Changes: Hard in Hightown: A Worthy Dwarf

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Hard in Hightown: A Worthy Dwarf is a war table operation in Dragon Age: Inquisition.

Acquisition

Complete Revenge of the Merchants Guild.

Operation text

Ruffles, Nightingale, and various agents named after crummy jobs,
Thanks for looking into this bullshit mess for me. Based on what you've told me, there's only one person I can think of who specifically uses "bronto-licker" as an insult and also can't write worth a damn: Worthy, an acquaintance of mine from Kirkwall. Although why he'd do all this, I have no idea.
I owe you all drinks,
Varric

Advisor suggestions

Josephine - 8:00:00

We should give this information to the Kirkwall guard. They'll want to arrest Worthy.

Leliana - 6:24:00

We should capture Worthy ourselves and question him about how he infiltrated Skyhold.

Cullen - N/A

Not participating in this mission.

Results

Josephine

Ambassador,
The City of Kirkwall is grateful for the information that led to the arrest of Worthy the Dwarf. He is in guard custody now. His statement upon being arrested was "I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling Inquisitors!" We are taking this as a confession.
Viscount Bran

Leliana

Nightingale,
We removed the dwarf from his home in Hightown. He had another manuscript in progress, which we burned, doused in acid, and threw into the sea.
Apparently, he has a beef with Varric for setting up the Champion of Kirkwall with another runecrafter? He ranted about "better beards" and "true dwarves" and then declared himself "the greatest writer in Thedas", at which point Fletcher laughed so hard, she started choking. That dwarf is a menace.
And he claims he didn't send a note to Skyhold.
Cooper

Rewards

Josephine/Leliana

Ornate Bianca Grip Schematic
Varric Approves

Notes

You will not receive the schematic if it has previously been purchased from a merchant.

Trivia

"I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling Inquisitors!", a quote from the Josephine results, is clearly inspired by "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids", a line made famous by the Scooby Doo franchise.

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 {{Blockquote|Ruffles, Nightingale, and various agents named after crummy jobs,
-Thanks for looking into this bullshit mess for me.  Based on what you've told me, there's only one person I can think of who specifically uses "bronto-licker" as an insult and also can't write worth a damn: [[Worthy]], an acquaintance of mine from Kirkwall.  Although why he'd do all this, I have no idea.
+Thanks for looking into this bullshit mess for me.  Based on what you've told me, there's only one person I can think of who specifically uses "[[bronto]]-licker" as an insult and also can't write worth a damn: [[Worthy]], an acquaintance of mine from [[Kirkwall]].  Although why he'd do all this, I have no idea.
 I owe you all drinks,<br>[[Varric Tethras|Varric]]}}
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 === [[Leliana]] - 6:24:00 ===
-{{Blockquote|We should capture Worthy ourselves and question him about how he infiltrated Skyhold.}}
+{{Blockquote|We should capture Worthy ourselves and question him about how he infiltrated [[Skyhold]].}}
 === [[Cullen Rutherford|Cullen]] - N/A ===
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 {{Blockquote|Ambassador,
-The City of Kirkwall is grateful for the information that led to the arrest of Worthy the Dwarf. He is in guard custody now. His statement upon being arrested was "I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling Inquisitors!" We are taking this as a confession.
+The City of Kirkwall is grateful for the information that led to the arrest of Worthy the [[Dwarf]]. He is in guard custody now. His statement upon being arrested was "I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling [[Inquisitor]]s!" We are taking this as a confession.
 Viscount [[Bran (seneschal)|Bran]]}}
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 {{Blockquote|Nightingale,
-We removed the dwarf from his home in Hightown.  He had another manuscript in progress, which we burned, doused in acid, and threw into the sea.
+We removed the dwarf from his home in [[Hightown]].  He had another manuscript in progress, which we burned, doused in acid, and threw into the sea.
-Apparently, he has a beef with Varric for setting up the Champion of Kirkwall with another runecrafter?  He ranted about "better beards" and "true dwarves" and then declared himself "the greatest writer in Thedas", at which point Fletcher laughed so hard, she started choking.  That dwarf is a menace.
+Apparently, he has a beef with Varric for setting up the [[Hawke|Champion of Kirkwall]] with another runecrafter?  He ranted about "better beards" and "true dwarves" and then declared himself "the greatest writer in [[Thedas]]", at which point Fletcher laughed so hard, she started choking.  That dwarf is a menace.
 And he claims he didn't send a note to Skyhold.