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I can certainly see where the original poster is coming from. Bwahaha. Just according to my tastes, I don't like how Cassandra looks because 'tough' women don't really appeal to me, Solas looks like Zathrian's cousin after a severe crystal meth bender, Vivienne looks '''ridiculous''' in those outfits even if I wasn't already turned off by coloured women. Varric... now that is a sexy man. Cullen, seen enough of him already; not interested. As for the female elf? Haven't seen her yet since I've avoided trailers and lots of concept art, but I hear she might have a bad attitude, a la Morrigan, so probably not for me either. [[User:EzzyD|EzzyD]] ([[User talk:EzzyD|talk]]) 21:12, May 13, 2014 (UTC)
 
I can certainly see where the original poster is coming from. Bwahaha. Just according to my tastes, I don't like how Cassandra looks because 'tough' women don't really appeal to me, Solas looks like Zathrian's cousin after a severe crystal meth bender, Vivienne looks '''ridiculous''' in those outfits even if I wasn't already turned off by coloured women. Varric... now that is a sexy man. Cullen, seen enough of him already; not interested. As for the female elf? Haven't seen her yet since I've avoided trailers and lots of concept art, but I hear she might have a bad attitude, a la Morrigan, so probably not for me either. [[User:EzzyD|EzzyD]] ([[User talk:EzzyD|talk]]) 21:12, May 13, 2014 (UTC)
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You're not very good at this whole "trolling" thing, huh? But that's okay, I can tell it's new to you. Stick with it, you'll get better. At least, I hope you're trolling because I don't wanna believe anyone is that shallow. Yes, Varric is a dwarf. Well spotted. No obstacle to romance, though, and if you don't believe me ask Peter Dinklage and his hot wife. Cassandra, like many women, has short hair, not broad shoulders and a penis. I'm not sure how those could ever be confused. Vivienne is black. I don't like your implication that's unattractive. I notice you didn't mention Cullen's looks, but I wouldn't worry about the anti-mage thing. He has bigger relationship dealbreakers to worry about, like the complete lack of personality. And yeah, Solas is bald. So's Patrick Stewart, and I know women who would have their vaginas mounted on a hellfire missile just so they could fly a drone to his house and fire it at him. 22:55, May 13, 2014 (UTC)

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Is it just me or is it that most, if not all, of the possible romance options are very ugly? Cassandra looks like a man (since she is a soldier), Varric is a dwarf, Vivienne is really ugly, Cullen is anti-magi and Solas is bald... :( --Darth Hammu (talk) 18:10, May 13, 2014 (UTC)

I’d rather have them the way they are now than sexed up bimbos running around in steel underwear Blighter (talk) 19:28, May 13, 2014 (UTC)

Maybe the female elf looks sexy... I dunno I go for the personality, I like damaged women (Morrigan & Isabela)--Dave The Maniac (talk) 19:34, May 13, 2014 (UTC)

Wow, really? I think they look fine, but heck we all have our views. I think Vivienne looks awesome, Cass looks good- bioware are going away from a stereotypical good looking woman in games, (i bet there's more to be named in other games) but i feel as though they've done a good job.Lazare326 (talk) 20:08, May 13, 2014 (UTC)

Uhm, excuse me, but Varric is a sexy beast. You be jelly :P WhiteClaudia (talk) 20:19, May 13, 2014 (UTC)

I think Vivienne is hot. I mean, she seems like a horrendous person, but she LOOKS good. --TheQunAndFriends (talk) 20:56, May 13, 2014 (UTC)

I can certainly see where the original poster is coming from. Bwahaha. Just according to my tastes, I don't like how Cassandra looks because 'tough' women don't really appeal to me, Solas looks like Zathrian's cousin after a severe crystal meth bender, Vivienne looks ridiculous in those outfits even if I wasn't already turned off by coloured women. Varric... now that is a sexy man. Cullen, seen enough of him already; not interested. As for the female elf? Haven't seen her yet since I've avoided trailers and lots of concept art, but I hear she might have a bad attitude, a la Morrigan, so probably not for me either. EzzyD (talk) 21:12, May 13, 2014 (UTC)

You're not very good at this whole "trolling" thing, huh? But that's okay, I can tell it's new to you. Stick with it, you'll get better. At least, I hope you're trolling because I don't wanna believe anyone is that shallow. Yes, Varric is a dwarf. Well spotted. No obstacle to romance, though, and if you don't believe me ask Peter Dinklage and his hot wife. Cassandra, like many women, has short hair, not broad shoulders and a penis. I'm not sure how those could ever be confused. Vivienne is black. I don't like your implication that's unattractive. I notice you didn't mention Cullen's looks, but I wouldn't worry about the anti-mage thing. He has bigger relationship dealbreakers to worry about, like the complete lack of personality. And yeah, Solas is bald. So's Patrick Stewart, and I know women who would have their vaginas mounted on a hellfire missile just so they could fly a drone to his house and fire it at him. 22:55, May 13, 2014 (UTC)