I just had a crazy idea: Sister Petrice. Now hold on--don't go anywhere, this gets good! I know for a fact that with a little last minute Aggression Hawke-ing you can join her in her crusade against the Qunari in Kirkwall (Dragon Age II) and then she's stripped of her title of mother and goes off rabble rousing and presumably does "schism" related things.
Am I the only one who thinks the most hateable antagonist in DA: II could have been the smart/attractive/basicallyLeadershipMaterial that Cassandra was (at least in my opinion) meant to be but failed?
DA: II's "sexy" body model for women meant that even fully clothed burqaed Chantry sisters looked like models just waiting to make that million dollar photo shoot. Petrice, a blonde, and a sister, and religios, strong convictions, with the just the right amount of bitchiness could have been the perfect second-hetero-female companion to even the numbers of availabile choices AND serve as an interesting connector between her end in DA: II and the start of Inquistion.
I mean, she was about to start an inquisition of her own in Kirkwall...and she's pretty much laid off by her Grand Cleric so she's in need of a job that involves religion and politics...and she's blonde. ^_^
- Something tells me you like blondes. I know, I know, it's incredible that I figured that out. I'm psychic. 71.218.226.81 (talk) 15:11, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
No. Excellent points, but just no. 
18:38, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
You know who else would make a good romance companion: Vaughn. That guy is just so damn sexy. Though not quite as sexy as Laryn. She has great boobs. Silver Warden (talk) 18:54, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
- What about Arl Howe? He IS voiced by the greatness that is Tim Curry. No sarcasm on the Tim Curry part, I must add. That man's voice could turn the straightest man gay. And to be fair, I know some Japanese businessmen who would pay good money to hang out with Laryn. They do love those tentacles. --TheFereldenMagister (talk) 19:28, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
No. She's far too arrogant and hate-filled. She's more arrogant than Vivienne in my opinion, or at least far more open about it. Also, her thing was the Qunari, not the mages or templars. When the Arishok died/left Kirkwall, her campaign was pretty much rendered moot. If she had become Divine, she'd probably try and start a New New Exalted March on them, and with how weakened southern Thedas is by the Mage-Templar War, the War of the Lions, and the War Against the Elder One, she'd just be handing much of it over to the Qun. Finally, why try and make sympathetic one of the few things the incredibly fractured DA fanbase universally agrees on. She's not a Loghain, she's an Arl Howe. --TheFereldenMagister (talk) 19:24, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
No. Just no. You do realize that she is pretty much universally hated and thus people let her get Sera'd and take an arrow in the face? Plus nobody would want her magically brought back to life like Anders and Leliana could potentially be. 97.117.168.176 (talk) 21:45, June 15, 2015 (UTC)
Hi there psychic contributor ;-P I like blondes? Yeh don't say.... :P
But seriously, I think it'd be awesome. And honestly I liked Howe from the beginning--even though I played as a Human Noble first. His voice is just too...hillariously evil. I mean--c'mon. He's cliche. And while it's not lore-friendly or possible like Sister Petrice the Second Coming, it's almost equally attractive.
Plus I just happen to have a thing for the unliked characters of Dragon Age (except Vaughn. He may be sexy but no. Just no. i don't care if he satisfies my priviously unknown female elf rape fantasies. It's just...no. No. No. No.)
Besides, if Sera tried to shoot her (assuming Petrice magically joined the Inquisition for the Inquisitor's good looks and dictator swag) I'd blow her up :P Sera's funny and all but...Yeah. Team Petrice FTW! :-D
As for arrogence...in games , just as in real life, arrogance kinda bumps off me like rubber on glue. I don't know why but it's something I never really cared for one way or the other. That being said Sister Petrice is kinda...well, you know...when she's acting all high and mighty. I guess I should see a the rapist lol.
But...Yeah. If PS3's could be modded and Petrices could be added, I'd definitely download her into my game. Just imagine her tarot cards. --Alois Val (talk) 23:24, June 15, 2015 (UTC)Alois
Its funny that you say Howe is cliche and hilariously evil considering he's actually one of Tim Curry's more... subdued performances. You want an over-the-top, cliche, hilariously evil performance from the Curry, check out Ferngully. Sure, the rest of the movie is sh*t, but oh god, that villain song. He sounds like he's having an orgasm on every word, I'm not even kidding. Look up 'Toxic Love' on YouTube. Or Curry's most well-known performance, Dr. Frank-N-Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show. That's right, Mr. 'I'm Just a Sweet Transvestite' is indeed the same man as Arl 'Kill my best friend and family and torture anyone who opposes me' Howe. --TheFereldenMagister (talk) 00:49, June 16, 2015 (UTC)