! You might be many things, sweet Leliana, but as you have proven today, you are no lady."
- Leliana: "L-let us never speak of this again."
- Isabela: "Yes, I agree."
- Zevran: "I don't mind never speaking of it again, as long as we could do it again."
- Leliana: "That's a thought..."
- Isabela: "Am I getting old, or has Zevran become even more depraved over the years?"
- Zevran: "I've been about Grey Wardens. Perhaps the taint has rubbed off on me some, hmm? (Chuckles)"
- Isabela: "My dear, you wouldn't consider...leaving Alistair with me, would you? Perhaps let me borrow him for a week every summer? I'm sure we could work out a deal."
- Warden: "Would you lend me your ship?"
- Isabela: "Of course not! You would misuse the ship-- Which, I suppose, is exactly what I would do with Alistair, though I suspect he would enjoy it while the ship wouldn't."
- Alistair: "Not that the idea of being borrowed isn't terribly fascinating, but let's not forget the darkspawn. There may not be a week every summer, or any summer."
- Isabela: "Darkspawn! Is this the only thing men think about these days? What about the good old obsessions? Breasts, firm buttocks, wet frocks?"
- Alistair: "Hmm... wet frocks..."
Dragon Age II
Combat comments
Before a fight:
- Brace yourselves! Here comes the storm!
- If we kill them, we get their stuff!
- Run home while you still can!
- Let's dance!
- You're in trouble now!
- Someone needs a good spanking!
- The more the merrier, I suppose!
- Come on! You want some of this?!
- Brace yourselves! Here they come!
- Looks like we've got a few more puppies to kick.
- Enemies! Everywhere!
- Good! I was getting a bit bored!
During a fight:
- I'm going to need help!
- Someone give me a hand over here!
- Alright, new strategy. HELP!
- I'm too far away! What do you want me to do? Shout at them?
- I can't do anything from here!
- Andraste's knees! It's like herding cats!
- Got a little something for you!
- Oh! That was pitiful!
- You hit like an Orlesian dandy!
- Don't worry, I'll deal with this!
- Time for some payback.
- You're mine!
- I'll make you cry for your mother!
- Too slow!
- I could beat you in my sleep!
- Oh, you'll pay for that!
- You call this a fight?!
- I've got what you need, right here!
- Ooh! Clumsy!
- You hit like my grandmother!
- I'm right here! Hit me!
- Oh, now I'm angry!
Kills an enemy:
- That was too easy!
- Who's next?
- Oh, I'm good!
- Heh! Not so tough now, are you?!
- Ha! A good hit!
After a fight:
- I need a good, long sleep when I get home.
- We had a short-lived drinking game based on how many enemies you have. It killed a man.
- Your death toll is approaching natural disaster.
- We work well together.
- And they say violence doesn't solve anything.
- Can you imagine how sore you'd be if it was your job to bury all of these idiots?
- Let this be a lesson to future generations.
- Loot the bodies!
- I'm glad I don't have to clean up this mess.
- I can't take credit for all of this, Hawke helped a little bit.
No effect:
- If the pointy sticks don't work, try the other pointy sticks!
Recovering from KO:
- Nothing like a near-death experience to get the blood pumping.
- Oh, let's not do that again.
- What is wrong with me today?!
- Oh... I need a drink.
- Why me? Why is it always me?
- Ah, I'm alright. Who needs kidneys, anyways?
- I need a break.
About to KO:
- You can -handle this, right? I'm just going to- lie down here.
- Being close to death is... very bad for my morale!
- Don't mind me, it's just a flesh wound.
- Oh, this isn't going well!
Low on stamina:
- I'm going to need to catch my breath!
Someone else KO'd:
- (If Hawke falls) Oh, you're going to regret that!
- (If Hawke falls) Don't you die on me!
- (If Hawke falls) Hawke's down! Time to panic!
- (If Varric falls) Oh, he's not going to be happy when he wakes up.
- (If Varric falls) Varric's out! Bianca's going to be disappointed!
- (If Merrill falls) Merrill! Oh, blood mages are so dramatic.
- (If Merrill falls) Oh, no, Merrill.
- Just hold on! Isabela's coming!
Taking a potion:
- And they say drinking never solves anything!
- Time for a drink!
Stuck:
- Get me out of this!
Trap:
- Tread lightly around here.
- If only that were possible.
- I'd like to, sweet thing, but I can't.
- Would you also like me to make pigs fly?
- Shall I give it a go?
- You're such a slave driver.
- You happy now?
Isabela's remarks
- (Entering the barracks in the Viscount's Keep) "Coming in here of my own free will seems wrong... like diddling a sister."
- (Entering The Blooming Rose) "Ah the blooming rose. Where people come... and then go."
- (Going near the Qunari Compound) "Oh you don't want me in there—female troubles."
- (Going near the Qunari Compound) "I need a stiff one... and a drink."
- (Going near the Qunari Compound) "Hey, I think I knew that man back in Antiva! Bye!"
- (Entering the foundry district in Lowtown) "Smells like smoke, burning metal, and aeons of misery."
- (Entering The Hanged Man) "Ah, the Hanged Man. Sometimes you want to be where everybody knows your name."
- (On The Wounded Coast) "Watch out for the squirrels. They can be vicious little bastards."
- (At The Bone Pit) "You take me to all the nice places."
- (At the Bone Pit) "There was a brothel on the sunny side of Antiva called 'The Bone Pit.' It was entirely different from this."
- (In the Fade) "Something about this place is unsettling. It's like... underwear that never quite sits right."
- (During Bait and Switch) "Aww... an empty chest is like an empty bed. What a waste!"
- (Finding the severed hand in The First Sacrifice) "Need a hand? Why yes! Yes I do!"
- (During Blackpowder Courtesy) "There's no way this Javaris stole from the Qunari. That's hard... I heard."
- (During Fool's Gold) "The darkspawn smashed the chest, but did they really have to piss on it too? Those were my best boots."
- (During To Catch a Thief) "Buck up, big girl. It's a wonderful day."
- (During Haunted) "I really should have gone to the privy before coming here."
- (During Repentance) "Oh! I could get it embroidered on my blouse!" (In reference to 'felicitate me')
- (Referring to dragonlings) "Oh, look at them! They're like kittens... who want to eat you."
- (Referring to Ketojan) "I bet all he wants is to go chasing after thrown sticks. And someone to rub his belly."
- (To Zevran) "You're leaving? Just like that? What about sex?"
- "Must be something in the water."
- "I'm sorry, I don't speak never-gets-sex-again."
- "Looking for a ditch to lay face down in? I can recommend one.
- "I think I need a bath. Do you think I need a bath?""
Isabela and Hawke
(During Fools Rush In)
- Hawke: "Stab first, ask questions later?"
- Isabela: "Trust me, it's better this way."
Act 3
During No Rest for the Wicked
Beginning of quest, while talking about how to fool Velasco
- Hawke: "You haven't exactly thought this out, have you?"
- Isabela: "I haven't exactly worked out all of the kinks. Step one, we find Castillon... step two, I don't know. Something exciting happens. Step three, profit. Any questions?" (Possibly a reference to the South Park episode, "Gnomes")
In the Blooming Rose, before pretending to hand Isabela over to trick Velasco
- Isabela: Now, this needs to be convincing. And you'll need to get creative—call me names, even hit me.
- Isabela: Stick with it, no matter what I do. Velasco's a clever son of a bitch. If you waver, he'll notice.
(Diplomatic choice) I'm not sure about this.
- Hawke: I don't know if I can pull this off.
- Isabela: Come on, haven't you ever wanted to slap me? Just a little?
If other party members present
- Aveline: Absolutely.
- Fenris: Yes.
- Anders: Yes.
- Varric: Yes.
- Merrill: Yes... wait, what are we voting on?
- Sebastian: Is that a trick question?
- Isabela: I wasn't asking you people!
- Varric: Face it. You set yourself up for that one.
OR (Humorous choice) You seem a little eager.
- Hawke: I'm worried about you. You're enjoying this a little too much.
- Isabela: I am, aren't I? (Giggles)
OR (Aggressive choice) This will be fun.
- Hawke: I'll make it convincing, not to worry.
- Isabela: Er... now you're making me nervous.
(If Hawke spent the night with Fenris, speak to her in The Hanged Man)
- Isabela: Speaking of romance... You and Fenris, eh? That taut, controlled body, brooding demeanor and intense gaze... I hear he still wears the shackles from his life in bondage...under his clothes. You know what they say about men like that, don't you?
- Hawke: (Sighs) I'm going to regret asking you to continue, aren't I?
- Isabela: He can't find a saw. (Laughs) I had you there! You thought I was going to say something dirty! (Laughs)
OR
- Hawke: I haven't seen any shackles. You're just making things up.
- Isabela: Oh. But... I had this joke lined up.
- Isabela: You're no fun.
OR
- Hawke: Keep it to yourself, Isabela.
- Isabela: You're no fun.
(If Hawke romanced Merrill, speak to her in The Hanged Man)
- Isabela: Speaking of romance...
- Isabela: You're interested in Merrill, aren't you?
- Hawke: I have feelings for her/I'm that obvious, am I?
- Isabela: Well, that's good. She always seemed a little lonely.
- Isabela: I get the feeling the girl's messing in something big and dangerous.
- Isabela: Look out for her, will you? Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.
- Isabela: Oh, and if you do anything nasty to her, I'll cut off your balls. (male Hawke)
(If Hawke romanced Anders, speak to her in The Hanged Man)
- Isabela: Speaking of romance...you, Anders, and Justice? That must be exciting! As they say, two's company, but three is better.
- Hawke: I enjoy being with Anders, and that's all I'm going to say about it.
- Isabela: We know about Anders. What about Justice? Does he not get involved?...
OR
- Hawke: I don't think whoever made that claim had a Fade spirit in mind.
- Isabela: No? You don't like his "spear of righteousness" then?...
(For diplomatic or humorous choice) Or perhaps he thinks you're too good of a person, and isn't willing to smite you. That would be a shame, wouldn't it? Everyone deserves a good smiting now and then. I could use one right this minute. (Laughs)
OR
- Hawke: Keep your nose out of my affairs.
- Isabela: Oh, fine. Prude.
(If Hawke has slept with Isabela and let her take the ship:)
- Hawke: "So when do I get the grand tour?"
- Isabela: "Haven't you already - Oh, you mean the ship."
(When entering the Blooming Rose for the first time)
- Isabela: "The difference between whores and courtesans is...well, they have nicer shoes."
- Hawke: "I don't think anyone's looking at their shoes."
(After the events of All That Remains and if you romanced Isabela)
- Isabela: "I... uh. I feel I should say... something."
- Hawke: "I know you're not good at... emotional stuff."
- Isabela: "At least your mother loved you. Not everyone can say that."
- Hawke: "Mother was all I had left."
- Isabela: "You don't really think that, do you?"
- Isabela: "Family's not just the people you're related to by blood. There are other people who care about you."
- Isabela: "Like... Aveline."
Isabela and Anders
Act 1
- Isabela: Hello? Is Anders there? Can I speak to Anders?
- Anders: You can stop yelling. It's always me.
- Isabela: Oh, good. I didn't want to talk to that other guy. You know, the stick-in-the-mud.
- Anders: He can still hear you. Justice and I are one.
- Anders: Anyway, you wanted to talk to me?
- Isabela: Not really. I just wanted to make sure it was you.
- Anders: I keep thinking I know you from somewhere...
- Isabela: You're Fereldan, right? Ever spend time at the Pearl?
- Anders: That's it!
- Anders: You used to really like that girl with the griffon tattoos, right? What was her name?
- Isabela: The Lay Warden?
- Anders: That's right! I think you were there the night I—
- Isabela: Oh! Were you the runaway mage who could do that electricity thing? That was nice...
- Hawke: Please stop talking. Now.
(Or if Varric is in the party)
- Varric: I don't think I need to know this about either of you.
- Anders: Isabela, you never talk about the mages' plight.
- Isabela: What's there to say?
- Anders: There's plenty to say.
- Isabela: And you say enough for the lot of us, don't you think?
- Anders: So you're telling me you have no opinion on the matter?
- Isabela: None whatsoever!
- Anders: That can't be true.
- Isabela: No, I'm afraid I'm really this shallow.
- Anders: Sometimes, I think you have the right idea.
- Isabela: Handcuffs, whipped cream, always be on top?
- Anders: I never used to give two bits what anyone thought of me.
- Anders: Justice once asked me why I didn't do more for other mages. I told him it was too much work.
- Anders: But I couldn't go back after that. Couldn't stop thinking about it.
- Anders: Sometimes, I miss being that selfish.
- Isabela: Huh? Were you talking? I was still at "whipped cream."
Act 2
- Anders: What makes this relic of yours so valuable?
- Isabela: The same thing that makes anything valuable. Someone's willing to pay for it.
- Anders: That's not evasive.
- Isabela: Look, I didn't get where I am by showing my hand, you know?
- Anders: No, your hand isn't what I hear you've been showing.
- Anders: Do you ever have any regrets?
- Isabela: About what?
- Anders: Anything? Everything? I can't figure you out.
- Isabela: The past's past. I learned that young. If it can't bring you gold or giggles, what's the point in dwelling on it?
- Anders: Maybe the chance to fix a mistake? Make things right again?
- Isabela: Eh. Our mistakes make us who we are.
- Anders: That was almost profound.
- Anders: So, this relic you lost... how is it you don't know what it is?
- Isabela: It was in a box.
- Anders: And you didn't open it? You managed to resist the urge?
- Isabela: It was locked. It was a locked box!
- Anders: Hasn't stopped you before.
- Isabela: What do you want me to say?
- Anders: Nothing. I just found it curious, that's all.
- Anders: You do have an opinion on mages, don't you?
- Isabela: Of course I do. I just don't feel a constant need to bring it up.
- Isabela: (Sighs) Mages don't worry me. And I don't believe the templars when they say I should be worried.
- Isabela: I'm more likely to be shanked in a bar than eaten by an abomination. You can hear those coming a mile away.
- Isabela: "Grr. Argh!" "Oh, is that an abomination coming to eat us? We should get out of here!"
- Anders: Abominations don't go, "Grr. Argh."
- Isabela: They don't? I should rethink the whole thing, then.
Act 3
- Anders: You're not nearly as selfish as you pretend.
- Isabela: Hey! You take that back!
- Anders: You had your relic. You were gone. There was no reason for you to come back and face the Qunari.
- Isabela: I still don't have a ship. I thought I could get one.
- Anders: From a bunch of shipwrecked Qunari?
- Isabela: From the Viscount. I just got here late.
- Anders: I always knew you had a heart of gold.
- Isabela: Shh! Don't tell anyone.
- Anders: I don't know how you live the way you do, blithely ignoring the consequences of your actions.
- Isabela: This is about the Qunari thing, isn't it? I'm not ignoring it. I just recognize that it happened years ago.
- Isabela: There's this fantastic thing called "moving on." You should try it sometime.
- Anders: Has it occurred to you that Kirkwall is only just recovering from the Qunari attack?
- Isabela: And you want me to... what? Flog myself daily?
- Isabela: Has it occurred to you that maybe there's no justice in the world? Other than that voice you keep in your head.
- Anders: There is justice in the world.
- Isabela: Is there? You want to free the mages. Let's say you do, but to get there, you kill a bunch of innocent people.
- Isabela: What about them? Don't they then deserve justice?
- Anders: Yes.
- Isabela: And then what? Where does it end?
- Isabela: It's like a bar brawl. People are continuously pulled into the fray, and nobody remembers why it started.
- Isabela: Justice is an idea. It makes sense in a world of ideas, but not in our world.
- Anders: I can't believe you're still not taking sides.
- Isabela: I told you, I only like to be on top.
- Anders: I mean against the templars! You like freedom, right? You hate slavery.
- Anders: Why wouldn't you side with the mages?
- Isabela: Maybe I just don't like you.
Isabela and Aveline
Act 1
- Aveline: So, Isabela. You're a captain?
- Isabela: That's right, big girl. What of it?
- Aveline: I don't remember your name on any registries. Every ship that docks has to declare.
- Isabela: I never docked, and you're no port authority.
- Aveline: And you... are no merchant.
- Isabela: Ooh... scrutiny.
- Isabela: Do men find you intimidating? What about Wesley? Did he?
- Aveline: Isabela...
- Isabela: What? Too soon?
- Aveline: Too soon, too personal, too... everything coming from you!
- Isabela: Ooh, sore spot?
- Aveline: If you don't shut up, I'll give you a sore spot.
- Isabela: You have such pretty hair. What a lovely color.
- Aveline: Other children used to laugh at me for having ginger hair.
- Isabela: Really? Aww. I bet you were cute. Did you have pigtails?
- Aveline: Sometimes.
- Isabela: How precious! Little Aveline, running around the village with her flaming orange pigtails streaming behind her...
- Isabela: ... and little boys all scattering and screaming for mercy as she approached.
- Aveline: Shut up, whore.
(Only if you complete The Way It Should Be)
- Isabela: Well. "Captain." Can I call you captain? You can call me captain.
- Aveline: I won't be doing that.
- Isabela: Neither will I. Because you're a guard captain. No real authority. Not like on a ship.
- Aveline: Well, you would know about having a large number of men under you.
- Isabela: You've been waiting to use that one. Did you practice?
- Aveline: Shut up.
(When entering the Blooming Rose for the first time)
- Isabela: "The difference between whores and courtesans is... well, they have nicer shoes."
- Aveline: I think your shoes are fine.
- Isabela: Look at you being funny! That might even get you a man someday.
Act 2
- Aveline: I had trouble with another one of your women, Isabela. She stole from a... distracted client. You're lucky she wasn't jailed.
- Isabela: My women? I am but a shepherd. And what free enterprise are you oppressing now?
- Aveline: Theft is not enterprise.
- Isabela: Opportunities insufficiently guarded. Victimless crimes.
- Aveline: Except for all the victims.
- Isabela: Details. Victimless details.
- Aveline: How are you so successful with men? You're not that pretty.
- Isabela: Cast a wide enough net, and you're bound to catch something.
- Aveline: (Laughs) At least you're willing to admit it.
- Isabela: Trust me. I've heard, "Get away from me, you pirate hag!" more times than I care to count.
- Aveline: Doesn't that bother you?
- Isabela: Why should it? They don't know me. I know me.
- Aveline: You're right.
- Isabela: About?
- Aveline: About knowing who you are.
- Aveline: I'm the captain of the guard. I'm loyal, strong, and I don't look too bad naked.
- Isabela: Exactly. And if I called you a mannish, awkward, ball-crushing do-gooder, you'd say...?
- Aveline: Shut up, whore.
- Isabela: That's my girl.
(During The Long Road. Isabela must be in the party when you speak to Aveline after posting the duty roster, and choose, "You've been alone this long?")
- Hawke: So you've been by yourself since we came to Kirkwall?
- Isabela: Wait, you've gone four years without? You must creak like a rusty hinge.
- Aveline: Many people have their lives because of me.
- Isabela: But poor you, no life of your own.
- Aveline: We both place others above ourselves. I happen to do it clothed.
(Isabela approaches Aveline)
- Isabela: You're splitting hairs, but wishing someone would split yours.
- Aveline: I've had enough of your loose lips. Like many, I'm sure.
(they get in each other's face)
- Isabela: Oh, touché. Prig!
- Aveline: Slattern!
(Hawke steps in)
- Hawke: If I might put this back on track.
(After completing The Long Road)
- Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he cocksure?
- Aveline: (Sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
- Isabela: Did he curl your toes?
(Isabela will say four of the following at random:)
- Isabela: Dwarf your beard?
- Isabela: Arl your Eamon?
- Isabela: Shank your Jory?
- Isabela: Praise your Maker?
- Isabela: Grope your grinder?
- Isabela: Establish his canon?
- Isabela: Kaddis your Katie?
- Isabela: Dampen your Divine?
- Isabela: Pamper your Paragon?
- Isabela: Grey your Warden?
- Isabela: Pudding your peach?
- Isabela: Float your frigate?
- Isabela: Explore your Deep Roads?
(The fifth will always be one of the following)
- Isabela: How about "satisfy a demand of your Qun."
- Isabela: Or did he Cup your Joining?
- Isabela: Or master your taint? That's an old one.
- Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
- Isabela: Well that's rather personal, don't you think?
Act 3
- Aveline: You didn't come to my solstice dinner party.
- Isabela: Look at you! Dinner parties, cooking... do you have a lace apron yet, or should I get one for you?
- Aveline: Don't change the subject. I sent you an invitation, and you didn't show up.
- Isabela: I thought it would be... I mean, I don't know. I just don't do family gatherings.
- Isabela: Besides, one day you and Donnic will have children, and I'll be the last person you want around them.
- Isabela: Imagine all the awkward questions you'd have to answer. "Mother, what's a Slattern?"
- Aveline: I'll just point at you and say, "That's a Slattern."
(If The Long Road was completed)
- Isabela: So, Donnic was in the Rose.
- Aveline: He was not!
- Isabela: Easy, big girl. He wasn't shopping for himself. You're lucky to have a man who wants to please you.
- Isabela: But, maybe you could indulge him more. Are there areas of intimacy you haven't explored?
- Aveline: Why? Why do you give me these doubts!
- Isabela: Aveline. If you shove your thumb up his ass, I win.
(The last line depends on who else is in the party)
- Anders: Just... no.
- Fenris: (Laughs)
- Merrill: Ew!
- Varric: Ah, that old chestnut.
- Sebastian: Ugh. Maker.
- Hawke: (Coughs)
(If The Long Road was not completed)
- Isabela: So, Donnic was in the Rose.
- Aveline: Good. Happy for him. He needs to calm down.
- Isabela: You're tough on the man. I don't see how it's his fault if you missed your chance.
- Aveline: Isabela, I realize that you are always prepared for a sudden random phallus, but for your own safety, shut your mouth!
(If The Long Road was completed)
- Isabela: How's marriage been treating you, big girl?
- Aveline: It's been good. No, great. I'd forgotten what it was like to...
- Isabela: Be flipped ass over tits and hammered like a bent nail?
- Aveline: To. Be. Loved.
- Isabela: Oh. Right, of course.
- Aveline: Not that I'm complaining about the other thing.
(If The Long Road was not completed)
- Isabela: So how long has it been? Six years? Seven?
- Aveline: None of your business.
- Isabela: You ever thought of going to the Rose? They're discreet and remarkably affordable if you forgo all the extras.
- Aveline: Quiet!
- Isabela: Not that sensual massages aren't lovely, but in a dire situation like yours, you need to get straight to the point.
- Isabela: Some good old fashioned, headboard slamming-
- Aveline: If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to slam your head against something.
- Isabela: (Whistles) Touchy...
- Aveline: You know, Isabela, if someone had told me that I'd put up with you for all these years, I'd have punched them flat.
- Isabela: And if someone had told me I'd still be here, I'd have done the same.
(If No Rest for the Wicked has been completed and Isabela blackmailed Castillon)
- Aveline: You have your ship, what's stopping you?
(Otherwise)
- Aveline: Save your bits, you'll have your ship one day.
- Isabela: And what would you do without me as a constant headache in the Rose?
- Aveline: Someone would rush to fill the hole. You know, like you never left.
- Isabela: That's my girl.
- Aveline: Maybe you win once in a while.
- Aveline: (Laughs)
- Isabela: And then he says... he says, "I swear I had two when I came in here."
- Isabela: You know, those stains never did come out.
- Aveline: You are horrible. Every inch.
- Isabela: You love it, big girl. And you owe me for the bottle.
- Isabela: Hawke.
- Aveline: She's not so bad. Except when she is.
- Aveline: Isabela, I realize that you are always prepared for a sudden random phallus, but for your own safety, shut your mouth!
(During Champions and Captains, and you choose "How was the honeymoon?")
- Hawke: You never said how your three weeks in Orlais went.
- Aveline: You're right. I didn't.
- Isabela: Ohh. Shivery.
(During On The Loose, when talking with Emile de Launcet)
- Isabela: Aww, he's like you were. Do you remember, Aveline? When you were stupid over Donnic?
- Aveline: Yes, I remember. Thank you.
Isabela and Bethany
- Bethany: What were you before you were a pirate?
- Isabela: I had a husband. He didn't beat me, that's about the best I can say about it.
- Bethany: So you left him?
- Isabela: He was murdered. By my lover. It was all very... Antivan.
- Bethany: Oh. I don't think I'd like to live in Antiva.
- Bethany: So you've... been with women. In bed?
- Isabela: I know. Shocking, isn't it?
- Isabela: You see, sweetness, men are only good for one thing. Women are good for six.
- Bethany: Six? Which six?
- Hawke: Isabela!
- Isabela: (Laughs)
- Bethany: I guess you've been with a lot of men.
- Isabela: Men. Women. Elves. A dwarf in drag once, but I don't recommend that.
- Bethany: Oh.
- Isabela: Aw... you're blushing! Why? How many lovers have you had?
- Bethany: I-I never—
- Isabela: You're a virgin? Hawke, you've been holding out on the poor girl! Get her a night at the Blooming Rose. On me!
- Bethany: That's, um, very generous.
- Isabela: I'm a giver.
- Bethany: That book you were reading this morning, "Hessarian's Spear"— I don't think he had a spear in the legends.
- Isabela: He does in this one. Read the description.
- Bethany: "Andraste knelt before no man but her Maker, but she hadn't counted on the archon Hessarian."
- Bethany: "Can Hessarian penetrate the tight-knit defenses of the warrior-prophetess? Will she be prepared to face the full blast of his... power?"
- Bethany: Wait a minute... Isabela! This is a vulgar thing!
- Isabela: You want to borrow it?
- Bethany: No!
- Isabela: You sure? It has pictures!
- Bethany: Not listening! I'm not listening!
((When entering the barracks in the Viscount's Keep)
- Isabela: Coming here of my own free will feels wrong... Like diddling a sister.
- Bethany: Why? Why do you say these things?
Isabela and Carver
- Isabela: I saw you at the Blooming Rose the other night.
- Carver: What? No you didn't.
- Isabela: I suppose someone else stole your chin to romance Faith?
- Carver: (Scoffs) That's unlikely. She wasn't even working.
- Isabela: Mm-hmm. Got you.
(The next line changes depending on your third party member)
- Aveline: Carver!
- Varric: Oh ho! Nicely done.
- Merrill: I don't get it.
(If one of the previous lines didn't trigger, and Hawke has not slept with anyone in the Blooming Rose)
- Hawke: Carver, what would Mother say?
- Carver: You're just... that's not what I... shit!
- Carver: So, Isabela. You captained a ship? That's a lot of men to handle. For you to command.
- Isabela: Well aren't you just adorable fumbling for a topic.
- Carver: You say that like I'm harmless.
- Isabela: As harmless as a pup that will someday grow into its fangs and sink them deep.
- Carver: Sure, keep teasing. I'll show you how much of a pup I am.
- Isabela: I know. That's why I do it.
- Isabela: You look like a man I once dueled.
- Isabela: He was a little intimated by my reputation as a vicious pirate, but rose to the challenge.
- Carver: He looked like me, you say?
- Isabela: It went on all night, under the stars, the waves lapping at our ankles.
- Carver: On the beach? In the surf? How did you get proper footing?
- Isabela: We didn't. There was quite a bit of tumbling around, and we were soaked and sore by the time the sun came up.
- Carver: Did you... win?
- Isabela: I managed to get on top in the end, but I considered it a tie.
- Carver: Why is it always about sex with you?
- Isabela: It's not. Sometimes it's about sex with other people.
- Carver: You see? It comes up every single time we talk.
- Isabela: We're just talking, Carver. If it comes up, that's not my fault.
- Carver: What? I mean... that's not what I meant. It... it doesn't!
- Carver: I hate you so much.
Isabela and Fenris
Act 1
- Isabela: So what's with that magical fisting thing you do?
- Fenris: I'm... sorry?
- Isabela: You know, when you stick your hand into people.
- Fenris: Oh. That. Yes. It's a... talent.
- Isabela: You could make so much coin with that.
- Isabela: This one time, I was sailing to Llomerryn, and there was a fight between two of my men.
- Isabela: It was over a dice game, or the last piece of toast, or something. Sailors—they're touchy about their toast.
- Fenris: Is this going anywhere?
- Isabela: It will if you let me finish.
- Isabela: So, there's a knife fight, and Jim ends up with a broken-off blade stuck in his shoulder.
- Isabela: It's buried deep in there, and we're out at sea, at least a week from the nearest port.
- Isabela: If you were there, you could've reached in and plucked that blade right from his flesh.
- Fenris: That's your whole point?
- Isabela: Pretty much.
- Isabela: I enjoy a man with markings like that.
- Fenris: You've enjoyed many, I suspect.
- Isabela: Where I come from, they're called "tattoos." Sailors get them all the time.
- Fenris: Not made of lyrium, I'd imagine.
- Isabela: Not a one. And the pictures are different—usually breasts.
- Fenris: I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed onto my chest would make things better.
- Isabela: That's me. I'm a helper.
- Fenris: So this relic you mentioned losing...
- Isabela: You have pretty eyes.
- Fenris: I... have pretty eyes.
- Isabela: You elves have such pretty eyes, even the men. It makes me want to pluck them out and wear them as a necklace.
- Fenris: I wouldn't suggest trying.
- Isabela: Oh, I would never try. Not without reason, of course.
- Fenris: Forget I said anything.
- Fenris: So you freed a group of slaves?
- Isabela: Would-be slaves. They weren't slaves yet.
- Fenris: Still, you did the right thing. Many would turn a blind eye.
- Isabela: Don't read too much into it, all right? It just seemed a good idea at the time.
(While speaking to Jethann in The Blooming Rose during the quest The First Sacrifice)
- Isabela: Ooh, I like him. He reminds me of someone.
- Fenris: Can't imagine who.
Act 2
- Fenris: So I hear you think mages should be free.
- Isabela: Everyone should be free. Not just mages.
- Fenris: Not everyone's dangerous.
- Isabela: It's not about who's dangerous. It's about having choices made for you.
- Isabela: Don't you wish you had the choice not to have lyrium stuck under your skin?
- Fenris: I do.
- Isabela: (Sighs) This is silly. I don't want to argue.
- Fenris: Do you want to guess what color my underclothes are again?
- Isabela: Oh, yes, that's much more fun.
- Fenris: You keep staring at me. Is it my eyes again?
- Isabela: You're very lanky, for an elf. I like lanky.
- Fenris: From what I gather, you like a lot of things.
- Isabela: Nonsense. But when I see something I like, I go after it.
(If Hawke is romancing Fenris)
- Fenris: I suggest keeping your distance.
- Isabela: Now you're just making it challenging.
(Otherwise)
- Fenris: Do you intend to go after me, then?
- Isabela: Will you take off all that spiky armor you're wearing?
- Fenris: It's been known to happen.
- Isabela: Then forget it.
- Isabela: So what duties did you have? As a slave, I mean?
- Fenris: Not this again.
- Isabela: I heard that Tevinter slaves are kept oiled so they glisten. Did your master oil you up? Did you glisten for him?
- Fenris: I was his bodyguard.
- Isabela: Always close at hand. Always within reach. Glistening.
- Fenris: You have an entire story written in your head already, don't you?
- Isabela: Mmm.
(In front of The Hanged Man)
- Fenris: I still don't get the name. Did they hang someone here?
- Isabela: It means being drunk.
(If Varric is in the party)
- Varric: Actually they used to hang men there. By their feet. Till they starved to death.
- Fenris: Well, good thing they were drunk then.
Act 3
- Isabela: You seem especially broody today.
- Fenris: Does it bother you? Should I stop?
- Isabela: No, don't stop. But could you add some smoldering to the routine? Just for me?
- Fenris: Smolder?
- Isabela: Oh, and while you're at it, perhaps some cold insolence.
- Fenris: You want me to smolder and be cold at the same time? Those don't go together...
- Isabela: Shush. Don't distract me with your logic.
- Fenris: So you engaged a Qunari dreadnaught in battle.
- Isabela: They engaged me in battle. I was just trying to get away.
- Isabela: Sailing into the storm was a gamble. Took care of the Qunari, but it did us in too. Can't win them all.
- Fenris: Where I come from, we would call that insanity.
- Isabela: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
- Fenris: I still can't believe Hawke saved you.
- Isabela: You've been saying that for years. Would you have turned me over to the Qunari?
- Fenris: No, but I know what they do to their prisoners.
- Isabela: Execute them horribly, I imagine.
- Fenris: The Qunari waste nothing. They would reeducate you into a loyal follower of the Qun.
- Isabela: Pfft. Could I refuse?
- Fenris: There's always qamek, which turns you into a mindless laborer. Like I said, they waste nothing.
- Isabela: Oh.
- Fenris: If you wish to thank Hawke, he's/she's standing right there.
(If neither is in a romance with Hawke)
- Isabela: That night...I can't stop thinking about it.
- Fenris: Well, then I'll see you later.
- Isabela: That was direct.
- Fenris: I thought I'd get straight to the point. Were you expecting flowers or something?
- Isabela: Don't be absurd.
- Fenris: Then I'll see you tonight.
Isabela and Flemeth
- Isabela: Friend of yours?
- Flemeth: You speak the word as if it were cheap coin, meant for spending.
- Isabela: You don't know me.
- Flemeth: Oh, I know your type.
Isabela and Leliana
(If you romanced Leliana in Dragon Age: Origins and had a threesome with Isabela:)
- Isabela: Leliana?
- Leliana: Isabela?
- Isabela: "Sister Nightingale," indeed. I remember it didn't take much to make you sing.
- Leliana: *laughs awkwardly*
- Merrill: I like singing! Were you in a choir together?
- Isabela: Not exactly, Kitten.
- Varric: Is there anyone in Ferelden you haven't slept with, Rivaini?
- Merrill: Oh, is that what she... oh. Oh.
- Leliana: Perhaps we... should get back to the reason I'm here.
Isabela and Merrill
Act 1
- Merrill: How do you do that?
- Isabela: Do what, Kitten?
- Merrill: You sort of... swagger when you walk. I've been trying, but I trip over my own feet when I do it.
- Isabela: You just strut. It's not something you practice.
- Merrill: How do I learn it, then?
- Isabela: It comes to you. Usually at night. It's like a lover... or maybe a burglar.
- Isabela: Either it ravishes you or runs off with all your jewelry. And you have to run it down and stab it in the heart.
- Isabela: And... that metaphor got a bit away from me, didn't it?
- Merrill: I think it did, but it was certainly exciting!
- Merrill: Do you really like sailing?
- Isabela: Like it? I love it! The salt spray on my face, the wind whipping by my ears, the gulls screaming overhead—I love it all.
- Merrill: Don't you get sick? I was so sick on our trip across the sea.
- Isabela: Were you in the hold?
- Merrill: Everyone was in the hold.
- Isabela: There's your problem. You need to be up on deck, under the sky, with nothing between you and the horizon.
- Isabela: Sailing is like sex. Do it wrong, and it'll make you sick.
- Isabela: But do it right, and there's no feeling in the world like it.
- Merrill: Do you have a parrot, Isabela?
- Isabela: What would I want a parrot for?
- Merrill: What about a peg leg? Do you have one of those?
- Isabela: You can see that I don't, dear.
- Merrill: Eye patch?
- Isabela: I'm disappointing you terribly, aren't I? And no hook for a hand, either.
- Merrill: Seems that Varric's pirate stories are awfully inaccurate.
- Isabela: He knows, Kitten. He likes them better that way.
- Isabela: It's not always fun and games on the sea, though. There are storms and hostile pirates.
- Isabela: And it's trying being cooped up with men who haven't seen a woman in months.
- Merrill: You're a woman.
- Isabela: Exactly. And I don't usually let them touch me, so they get... frustrated.
- Isabela: I insist all of them get alone time. Helps with the crankiness.
- Merrill: But they're already lonely! Why would you insist that they be alone some more?
- Isabela: Merrill.
- Merrill: What? Did I miss something?
- Isabela: Go think about it. Maybe it'll come to you.
(While speaking to Jethann in The Blooming Rose during the quest The First Sacrifice)
- Isabela: Ooh, I like him. He reminds me of someone.
- Merrill: He does? Who is it?
(If Varric is in the party)
- Varric: I'll tell you when you're older, Daisy.
- Isabela: Think about it, Kitten.
- Merrill: Well, you couldn't have meant Varric, because he's not even an elf—oh... Ohh! You were referring to yourself. Sorry!
- Isabela: See? I knew it'd come to you.
Act 2
- Merrill: (Sighs) Why do you even like me? I must seem so dull.
- Isabela: What brought this on?
- Merrill: Your life has been... so exciting. The adventures, the duels, the passionate love affairs.
- Merrill: Compared to that, my life is a stale, dry biscuit. (Sighs) I wish I had your life.
- Isabela: No. You don't want my life.
- Merrill: Why?
- Isabela: Because you have a good heart, and you deserve better.
- Merrill: What was Llomerryn like? I've never heard of a Dalish who's been there.
- Isabela: I don't imagine your people travel between islands much.
- Merrill: Not really, no.
- Isabela: I wouldn't start waterproofing your wagons, then. I don't think Llomerryn is ready for the Dalish.
- Merrill: What do you mean? Would we upset the people there?
- Isabela: It's not really the kind of place where one turns down a tumble. Even refuse a fortune teller, and they'd run your lot out of town.
- Merrill: How do you suppose the Qunari scratch their heads with those horns in the way?
- Isabela: Why do you think I would know?
- Merrill: Because you know lots of things! I wonder if they rub their heads against tree trunks like halla do.
- Isabela: I'd pay a sovereign to see that.
- Merrill: No wonder they seem so cranky all the time.
- Merrill: You've had many lovers, haven't you?
- Isabela: Fewer than some think.
- Merrill: But you never stay with them.
- Isabela: No, why should I?
- Merrill: But the act of lovemaking is so... intimate.
- Isabela: I don't "make love." What I do is only skin-deep, Kitten.
- Isabela: Don't worry your pretty little head about it.
(If Hawke is romancing Merrill)
- Isabela: You and Hawke... something's there, isn't there?
- Merrill: He's clever, strong, and wonderful. How can anyone not love him?
- Merrill: She's so amazing and beautiful. How could anyone not love her? (if Hawke is female)
(If Hawke also romanced Isabela:)
- Isabela: How could anyone not?
- Merrill: You're very quiet today. Is something wrong?
- Merrill: (Gasps) It's me. I said something wrong, didn't I?
- Isabela: No, of course not. You could never say anything wrong.
- Isabela: I'm happy for you, Kitten. You've been alone long enough.
(Otherwise)
- Isabela: Oh, I could give you a list, but that might just bore you.
- Isabela: So... did you get naked?
- Merrill: Isabela!
- Isabela: Ooh, look at that blush. That good, huh?
Act 3
(If Hawke has accepted Isabela's love)
- Merrill: I think Hawke likes you, Isabela
- Isabela: I certainly hope so!
- Merrill: Of course, it's not surprising at all that anybody would love you, but it's nice to see you two happy.
- Isabela: Merrill, sometimes you're so sweet I could eat you for dessert.
(If Hawke hasn't accepted her love yet)
- Merrill: I think Hawke likes you, Isabela.
- Isabela: You think so, do you?
- Merrill: S/he looks at you all the time, and then s/he looks embarrassed and pretends s/he's busy with something else.
- Hawke: I can hear you, you know.
- Merrill: (Giggles) See?
- Isabela: Hmm. I'll have to think about that...
- Merrill: Do you think you'll leave Kirkwall someday?
(If Hawke has romanced Isabela)
- Isabela: I might if I can persuade the right person to come away with me.
(If not)
- Isabela: Of course I will! As soon as I get myself a ship, I'm sailing wherever the sea takes me.
- Merrill: I'll miss you. You'll write to me, won't you? Do pirates write letters?
- Isabela: Badly. Hook hands make for awful pennmanship, Kitten.
(If No Rest for the Wicked & Questioning Beliefs have been completed and Hawke accepted Isabela's love)
- Merrill: Why are you smiling?
- Isabela: No reason.
- Merrill: Ooh, ooh! It's something dirty, isn't it? Tell me, tell me!
- Isabela: It... it isn't anything dirty. I'm just... happy.
- Merrill: Oh. That's good, too, but I was hoping for something dirty.
- Isabela: Come by the tavern later. I've got stories that will make your toes curl.
Isabela and Sebastian
Act 2
- Sebastian: Is this getting you any closer to your ship?
- Isabela: Huh?
- Sebastian: I just... don't understand why you're working with Hawke. You don't seem to care about anything we do.
- Sebastian: What's keeping you here?
(If Hawke and Isabela have slept together)
- Isabela: Mostly the sex. Hawke is an absolute tiger between the sheets. I mean all night, every night.
- Isabela: Oh cute! You're blushing.
(If not)
- Isabela: Mostly the Blooming Rose. I'm paid up through the end of the year. I'd hate not to use it.
- Sebastian: The... brothel?
- Isabela: What? Women can't go to brothels, too? You're just not using your imagination.
- Isabela: Oh, look! Now you are. You're cute when you're blushing.
- Sebastian: I notice you talk about... vulgar things quite a bit.
- Isabela: Do you want me to stop? Do I make you... uncomfortable?
- Sebastian: It was just an observation, really.
- Isabela: It's a bad habit I picked up, spending years with foul-mouthed pirates.
- Isabela: Pirates only care about a small number of very specific things: the sea, strong drink, and booty. Both kinds.
- Sebastian: I used to be like you, you know.
- Isabela: You used to be a woman?
- Sebastian: No!
- Isabela: That explains a lot.
- Sebastian: My family put me in the Chantry because I was giving them a bad name.
- Sebastian: It was the best thing that ever happened to me. I found peace. I found a purpose.
- Sebastian: Before I came here, I used to be out to all hours, drinking and whoring. I didn't believe in anything except my own pleasure.
- Isabela: Why couldn't I have met you then?
- Isabela: All right, let's just get this over with.
- Sebastian: A duel?
- Isabela: No, the sermon. The finger-wagging, the guilt-trips, telling me how an unexamined life isn't worth living.
- Sebastian: I wasn't going to—
- Isabela: You weren't? You weren't going to tell me to comfort the needy and give freely of myself?
- Sebastian: From what I hear, you already give yourself quite freely.
- Isabela: Ooh. You got me there.
Act 3
- Sebastian: That was very brave, coming back to face the Qunari.
- Isabela: It was idiotic. They would have killed me.
- Sebastian: And you returned anyway. You couldn't face the thought of so many innocents dying for something you could prevent.
- Isabela: Tell that to the viscount.
- Sebastian: It's frightening, isn't it, to realize you have the potential to be a better person?
- Sebastian: You've been watching me all day. It's getting a little... distracting.
- Isabela: Merrill's right. Your armor is shiny. I can see myself in it. Look!
- Isabela: Shit. Oh, shit. Is that a wrinkle? Is that a wrinkle between my brows?
- Sebastian: Um. I don't see—
- Isabela: Hold still!
- Isabela: So, I've never understood why the Chantry says if you're good, you'll be taken up to the Maker's side.
- Sebastian: Those who die with the sins cleansed from their souls will walk beside the Maker in eternity.
- Isabela: That doesn't sound fun!
- Isabela: If they really want people to be good, shouldn't they offer an afterlife with... lakes of wine and a dozen naked virgins?
- Sebastian: Anyone who wants that will be going to the Void.
- Isabela: Sounds like that's where all the good parties will be.
- Isabela: It's been years, and not once have you tried to get me to repent or turn to the Maker.
- Sebastian: Preaching seldom works, Isabela. To change a person's heart, one has to lead by example.
- Isabela: Huh. That makes sense. I can respect that.
- Sebastian: I grew weary of the strings of nameless lovers and the nights full of mindless pleasure. You will, too.
- Isabela: (Gasps) That's the cruelest thing anyone's ever said to me!
- Isabela: I think I'm going to cry.
Isabela and Varric
Act 1
- Varric: I shit you not, Rivaini, it was this big.
- Isabela: There's no way. Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size.
- Varric: Would I lie about something so critical?
(Next line is dependent on third party member)
- Anders: I can't stand it anymore—what are you two talking about?
- Aveline: I'm afraid to ask, but... what are you two going on about?
- Carver: What is wrong with you two? Can't you ever have a conversation that isn't dirty?
- Hawke: What are you two talking about?
- Varric: We're discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. I never remember the difference.
- Varric: Why? What did you think we were talking about?
- Varric: Rivaini, stop looking at my chest. My eyes are up here.
- Isabela: But the chest hair...
- Varric: Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object!
- Isabela: Uh, Varric?
- Varric: (Laughs) Just shitting you.
- Varric: You know, Rivaini, you promised me you'd tell me how your ship wrecked.
- Isabela: I was drunk. I thought the reefs around the Wounded Coast were made of candy.
- Varric: Oh, come on.
- Isabela: And a demon told me to do it. It bet me sixty sovereigns and a bottle of port.
- Isabela: You're not the only one here who can bullshit, you know.
- Varric: I'll let you run your fingers through it, if you want.
- Isabela: Your chest hair? My fingers? Oh, Varric, stop! You're making me quiver.
- Varric: You know you want to.
- Isabela: Oh, I do... I can't resist you. No woman can.
- Varric: I know. It's a terrible burden.
Act 2
- Varric: Were you listening to that guy in the Hanged Man last night?
- Isabela: "Your eyes are like bumblebees, flying into the window of my soul." (Laughs)
- Varric: My favorite was, "Your lips are like the wings of sparrows. Red ones. With no feathers."
- Isabela: "Oh, speak! And send the plucked wings of your lips soaring."
- Varric: I'd buy the guy a drink, but I don't think he needs one.
- Varric: You have got to tell me what was in that box, Rivaini.
- Isabela: Which box? I've opened so many...
- Varric: Well, those too. But later. Right now: that Qunari relic.
- Isabela: I'll make you a deal: I'll tell you what was in that box if you tell me how Bianca got her name.
- Varric: Fine, forget I asked. Evil woman.
- Isabela: Come to me, and I'll take you to places you've never been...
- Varric: Isabela... Are you talking to Bianca?
- Isabela: I think she deserves to feel a woman's touch on her trigger, don't you?
- Varric: Bianca responds to my touch. She'd never give it up for you.
- Isabela: That's what they always say, and I always prove them wrong.
- Varric: Stop it. You're confusing her. And me.
(If you complete The Long Road)
- Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
- Varric: Give it here.
- Varric: "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles)
- Varric: "She pounced—the smooth moves of a jungle cat—and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He—"
(If Aveline is in the party)
- Aveline: What?
- Isabela: Nothing.
- Aveline: What is that?
- Isabela: Shh! (Giggles)
- Varric: Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.
- Isabela: It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love.
- Aveline: I will never, ever be clean again.
(If not)
- Isabela: Maybe you should read the rest of it in private.
- Varric: I think that's best.
Act 3
- Isabela: Varric, how does one get made a Paragon?
- Varric: The Assembly votes on it. Enough votes, and—BAM!—you're a living God!
- Isabela: You should ask to be made a Paragon. Of manliness.
- Varric: I like the way you think, Rivaini, but one doesn't just ask to be made a Paragon.
- Isabela: Why not? Everyone can see you're a paragon of manliness. It's just a matter of making it official.
- Varric: After all this, the life of a pirate is going to be dull, isn't it?
- Isabela: I know! I'll have to steal myself another Qunari relic.
- Varric: The scary thing is, I don't know if you're joking!
- Isabela: Of course I'm joking. I'm not getting involved with those people again.
- Isabela: No... this time, I'll steal the Queen of Antiva. There's no way that could go wrong.
(If Hawke romances Merrill)
- Varric: So, Hawke and Daisy.
- Isabela: I think they're darling together.
(If Hawke previously slept with Isabela)
- Varric: Really? You're not at all jealous? Because I thought you and Hawke...
- Isabela: Hawke was just a dalliance. You know I've still got my eye on you.
- Varric: Keep dreaming, Rivaini.
(Otherwise)
- Varric: It's almost too adorable. Well, except for the evil blood magic thing.
- Isabela: The most evil thing Merrill does most days is pick the flowers out of other people's gardens.
- Varric: I know, I have to bribe most of the gardeners in Hightown to keep it quiet.
(During The Last Straw after choosing sides)
- Varric: Just curious, does any of this make sense to you?
- Isabela: What? This whole "everyone's waiting for the world to end" thing?
- Varric: That, yes.
- Isabela: Not remotely.
- Varric: Good. It's not just me, then.
Isabela and Zevran
- Zevran: My dear Isabela, it has been a delight to see you again. You travel in fine company.
- Isabela: That's it? You're leaving? What about sex?
(If in a romance with Isabela)
- Zevran: *laughs* Still blunt as a dwarven hammer, hmmm? Well, why not!
- Hawke: Um, hello? I'm standing right here.
- Isabela: What? You can come too.
- Zevran: Indeed! The more the merrier!
- Hawke: Let's find someplace quieter.
(If not in a romance with Isabela)
- Zevran: Ah, Isabela. I did so miss you.
- Isabela: That's because you're a piss-poor shot. Thankfully, you have other uses.
(The last line depends on party members:)
- Aveline: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
- Merrill: Ew.
- Anders: Ha!
- Fenris: Are we sure he was part of a guild of assassins?
- Varric: That girl has curious standards.
Legacy
Isabela's remarks
- "What's wrong with this place? Why don't they have one decent regular lock to pick. No, it's got to be all magic and blowy lights. Pfft."
- "So, no Bartrand. Who do you think's going to betray you this time?"
- "If I still had my ship, I'd offer you a berth. Anything beats living with Gamlen and crawling around tunnels to make your fortune."
- "Try to do someone a favor and you end up trapped in a giant magical prison. There's a lesson here. Next time you ask if I want to help with something, I'm going to say no.
- "(Sighs) Is this the perk you get for being Champion? Because if so, I'm not applying for the position."
- "Great, now I guess we run in circles until he tires?"
- "I prefer towers full of coin to towers full of darkspawn. For future reference.
Isabela and Hawke
- Hawke: Someday I'll visit a place with no ancient evils, horrors, devouring plagues, or insanity.
- Hawke: Maybe a beach.
- Isabela: I can recommend a few, if you'd like.
- Hawke: Please do.
(If Varric is in the party)
- Varric: The day you go to the beach is the day an armada of angry demon pirates show up.
- Hawke: I've got a bad feeling all of a sudden.
- Isabela: Watch out, the ground looks treacherous here.
(If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality)
- Hawke: Thank you.
(If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality)
- Hawke: Showing concern for others, Isabela? Tongues will wag.
- Varric: Oh you can bet they will.
(If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality)
- Hawke: Hmm, I didn't think you cared.
- Isabela: I... just don't want to see your brains dashed on the ground, that's all. Stop looking at me like that. I shouldn't have said anything.
- Isabela: So now you're the target of batty dwarven assassins? You do attract the strangest types.
(If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality)
- Hawke: It does seem that way, doesn't it?
- Isabela: I wonder what it is. Perhaps you should bathe more frequently.
(If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality)
- Hawke: Yes. Like lust addled pirates.
- Isabela: (laughs) Ooh, touché.
(If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality)
- Hawke: You think I asked for this?
- Isabela: I'm just making an observation.
- Isabela: Do you hope to learn something about your father down here?
(If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality)
- Hawke: Of course, I barely remember him.
(If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality)
- Hawke: So long as it doesn't also involve my mother. Some things about your parents should never see the light of day.
(If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality)
- Hawke: Haven't thought about it. I just want to get out of here. Alive, if possible.
- Isabela: Well, I think your father sounds like someone worth knowing. According my mother, my father wasn't. Not even for one night.
(During the battle with Corypheus)
- Isabela: Get his armor off!
- Hawke: Really, Isabela?
- Isabela: I don't mean that! Stun him, paralyze him!
Isabela and Anders
(When talking to Larius for the first time and in romance with Anders, after choosing the humorous dialogue line "because I always follow the advice of crazy tainted people.")
- Isabela: That seems to be your type.
- Anders: Excuse me?
- Isabela: Nothing.
Isabela and Aveline
- Isabela: I spy with my little eye, something that is... red. And socially uncomfortable.
- Aveline: Ugh.
- Isabela: No guesses? It starts with A.
- Aveline: Shut up.
- Isabela: Ooh, my mistake. It starts with such a B.
- Aveline: Time and a place, Isabela. No games when we're this deep in a mess.
- Isabela: Fine. Gone from B to a real C, anyway.
- Aveline: Isabela. That... demonstration you put on two nights ago in the Viscount's Keep.
- Isabela: Ooh. Are you going to arrest me, Captain?
- Aveline: No. You did that on purpose and I will not be baited.
- Isabela: Oh, come on!
- Aveline: I will also no longer judge you for your... choices. I will make a concerted attempt to be understanding.
- Isabela: What? Does this mean you'll no longer call me a whore?
- Aveline: As you so rightly pointed out, whores accept gold for services rendered. You do not.
- Isabela: But...
- Aveline: Poxy tart. (Laughs) Had you there.
Isabela and Bethany
(In Act 1)
- Bethany: How do you stand the Hanged Man?
- Isabela: Drink enough, my dear, and standing is the least of your worries.
(If Bethany is a Circle Mage)
- Bethany: They took away the books you sent. "Non-curricular." And illegal in some countries.
- Isabela: No appreciation for the classics. Why read if it's not inspiring?
- Bethany: I'm not sure they were even anatomically possible.
- Isabela: Dream of a day, sweetness.
(If Bethany is a Grey Warden)
- Bethany: Still in the Hanged Man?
- Isabela: When I can be. I miss you, sweetness.
- Bethany: I do too.
- Isabela: Well, you save the world, the rest of us will be waiting.
- Bethany: Fair enough.
Isabela and Carver
(In Act 1)
- Carver: So... Isabela.
- Isabela: Oh, Carver, I do love the way you say my name.
- Carver: I... er... thank you?
- Isabela: Carver, if you stop breathing every time a woman compliments you, you'll never be awake when the fun starts.
(If Carver is a templar)
- Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt Carver. A shame, I suppose you're all religious and such now.
- Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? How much stamina it requires?
- Isabela: Go on...
- Carver: With passion'd breath comes darkness, but with many against Her, She finds His light untiring as it parts the Veil.
- Isabela: Not sure if I'm aroused or scared. I like it.
(If Hawke is in a romance with Isabela)
- Hawke: No you don't. No, she doesn't!
(If Sebastian is in the party)
- Sebastian: Don't do that to the Chant!
- Isabela: Shush, you.
(If Carver is a Grey Warden)
- Isabela: You've certainly...filled out, Carver. Shame, really, I hear joining the Wardens separates the men from their "boys."
- Carver: We rarely have children, true. But don't worry, that just means I try ever so much harder.
- Isabela: Ooh, I like you all grown up.
(If Hawke is in a romance with Isabela)
- Hawke: No you don't. No, she doesn't!
(If Varric is in the party)
- Varric: Junior took down the Rivaini? Who's telling this story?
(If Aveline is in the party)
- Aveline: You'd better not.
Isabela and Fenris
- Fenris: Interesting story I heard about you, Isabela...
- Isabela: Yes, yes, all right. I just want it known I never asked for the goat. And the fire was accidental.
- Fenris: I... that wasn't the story.
(Depending on who is in the party)
- Varric: Oh, this I have to hear.
- Fenris: So these slaves you freed...
- Isabela: This again.
- Fenris: Such an act seems out of character.
- Isabela: Temporary insanity. A bout of foul morality. A horrifying fit of decency.
- Isabela: What? I got better.
(If neither is in a romance with Hawke)
- Isabela: So, when we get back to the city, do you... ?
- Fenris: Not in front of everyone, if you please.
- Isabela: And he blushes! So cute!
Isabela and Merrill
- Merrill: Ugh. I think I stepped in something again.
- Isabela: I keep telling you Kitten, get a pair of proper boots. Like mine!
- Merrill: I can't. I just can't. Your boots go on forever. I'd get so lost in them. I've dropped marbles in. They take an eternity to reach the bottom.
- Isabela: That's the reason I've been finding marbles in my boots?
- Merrill: Um. No. I'm just rambling. Look, a rock!
- Merrill: (Giggles) You're not going to say anything?
- Isabela: No! And don't you say anything either! I want to see how long it takes her/him to notice...
- Hawke: I'm right here, you know. What are you going on about?
- Merrill: You have a bit of... something... on your nose there.
- Hawke: What? How long has it been there?
- Isabela: Oh, now you've gone and ruined it.
- Merrill: What a dreadful place. If I were a darkspawn, I'd plant flowers. Brighten it up.
- Isabela: Kitten, any flowers would turn into a man-eating petal monsters within the hour.
- Merrill: Maybe just a nice still-life, then.
Isabela and Sebastian
- Sebastian: Why the aversion to bows?
- Isabela: A one armed man named Molly once shot me in the shoulder with a bow. It hurt. Now can we drop this?
- Sebastian: I don't understand. You could learn to shoot a bow, if you tried.
- Isabela: (Sighs) You have pretty eyes.
- Sebastian: I suppose the conversation's over, then.
- Sebastian: You don't look very happy down here.
- Isabela: I'm a pirate, sweetheart. I belong on the open sea, not squished under a thousand tons of rock.
- Sebastian: It's an adventure. Don't pirates like adventures?
- Isabela: Only if they end with a gallon of rum and a new bed to plunder.
- Sebastian: Well, there's treasure here. Pirates like treasure, right?
- Isabela: (Grunts) That's just what we use to keep score.
- Isabela: And you've all been wondering why I don't wear pants. So much less toxic goo to clean off.
- Sebastian: (Sighs) I should have thought of that.
- Isabela: It's not like I change my clothing every time I go home, like Hawke does.
Isabela and Varric
- Isabela: You've a nickname for everyone.
- Varric: That's true, Rivaini.
- Isabela: But everyone just calls you Varric. That's hardly fair.
- Varric: Well, it's my story.
- Isabela: What?
- Varric: Nothing.
- Varric: We passed another broken pillar. You know what that means.
- Isabela: Everyone take a drink!
(If Anders is in the party)
- Anders: The last time we played this game, I kissed an ogre. Please, let's not go there again.
(If Aveline is in the party)
- Aveline: Didn't the last game end with Isabela getting Orlesian with a lyrium vein?
- Varric: Yep!
- Aveline: Carry on, then.
- Isabela: Dwarves are funny. Look at them scurrying away on their stumpy little legs.
- Varric: I heard that.
- Isabela: It's cute when you do it.
Mark of the Assassin
Isabela's remarks
- (After meeting Tallis) "She's got style. I'll give her that."
- (When clicked, if romanced) "Oh, stop. You're such a tease."
- (When clicked on a friendship path) "Drinks after this?"
- (When clicked on a rivalry path) "(Sighs) I should've stayed at the tavern."
- "I hope I'm not expected to eat roast wyvern after this."
- "Get Duke Fancypants first! And if that wyvern spits at you, run like your arse is on fire!"
- "Which of these lizards do we drag back to the Duke so we can get to the drinking?"
- (After some hunters make remarks about wyverns during the hunt) "And here I thought Orlesians only hunted other Orlesians for horrendous crimes against fashion."
- (After leaving the Dungeons, if Hawke leaves Tallis) "What a strange little person."
- (After leaving the Dungeons, if Hawke goes with Tallis) "Wait, I'm helping the Qunari recover some priceless artifact? Oh, the irony."
Isabela and Hawke
(After the ambush in Hightown)
- Isabela: Don't forget to loot the bodies!
- Hawke: Do I ever?
- Tallis: Do you really need to pillage the dead?
- Isabela: Pillage and plunder is half the fun!
- Isabela: Would you tell your uncle to leave me alone? He's often... inappropriate.
(If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality)
- Hawke: How so?
- Isabela: Please don't make me go into the details.
- Hawke: I'll see what I can do. And thank you for not breaking his legs.
- Isabela: I don't beat on the elderly. And... I really don't want to touch him.
- Isabela: How are you two even related? It boggles the mind.
(If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality)
- Hawke: You find something inappropriate?
- Isabela: Extremely so! It's... rather repulsive, actually. Please talk to him.
- Hawke: But it's more entertaining if I don't.
- Isabela: Hawke!
- Hawke: You have pretty eyes.
- Isabela: Oh, you're impossible!
(If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality)
- Hawke: You're perfectly capable of dealing with such things yourself. I've seen it.
- Isabela: You want me to beat up a feeble old man?
- Isabela: That's cold, even for you.
- Isabela: I know. I'll ask Lady Biceps. She'll have an answer.
- Aveline: Break him. And wear pants.
- Isabela: (Snickers)
- Hawke: What is it now?
- Isabela: Ghast hole.
(If Aveline is in the party)
- Aveline: (Snickers) Not funny.
Isabela and Anders
- Anders: I'm a little surprised the duke let you come here.
- Isabela: I'll have you know I'm perfectly capable of carrying on polite conversation without using the word "shit" or "ass."
- Isabela: And all these jewels everyone's wearing? It's too easy. No challenge.
- Anders: I didn't think you were going to steal anything.
- Isabela: Then what's your problem?
- Anders: Just... I would imagine most fancy Orlesian hunting parties require, um...
- Isabela: What?
- Anders: Pants.
- Anders: You owe me fifty silvers.
- Isabela: You were cheating!
- Anders: So were you!
- Isabela: You had supernatural help.
- Anders: Excuses! Just admit it. I beat you at your own game.
- Isabela: Ugh.
- Anders: Fifty silvers.
(While looking for Hawke and Tallis)
- Anders: All right, we should have tried your suggestion.
- Isabela: Which? Challenging the guards to a game of riddles and making, "Where is Hawke?" one of the questions?
- Anders: I meant the, "Follow one wall, and you'll navigate the maze," idea.
- Isabela: Well, we can try it next time. Either that, or, "Let's get a sledgehammer and break down the walls," I thought that had merit.
Isabela and Aveline
- Isabela: So you say a witch helped you get to Kirkwall.
- Aveline: Flemeth, the Witch of the Wilds.
- Isabela: Oh. Her. I see her at the Hanged Man sometimes.
- Aveline: What?
- Isabela: Threatens to turn you into a toad and eat your babies if you beat her at cards.
- Aveline: You're... joking.
- Isabela: Perhaps.
- Aveline: All the nobles are looking at you.
- Isabela: Would I dress like this if I didn't want people looking at me?
- Aveline: It doesn't make you uncomfortable?
- Isabela: Honey, you don't know uncomfortable till you've been bent backwards over the helm of a ship and handcuffed to the rail.
- Aveline: At your request, I assume.
- Isabela: It was complicated.
- Aveline: Sure it was.
- Isabela: Imagine going to one of those Orlesian parties. I'd feel underdressed.
- Aveline: (Scoffs) Undressed, you mean.
- Isabela: Well, I don't need to hide from the world by encasing myself in steel up to my eyebrows.
- Aveline: Right, let it all hang out so everyone knows what they're getting.
(If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality)
- Hawke: Can't you two just get along?
- Aveline: This is us getting along. Isn't that right, whore?
(If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality)
- Hawke: Catfight? Catfight!
- Aveline: We're not fighting. Isn't that right, whore?
(If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality)
- Hawke: If you can't get along, stop talking to each other.
- Aveline: This is us getting along. Isn't that right, whore?
- Isabela: That's right, man-chin.
(The insults are randomized.)
- Aveline:
- Strumpet.
- Wine-soaked pearl diver.
- Poxy tart.
- Scurvy tramp.
- Isabela:
- Guardswoman.
- Griffon-lips.
- Carrot head.
- Frigid bear-sow.
- Aveline: See? We love each other.
(While looking for Hawke and Tallis)
- Isabela: If you'd let me handle that last guard, we'd have found Hawke by now!
- Aveline: Right. You'd be bent over a desk, and we'd be no closer than we are now.
- Isabela: Well, I'd be closer to something.
- Aveline: Shut up whore.
- Hawke: I don't think we're getting out this way now.
- Aveline: We could try bashing our way through.
- Isabela: That's right, Aveline. Just hit it.
- Aveline: Or we could try squeezing your fat ass between the bars.
- Hawke: Ladies.
Isabela and Bethany
(If Bethany is a Circle mage)
- Isabela: Just like old times, isn't it? Going on adventures, getting into scrapes. It's like you're free again.
- Bethany: I don't mind it so much. I don't have to hide, or worry about templars hunting me.
- Bethany: It's funny. The idea of the Circle is much more terrifying than the reality of it.
- Bethany: Though perhaps my transition was made easier by the books you sent along with your letters.
- Isabela: Oh, you liked them, did you?
- Bethany: They were wicked. It was like you were there.
- Hawke:
- (If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality) Please, for the love of all that's holy, don't write to my sister anymore.
- (If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality) What am I hearing? I don't want to hear this! I'm not hearing this!
- (If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality) Ugh. Must you talk about this within earshot?
(If Bethany is a Grey Warden)
- Isabela: It's good to see you back. It's like old times again.
- Bethany: You know it's not. It'll never be like it was.
- Isabela: We can always pretend. If we do it well enough, we might forget that things have changed.
- Bethany: (Laughs) You're ridiculous.
- Isabela: Whatever works, sweetness.
Isabela and Carver
(If Hawke does not romance Merrill)
- Carver: So... how is Merrill? Sad that she couldn't come along.
- Isabela: She's fine, all things considered. Why do you—Wait.
- Carver: What?
- Isabela: You. Merrill. Andraste's granny pants, I can't believe I never saw it before!
- Carver: What? No! No no no no. You've got it wrong.
- Isabela: Stop fretting. I'm on your side, and I always win.
- Carver: She's not a game of cards!
- Isabela: Whatever. Good at matchmaking, not so good at the analogies.
- Carver: Ridiculous.
- Isabela: (Sighs) What has your critical gaze fallen upon now?
- Carver: Why do Orlesians need to have so many parties all the time?
- Isabela: So it is merry-making that offends you.
- Carver: Posturing affairs, filled with foppish, wine-sipping, pinkie-extenders.
- Isabela: So along with mages, your life, and the weather most days, you also hate Orlesians and merry-making.
- Carver: Are you mocking me?
- Isabela: Never.
(If Carver is a templar)
- Isabela: I always did like a man in uniform.
- Carver: You sure you wouldn't like a man out of uniform better?
- Isabela: I... hmm.
- Carver: Life's so full of hard choices, isn't it?
(If Carver is a Grey Warden)
- Isabela: I always did like a man on a mission.
- Carver: Wardens go deep. It's a hard calling. And we also save the world.
- Isabela: Very interesting.
- Carver: I'll tell you about it sometime, when I'm not, you know, saving the world.
(While looking for Hawke and Tallis)
- Carver: You just leave this to me. I can handle everything.
- Isabela: I'm starting to think you could.
- Carver: What was that? A compliment? I'm a little frightened.
- Isabela: I know! Let's get these people rescued before it happens again.
Isabela and Fenris
- Isabela: So why haven't you converted to the Qun? You seem to know it well.
- Fenris: And you know the letter of the law, yet choose to ignore it.
- Isabela: Ah, good point.
- Fenris: I didn't escape one form of slavery only to become slave to myself.
- Isabela: Er, what does that mean?
- Fenris: I'm... not sure. But it sounded profound, didn't it?
- Fenris: You've been to Orlais, Isabela?
- Isabela: Once or twice. Spent some time in a prison in Val Chevin.
- Fenris: But you broke out?
- Isabela: Broke into, actually. Getting out was the easy part.
- Fenris: All to steal something magnificent, I imagine?
- Isabela: No! They threw my first mate in there. I'd always liked Casavir, so I wasn't going to just abandon him.
- Fenris: Ah. And he is dead now, along with the rest of your crew?
- Isabela: Him? No, I left him on the docks. The idiot.
(While trying to find Hawke and Tallis)
- Fenris: So... we're lost?
- Isabela: Definitely.
- Fenris: Now what do we do?
- Isabela: I could try to guess the color of your underclothes again.
Isabela and Merrill
- Merrill: If you weren't a pirate, what do you think you would've been?
- Isabela: I haven't given it much thought. Maybe a poet? (Laughs)
- Merrill: You would've made a great griffon-wrangler.
- Isabela: I'm sorry... what?
- Merrill: You're so quick and clever. You'd be perfect. And you'd get a baby griffon for me, wouldn't you?
- Isabela: Kitten, if griffons existed, and if I was a... griffon-wrangler and not a pirate, yes. I would find you a baby griffon.
- Merrill: Thanks. I've always wanted a baby griffon called Feathers.
- Merrill: Do you think I should change my hair, Isabela?
- Isabela: Change it how, Kitten?
- Merrill: I don't know. I've always had it like this. Tallis has pretty hair.
- Isabela: I think yours is darling the way it is.
- Merrill: But would it be better if it were red?
- Isabela: Then you'd look like a lollypop. Stick with your natural color.
- Merrill: I suppoose that's best. I wouldn't want strangers to try to lick my hair.
(While trying to find Hawke and Tallis)
- Merrill: Isabela? Um... I think we've been here before. We've passed that same cracked tile six times now.
- Isabela: Andraste's granny-panties! I knew things were going too smoothly!
- Merrill: Does Andraste really wear granny-panties? How do you know all these things?
- Isabela: (Sighs) Come on, Kitten. Let's see if we can find the entrance and start again.
Isabela and Sebastian
- Sebastian: It was nice to see you in the Chantry, listening to Sister Etheline's testimony.
- Sebastian: I was surprised, but very glad.
- Isabela: I was surprised as well, and not quite as glad.
- Sebastian: Oh? Sister Etheline's words always inspire me. Was it not so for you?
- Isabela: You didn't notice I was bound, gagged, and had a contusion on my forehead?
- Sebastian: What?
- Isabela: Just... don't ask for the "bad girl special" at the Blooming Rose.
- Isabela: My husband used to have hunting parties like this.
- Sebastian: I'd forgotten you were married.
- Sebastian: It's hard to picture you playing the hostess, taking cloaks and kissing babies.
- Isabela: No, there were servants for that. I just had to sit there and look pretty.
- Isabela: If I got out of hand, he would lock me away with a bottle of wine and a dirty book.
- Isabela: Told everyone I was indisposed.
- Sebastian: My parents used to do the same thing! Minus the wine. And the, uh, dirty book.
(While looking for Hawke and Tallis)
- Isabela: Eenie, meenie, miney, moe...
- Sebastian: I'm not sure that's the best way to find them.
- Isabela: We already tried "pray for Andraste to guide us" and "wander like drunken vagrants."
- Isabela: We are running out of options.
- Isabela: Unless you want to find a chicken for an augury, we're going with counting games.
Isabela and Varric
- Varric: Our little Hawke is growing up, Rivaini.
(If Hawke is female)
- Isabela: Burglary and espionage! We should've hired a painter to get her portrait so we can remember this day forever!
- Varric: Next thing you know, she'll be conning guards and cutting purses without us. Where does the time go?
(If Hawke is male)
- Isabela: I know! Burglary and espionage! I'm so proud of him right now, I could burst!
- Varric: Soon, he'll be sharking card games and swindling merchants all on his own! Brings a tear to my eye!
(If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality)
- Hawke: Don't get carried away.
- Isabela: Carried away? Us? Perish the thought!
- Varric: We are the very souls of moderation, Hawke. You know that.
(If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality)
- Hawke: Everything I know about being a scoundrel, I learned from you two.
- Isabela: I think I'm going to cry. Look at me! I'm getting misty-eyed!
(If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality)
- Hawke: I can hear you, you know.
- Isabela: Still a grouch, though. So much to teach, so little time...
- Isabela: So I hear there was very little dancing at the party. Not a flounce or a pirouette in sight.
- Varric: Didn't think you'd show interest in any dance that doesn't end with someone's guts on the floor.
- Isabela: All women like dancing. Just ask Bianca.
- Varric: Bianca isn't interested in any dance that doesn't end with someone's guts on the floor.
- Isabela: Oh. Right.
(While looking for Hawke and Tallis)
- Isabela: I give up! We've been through every inch of this place twice, and there's no sign of them!
- Varric: Or we've been through the same twenty feet of this place about a dozen times. It's hard to tell, Rivaini.
- Isabela: We should have gone treasure-hunting in Wildervale instead.
- Varric: You're still upset that you couldn't swipe a drink from the party, aren't you?
Isabela and Tallis
- Tallis: So these are the hunting grounds.
- Isabela: Do we need a lure? What do wyverns like?
(If Aveline is also in the party.)
- Aveline: If we're lucky: slutty pirates.
- Isabela: Or prudish man-virgins, maybe?
- Tallis: We just need to look for signs, and be careful. We get this over with, we get in the keep.
- Hawke: And that's where the jewel is?
- Tallis: That's where the jewel is.
(After some hunters make remarks about wyverns during the hunt)
- Isabela: And here I thought Orlesians only hunted other Orlesians for horrendous crimes against fashion.
- Tallis: Just ignore them.
- Isabela: Can I just imagine that wyverns are small, completely non-poisonous bunny-like creatures?
- Tallis: Not unless you picture it eating you.
- Isabela: Spoilsport.
- Tallis: The sooner we get the hunt over with, the sooner we'll be at the Chateau to finish this.
- Tallis: Are you married?
- Isabela: Why do you ask?
- Tallis: I was just wondering if you had a husband behind your (throne?)
- Fenris: That is an excellent question!
- Isabela: Lets get a move on shall we?
- Tallis: Watch out! Big-hat ghast!
- Isabela: (Snickers) Ghast hat.
(After Tallis' identity is revealed)
- Tallis: What?
- Isabela: Lies, betrayal, leading us here to die...
- Tallis:And you thought you could do it so much better?
- Isabela: I would never... well, yes. I would. But there's only room for one backstabbing rogue in this party, elf.
- Tallis: I apologize. From now on, that position is all yours.
- Isabela: Good. Just so we're clear.
(After Tallis' identity is revealed)
- Tallis: So you were the one who stole the Tome. Did you read it?
- Isabela: In between running for my life? Of course I read it.
- Tallis: Ah, sarcasm is one of the demands of the Qun, did you know?
- Isabela: No, it's not.
- Tallis: So you did read it, then.
(If Isabela is romanced.)
- Tallis: I've struggled to find that peace, that certainty. I know it's there, I just... keep falling short.
- Isabela: Maybe you should take that as a sign?
- Tallis: I used to be like you. I told myself if I never cared about anyone or anything, I could never be hurt. Life would be fun.
- Tallis: But it wasn't. There was a hole inside me. Nothing I did ever filled it.
- Isabela: Oh, that's too easy.
- Tallis: Not everything should be easy. Don't you wonder what it would be like? A life with meaning, with purpose?
- Isabela: I... have a purpose. I have Hawke.
- Tallis: Lucky you.
Dragon Age: Inquisition Multiplayer
Isabela's remarks
- (Low health) Stop hitting me! Hit the other person!
- (Low health) I knew coming here was a bad idea.
- (Low health) Shit. Shit shit! I’ve really stepped in it this time!
- (Low health) (sighs) Do I have to bleed on you to get your attention?
- (Low health) You know, I only have so much blood in me!
- (Low health) The whole ‘Raider Queen’ image doesn’t work when I’m limping.
- (During battle) Damn, I got blood on my boot!
- (Fallen) And here I always thought death would involve more greased-up sailors.
- (Fallen) Hey... This is like that time Merrill made mushrooms for dinner!
- (Fallen) Why is everything green? Oh, no...
- (Revived) Maker, this is embarrassing.
- (Revived) You! You better run before I- before I get back on my feet!
- (Revived) My hero. I owe you a drink.
- (Revived) Someone’s going to pay for knocking me over!
- (Reviving someone) Come on, lying there is not helping anyone!
- (Reviving someone) Get your arse up!
- (Reviving someone) I’d offer you a shot of whiskey, but I’m dry, so just imagine I did.
- (Friend falls) Whoops!
- (Friend falls) Well, that’s no good!
- (Friend falls) Andraste’s knickers, I can’t do this alone!
- (In between zones) Open door, kill everything, right?
- (idle) (sighs) what are we waiting for? Standing around just makes me antsy.
- (idle) What is red and veiny and pulsates? A vein of red lyrium! (laughs) You thought I was going to say something dirty!
- (Treasure room) This had better lead to treasure.
- (Treasure room) Think golden thoughts!
- (Lockpicking) Who needs Isabela's magic touch?
- (Lockpicking) It's all in the wrist, children... All in the wrist.
- (sighting breakable stone wall) Where is my lady battering ram when I need her?
- (unknown) Could’ve been drinking, but no.
Isabela and Amund
- Isabela: Every time we find gold I think to myself, "Imagine the hats you could buy with this, Isabela!"
- Amund: Why do you need more? You’ve only the one head.
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- Isabela: Why do I always get myself into these messes when I could be on a beach in the sun?
- Amund: Maybe your god will lead you to a beach next? It could happen!
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- Isabela: Looking good, sweet thing.
- Amund: To you as well, my hearty, stabby friend!
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- Amund: I’m reminded of a battle I fought in a snow storm on a glacier. This is much like that.
- Isabela: Snow storm on a glacier? The shrinkage must’ve been epic.
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- Amund: The Lady of the Skies led me to your Herald. What is Andraste the goddess of, anyway?
- Isabela: Fire! No, singing! Remorse? Really great hair. Ooh, ooh, I know. Marrying up.
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- Amund: When we return victorious will have words with that tiny man Cabot about getting us real Avvar mead to celebrate.
- Isabela: Oh, I knew I liked you for more than just your size.
Isabela and Argent
- Argent: This is the first time I've worked for an organization like the Inquisition. It was always a person before.
- Other Argent: The Inquisition is like a person. Different parts, one body.
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- Argent: When we’re through, perhaps the spymaster will turn me over to someone else.
- Other Argent: Or maybe she won’t.
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- Argent: I like birds. I had a parakeet. It was blue. And then it died.
- Other Argent: We should get another.
Isabela and Belinda
- Belinda: I met the Divine Justinia only once before she died. She was lovely.
- Isabela: Oh I bet she was. I’ve heard stories. Ohh? Blushing! Heard them too, I take it?
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- Belinda: I pray the Maker smiles on the Inquisition. Our cause is righteous!
- Isabela: (laughs) It’s amazing. How are you saying things like “Our cause is righteous!” while staying adorable?
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- Belinda: I hope to stay and serve the Inquisition, once this war is over.
- Isabela: They’d be lucky to have you, sweet thing.
Isabela and Cillian
- Cillian: I once dreamed of seeing places like this.
- Isabela: Now look at you, making all your dreams come true!
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- Cillian: Did anyone try that ham they had at camp yesterday?
- Isabela: Did you? Did you get hammered? (laughs)
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- Cillian: Being with the Inquisition has opened my eyes to how little I truly understood the world before.
- Isabela: Understanding's overrated. You just need to know enough to stay alive and have fun doing it.
Isabela and Hall
- Hall: There are so many people in the world. I'm not used the lack of silence.
- Isabela: Too much silence can make a man insane. I’ve seen it happen.
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- Hall: I wonder if I'll ever be able to go back to the life I had before.
- Isabela: Going backwards is silly, if you ask me. Far too easy to trip on your own feet.
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- Hall: So when we get back does anyone fancy a drink at the tavern? That’s what friends do, right?
- Isabela: Only if the drink leads to something else, sweet thing.
Isabela and another Isabela
- Isabela: Every time we find gold I think to myself, "Imagine the hats you could buy with this, Isabela!"
- Other Isabela: Then I remember that the hat shop was destroyed by falling mortar when the Chantry exploded.
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- Isabela: Why do I always get myself into these messes when I could be on a beach in the sun?
- Other Isabela: Treasure, woman! Think of the treasure!
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- Isabela: Looking good, sweet thing.
- Other Isabela: I know, sweet thing.
Isabela and Katari
- Katari: This Inquisition must be desperate, recruiting the way they do. Just look at us!
- Isabela: Let me tell you, watching the sky tear itself an asshole is a great way to get immediately sober.
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- Katari: Ever fought a wyvern? I did once. Sold the head for good money, too.
- Isabela: Yes, yes, big picture problems. But can we focus on not getting killed right now?
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- Katari: I’ll be happy if I never see a demon again after this.
- Isabela: What about spending time on a boat? I have a boat.
Isabela and Korbin
- Korbin: Once in the Deep Roads, I held off a group of darkspawn for two days.
- Isabela: I once held off sobriety for two days. Well, a week and two days.
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- Korbin: There’s so much life on the surface. If not for the Inquisition, I would never have experienced it.
- Isabela: The dwarven kingdom just sounds so dull. Dull, yet dangerous, the worst combination.
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- Korbin: Once this is all over, I suppose I’ll have to return to the Deep Roads.
- Isabela: You don’t have to! I have a boat. How good are you at drunken singing?
Isabela and Luka
- Luka: Inquisition is such a funny word!
- Isabela: No, you know what’s a funny word? Malarchy. Malarchy.
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- Luka: When I was trapped in the Vimmark Mountains, I ate lots of mushrooms.
- Isabela: Have you met Varric? I’ll introduce you if I get the chance, you’d drive him insane.
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- Luka: I wonder if I could find that cave with the glowing lichen again – it was west of Ferelden.
- Isabela: Good luck with that! I’d help, but I do hate caves.
Isabela and Neria
- Neria: (gasps) I've never had my skills so tested in my life!
- Isabela: Stick with me, you’ll be fine.
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- Neria: It will be a relief to return to my clan once all this is done.
- Isabela: You’re lucky to have one that welcomes you. I have a friend, who- (sighs) nevermind.
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- Neria: I never thought I would say this, but I’ve learned much from traveling with you all.
- Isabela: This is nothing. Wait until I get the rest of them drunk at the tavern.
Isabela and Rion
- Rion: You know, this Inquisition? Isn’t as bad as I thought.
- Isabela: Much merrier than its name would suggest, that’s for sure!
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- Rion: When this is over, I hope we mages are given some freedom. After all, isn’t the point to change things?
- Isabela: Can we focus on not getting diced on a plate? I don’t care how good I look drizzled with oil, it’s still no.
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- Rion: Well, how’s everyone doing today?
- Isabela: Perky, as you can see.
Isabela and Sidony
- Sidony: This is ridiculous. Why did I agree to come here?
- Isabela: To annoy us all with constant grumbling? Or am I wrong?
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- Sidony: (Disgusted noise.)
- Isabela: My, is someone constipated again?
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- Sidony: Once this is over, the spymaster promised to let me look at her library.
- Isabela: Bet she did that just to shut you up.
Isabela and Tamar
- Tamar: Your Chantry goes belly up, the Inquisition steps in. Always something to keep the same people in power.
- Isabela: Tamar, you are a lovely lady, but Andraste's arsecheeks, you're a downer.
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- Tamar: The last time I met a group of rebel mages, I let them live. One of them told a funny story.
- Isabela: You can't just stop there. What's the story?
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- Tamar: If I survive, I’ll be free. The commander gave his word – I fight for him, and I get to live.
- Isabela: I love boots. Tall, supple leather boots. The smell of Antivan leather. What? Oh - sorry, were you talking?
- (or) Isabela: Cullen can give me his word anytime. Anytime.
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- Isabela: Every time we find gold I think to myself, "Imagine the hats you could buy with this, Isabela!"
- Tamar: Oh, really?
Isabela and Thornton
- Thornton: When the Breach first opened, I managed to evade demons by hiding in a snowdrift.
- Isabela: Didn’t you tell us this story already? I could’ve sworn-
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- Thornton: Considering what we’re up against, I really hope the Inquisition knows what it’s doing.
- Isabela: Oh, you bet I am.
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- Thornton: If I survive this, maybe I’ll move to a cottage. Get a dog. And a vegetable garden.
- Isabela: That’s what I thought ten years ago, yet here I am today.
Isabela and Zither!
- Isabela: Every time we find gold I think to myself, "Imagine the hats you could buy with this, Isabela!"
- Zither!: For me it’s doublets studded with Serault glass crystals. I’m definitely commissioning one with ZITHER! Written across the back.
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- Isabela: Why do I always get myself into these messes when I could be on a beach in the sun?
- Zither!: I did the beach thing after my manager tried to kill me. I could never get the hang of the drinks with the little umbrellas.
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- Isabela: Looking good, sweet thing.
- Zither!: Right back at you, gorgeous.
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- Zither!: After this, Val Royeaux? I know a place where you can be covered in gold leaf and then sanded. Who’s with me?
- Isabela: I’ll take the gold leaf but pass on the sanding. I have very sensitive skin.
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- Zither!: This is just like that gig I played in Lydes. Except I’m sober, and nobody’s throwing their underclothes at me. Yet.
- Isabela: I’d rectify that, but I have my hands full. Of daggers.