Thinking no-one will notice you when you are only wearing small-clothes. Phyn!X 3:54, July 22, 2011
Thinking you've achieved greatness and fame when killing a large lizard and surviving because you slept with a witch the night beforehand Phyn!X5 12:30, July 22, 2011
When you ask a shady guy for good targets to pickpocket and break in. Phyn!X5 12:18, July 22, 2011
You Try Cast A Spell With A Stick.TheProphet (talk) 23:24, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
You wake up thinking you just had a campfire chat with Morrigan and then immediately think why you didn't reach for her chest.--LordRevan25 (talk) 23:37, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
You have to tell yourself you're not gay for having a relationship with Zevran. Dragonseth07 (talk) 23:48, July 19, 2011 (UTC)
You start calling your cat Ser Pounce-a-lot. Blood Fort Andromeda (talk) 01:10, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you walk around muttering "By The Maker" and "Maker's Breath" as expletives M.Dragon (talk) 00:40, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you jack off to your fanart :D --Cpt. Miller (talk) 00:44, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you Cut yourself tying to do Blood Magic lol Gladiatuss (talk) gLaDiUs!! 00:57, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you dream about the Archdemon Fat Barry (talk) 01:59, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you become disillusioned with any game with a number at the end of it's name, though I can't say it did that alone and was the only or even the first "sequel" to disappoint this much.174.45.9.40 (talk) 02:09, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you dream about DA every night and spend every waking moment thinking about it :)and you say "Maker's Breath" instead of "Oh my God" like normal people lol Dragonage17101996 (talk) 02:20, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
You're disappointed when you ask your dog to search for something interesting, and they can't even find a pair of dirty pantaloons.--Archon Gaius Lucius Vindicus Caesar III (talk) 02:47, July 20, 2011 (UTC) Zakhynes (talk)
When you engage a stranger on the street in conversation, and are confused when they run away because you're covered in blood Fat Barry (talk) 02:52, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
People stare at you when you look under random things for loot. Quirkynature (talk) 03:13, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you go to the mall and every mannequin you see reminds you of Andraste. Juan Tutri (talk) 04:31, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
You go to a shop and wonder why you can't see stats for the items. Quirkynature (talk) 05:01, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you go up to people in the street and ask if they need help finding there missing wife/husband/child/sibling.Andy the Black (talk) 05:12, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you attack David Blaine for being an apostate. Andy the Black (talk) 05:14, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
“Dwaven crafts, fine dwarven crafts!” No longer registers as the most annoying thing in the world. Mrs.AlistairTheirin 05:14, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you start greeting a friend by saying "morning Serah" Andy the Black (talk) 05:24, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you start referring to your Dr.Pepper as potions. Andy the Black (talk) 05:30, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you see someone who has the flu and your first thought is darkspawn taint. Zakhynes (talk) 06:05, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
Whenever you want to go to a place, you choose only 3 among your friends to join you. Juan Tutri (talk) 15:09, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you shout "MAKER NO!" out of shock. NicKeL BreaD (talk) 16:39, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
You try to convert your friends to The Qun Knight Commander Judas (talk) 17:42, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
You read through this posting thinking "Thank the Maker! I'm not the only one!" RavenMoon21 (talk) 17:48, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
You catch your girlfriend with another man and call her an apos-titute GreyWolf84 (talk) 17:53, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
...you approach some bald guy with a bone in your hand, telling him to craft Vigilance. Noctarius (talk) 18:26, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you start to divide your daily tasks into main quests, secondary quests and side quests (94.174.158.196 (talk) 18:29, July 20, 2011 (UTC))
When you get fired from your job. Oh wait, we were trying to be funny? Darn, well, consider it *dark* humor! Tivadar (talk) 19:42, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
You ask the first midget you see to enchant your weapon. GreyWolf84 (talk) 21:12, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
You start greeting people with Shanedan. Nadare (talk) 21:19, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
You ask someone if you can shank their Jory. --CommanderCousland (talk) 21:23, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
You stop standing in queues because the people behind you can cause back stab damage. Andy the Black (talk) 21:50, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
When you run everywhere because walking is too slow Fat Barry (talk) 00:00, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
You kill a dear while hunting and you jam your hand down it's throat to see if you can find a health pultice or two. GreyWolf84 (talk) 00:14, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
When you read through this thread thinking: I have done that one and that one and that one. Emmalee (talk) 01:53, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
When you try to use dialouge options to hook up with a personGwen2 (talk) 02:39, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
When you look at a text a friend sends you and reply with "________ approves <3 + 5" - TheGoddamnBatman
When you go through 20 pages of a job application before realising that your last name isn't Cousland. --CommanderCousland (talk) 03:47, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Whenever you say Teagan you actually say Tee-GAHN. 60.229.49.233 (talk) 11:26, July 21, 2011 (UTC)(sorry never done this before)
Whenever something surprises you like(personal experience e.g.) you get your test results back and yell "MAKER" Zachariah Zuan (talk) 12:01, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
You start calling you RL sibling Bethany/Carver. Andy the Black (talk) 20:20, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
You go out with Nutella smeared across your nose because you think it makes you look epic. Andy the Black (talk) 20:25, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
You play too much when you check this forum to check if you are playing too much by going through every single comment, and will think "SH*T, I HAVE TO STOP PLAYING!!!" or you will think "YES!!! None of these even sound like me...hang on..."to check if you are playing too much"...F**k!!!" at the end of this list, lol, sorry if this does happen. Welshman15 (talk) 20:38, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
LOL! Guys, you really made my day (alright, evening). I suggest that someone knowledgeable makes this a poll, to choose a) the most epic and b) the most realistic piece. I vote a) for Nutella (cheers Andy the Black!), b) can't decide between using Maker instead of God, or thinking about DA all the time, since I do both :-) --Ygrain (talk) 20:57, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
You attempt to go through your day as a silent protagonist. --CommanderCousland (talk) 22:17, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
–––– When you say bullshit, you say it with an Orlesian accent.153.107.33.152 (talk) 22:49, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
You think of Dragon Age BEFORE Star Wars when hearing "Thank the Maker." Karmic Heresy (talk) 02:13, July 22, 2011 (UTC)
You look out the window to see a heavy storm outside and all you can think of is "oh that's just a spell might, blizzard, and tempest." Freakium (talk) 03:28, July 22, 2011 (UTC)
When you hear a Waste Management commercial and wonder why Master Varathorn is bagging garbage. LVTDUDE (talk) 04:29, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
When you hear the word 'sandal' and your first thought isn't of uncomfortable, strapped, open-top footwear.
When you choose a sarcastic response and it comes out nothing like you expected and instead of a humourous remark resulting in a similar quip the other person literally flinches in shock while those with you shoot strange looks.
When you hear the words 'dwarf' or 'dwarves' and instead of thinking of people simply of shorter stature, you're reminded of ancient yet somehow futuristic architecture, a mind boggling political system, people who go nuts with axes larger than them, and wily salesmen who could sell you the dirt you're standing on.
When you're playing Oblivion and think "Wow, the Fade's really let itself go."
When you're watching Pirates of the Caribbean and go "Lol Anders is a pirate hunter."
When you're watching Lord of the Rings and ask "...Why are all the Darkspawn talking?" S13Kuro (talk) 08:30, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
When I keep catching myself calling the planet Illium in ME2 lyrium.Ser Derek of Highever (talk) 19:48, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
When you think you can only wear one ring on each hand. And you get confused when the belts, rings, and amulets you wear don't boost your stats. biomanzilla (talk) 5:01, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
When one of those long cardboard rolls you get in wrapping paper becomes a staff for you twirl and do magic. Andy the Black (talk) 21:16, July 25, 2011 (UTC)
When you wonder if your outfit gives you an item set bonus S13Kuro (talk) 02:51, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
When your mother yells at you for drawing paralysing glyphs at the kitchen floor. (Or your roommate)Te Shukalaryc Mand'alorFile:JaingHead.svg 03:45, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
when you have a bad sexual experience and blame it because you dont enough dexterity and constition stat points --"how can they truly choose when the option was never even given to them"- The Architect 04:01, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
When you start writing long back stories about your Warden - receyamell (talk) 19:44, July 26, 2011 (UTC)
When you don't knaw who Amy Winehouse is. --PierceTheTruth
When someone complains about where they live, and you reply "Don't like "place", die and make room."
Not my comment above this. Sign it, whoever wrote it! When you try to do blood magic, if you hurt yourself. Teyx (talk) 23:25, August 4, 2011 (UTC)
You dream of rescung people in your dreams by completing shapeshifter puzzles. Phyn!X5 (talk) 11:03, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
When you have a damn sexy dream about Fenris -_- (I gave it a break after that, even if it was enjoyable) Xelestial (talk) 01:47, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
When you die you want to cremated and put in an urn in an ancient temple, then have your soul extracted and put in a steel golem. Phyn!X5 (talk) 12:19, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
When you begin striking out at people with Spanish accents because they might be Antivan assassins hired to kill you.
When you always think of Morrigan's breastOsmiumOrigins
when you scream ENCHANTMENT! if someone happens to give you a pretty rock
When you wonder why the Welsh don't have pointy ears. --CommanderCousland (talk) 02:12, August 8, 2011 (UTC)
When you start referring to yourself as a "Dog Lord" because you happen to own a dog.
When you begin to replace the phrase "f**k off" with "Sodd off" in public. Sevarian10 (talk) 03:31, August 8, 2011 (UTC)Sevarian10
When you think meteorites are good for swords, not research. Phyn!X5 (talk) 2:28, August 8, 2011 (UTC)Phyn!X5
When you wear DA:O boxer shorts, and consider them your best underwear (True story)--Alexiolio (talk) 02:29, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
When everytime you play another fantasy gameyou want to put Elves in an AlienageJoshofBlades (talk) 02:47, August 9, 2011 (UTC)JoshofBlades
When you go to church and wonder why theres only a statue or painting of Hawke on a cross and not Andraste. Andy the Black (talk) 02:53, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
When you start referring to sex as 'licking a lamppost in winter'. Andy the Black (talk) 02:59, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
You can't hear the word swooping without thinking "swooping is bad". Andy the Black (talk) 03:01, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
When you start shouting ASCHABS during sex. Danerogil (talk) 03:27, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
^"When you start shouting ASCHABS during sex." Oh, god that ruined me! I can't stop laughing!--XeroSnake (talk) 03:35, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
Whaen you read Alexiolio's comment about DA:O boxers and fly into a jealous rage because you don't have any Origins boxers. Andy the Black (talk) 06:35, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
When you start referring to yourself as Ferelden not English/Canadian/American/Australian/Martian/whatever. Andy the Black (talk) 06:41, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
When you start calling your 1000 kr(SEK swedish currency) 1 sovereign instead.--Armfeldt (talk) 10:22, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
When you think of your hats as being better or worse than mage hats. uggh. EWRPV (talk) 11:28, August 9, 2011 (UTC)
When you are using your Xbox' Family Timer to ever stop playing. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.238.215.57 (talk) 13:02, August 9, 2011
Everytime you get a headache, you think its because you sense Darkspawn. Blood Prince (talk) 15:18, August 9, 2011 (UTC) .