Amused by all the talk of how much Dragon Age 2 is "teh suxxorz" and the generally absurdity of the growing belief of Bioware being Ruined FOREVER I've decided to start this silly thread. Post your satirically beliefs on how Bioware will ruin the Dragon Age franchise based on their history, new trends in gaming, food, whatever.
Bioware will add killstreaks to the combat in Dragon Age 3.--B. Dynamite Tabris (talk) 07:07, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
They'll ignore it for years and then annonce a DA mmo.CrowInvictus (talk) 07:48, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
They'll release "Dragon Age: Extreme Beach Volleyball" featuring the whole female cast of both games.
Seriously though, you can't neglect the fact that Bioware probably made just enough money from DA II so that they didn't lose money from it. If SW:TOR doesn't make enough money, they may very well be "ruined". Lemonaidz (talk) 08:32, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
It'll feature an epic cutscene of the protagonist jumping a large distance/height to slay a large creature, possibly an Ancient Landshark... Phylarion (talk) 08:34, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
Bioware will make a Mass Effect crossover when Flemmeth and Sandal hook up and create the Reapers.
You will play as Default Hero unless you buy the Character Customisation DLC.
Female Elves have now vanished along with Female Dwarves. Transvestite Elves will still be around and Zevran, looking even worse than in DA2 has joined them.
Duncan is back as a ghost and will continually tell any Wardens to "Use the taint, Warden".
Oghren will return as a fan favourite. If he died in Awakening then he will explain that Ser-Pounce-A-Lot saved his life by merging with him, since Ser-Pounce-A-Lot was really the Kitty demon who survived Honnleath even if you thought you killed her.
Party members will include Oghren, Schmooples, Dog, Varric, Revan, Wade, Herren and Hubert. Only Oghren and Hubert will come with the game, the rest will be day one DLC.
Hawke will be the big evil you have to kill, having been driven mad by a bit of idol that got stuck under his/her fingernails during the fight with Meredith. At the very end a portal will open and Morrigan will step out (along with the Warden depending on events in Witch Hunter) and kill Hawke for you then the Reapers will destroy everything and the Cycle of Extinction begins. Oh and it turns out the Reapers are also the original Sith.
Then the hero wakes up and It Was All Just A Dream. Unless you buy the Into The Fade DLC where you get to experience the same dream all over again but with different choices you can make which will effect between two to five whole lines of dialogue.Rayvio (talk) 08:37, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
- it wouldn't take much to ruin the series for me, now. but, any more Flemeth or Sandal would do it. having them in only one not half-assed game makes them more memorable to me. Meh92 (talk) 1:53 PM, April 29, 2011 (PST)
Bioware will just go "Fuck this we can't save this franchise!" and will start working on Jade Empire 2.--B. Dynamite Tabris (talk) 08:41, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
In Dragon age 3 bioware will make the warden return with metal armor that has been welded into his screen and a strange shaped helmet. You play as hawke then near the end you have a fight with him on a bridge. He then cuts your right hand off then he says "Did Sandal ever tell you the truth about what happend to your father" hawke responds "yes he told me ENCHANTMENT" warden: "NO! I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dragon Age 3 will be developed by Obsidian. *ba-dum tsh!*--B. Dynamite Tabris (talk) 09:43, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
They'll re-release Dragon Age:Origins Director's Cut, Which will have the scene of Loghain's death with him out of nowhere striking at either the warden or Alistar first before he dies, plus random creatures that didn't originally exist in the series will walk in front of the screen to ad "environment." Then in Dragon Age II Special Edition they will ad in a pointless backstory where you are expected to sympathize with Meredith and/or Orsino as you see them slaughter children and random bandits for an extremist emotion that isn't clearified, with them betraying there best friend and killing their lover which you're not sure if they were in love because of poor character writting. All this as the opening movie with a new motion camera for you to interact with the story...vaguely. Sir Fritz (talk) 10:10, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
Somehow I doubt Obsidian can ruin games. In fact I wish they'd been the ones to do DA2, like the good old days of NWN and KoTOR. Oh, and DA3 will feature the awesome button.
Dragon age 3 will feature quick time events, where you must perform button sequences for the most tedious of tasks, like hand gestures, or walking up a steep hill, or breathing. Also, Dragon age 2 will be re-released for the PS3 in a years time, but will be comparable with the playstation move in replacement to the idea of fixing the problems that already exist within the game. Sevarian10 (talk) 03:38, April 26, 2011 (UTC)Sevarian10
- Obsidian will make a fairly good Dragon Age game, just that it will have missing content and have no ending.--B. Dynamite Tabris (talk) 03:49, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
An elderly Sketch will become the main protaganist. That is all. Seriously, that is all. Subject 14 (talk) 03:52, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
They'll let me write it. Anchovy93 (talk) 03:53, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
All future DA games will feature Wardens discovering a new tier of power beyond mere Grey Wardens. There will be Super Grey Warden, Super Grey Warden 2 and Super Grey Warden 3. And the return of the Ginyu force. And Eoin Colfer as lead writer (I actually wouldn't mind that). Quirkynature (talk) 04:12, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
The Dragon Age franchise will be highly prolific but by the 8th or 10th game most fans will believe it has stopped being a quality series. Old writers will leave and be replaced by new writers that don't get why Dragon Age was so beloved in the first place and instead rely on modern pop culture references and celebrity cameos. One game will be made with some old writers and will briefly bring back credibility to the series only for it to disappear again. Meanwhile The Bioware Doctors will be too busy having money fights to restore artistic credibility.--B. Dynamite Tabris (talk) 04:22, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
The release date for DA3: Dating Sim will be set for August 2011. Anders will be the redhead mohawked protagonist, with a choice of voice-acting by Justin Bieber or Iggy Pop. Connor and Dog will be romanceable companions with a canon four-way with either First Enchanter Irving or Mhairi. The whole thing will actually be a story told by Marjolaine (who is from Tevinter - Orlesians have Jamaican accents), trying to cheer up a Shale whose fear of being pooped on by an Archdemon has just come true. Futonrevoltion (talk) 04:51, April 26, 2011 (UTC)Futonrevoltion
Continuing the event of DA2, “Dragon Age 3 – Trail of the Champion” (kudos if you get what that is a reference to) will focus on Varric as the main character. Unlike the predecessors, DA3 won’t allow traditional companions. Instead they will go back to a NWN1 henchman stile. A single character will follow Varric around, but without our direct control. It will instead be controlled by a poorly done IA that will prevent it from calculating the best route around a canyon if the bridge is more then 10 meters away.
As Varric, we will not be allowed to play as other then a rogue, and Bianca will also be the only weapon we will be allowed to use. Instead of finding weapons and armours we find upgrades.
The game itself will focus on Varrics quest to find Hawke. It will be a completely linear game without any real sidequest. As soon as he has discovered another lead to Hawkes location he will immediately travel there and leave the old area inaccessible.
After a long are tiresome journey he finds himself back Kirkwall, or more precisely the aliange of Kirkwall (for we wont be able to see the entire city this time around). In Merrills old house stands a now completed and active eluvian. As Varric is about to touch it, he is attacked by a giant "Elder Varterral" that is bigger then a high dragon.
After an epic battle, that more or less destroys lowtown, where Varric gets the help of old allies from DA2 that haven’t been mentioned once before, he is finally victorious. Unfortunately he discovers as he returns to Merrils house after the battle, that the mirror have unfortunately been knocked over and have shattered.
“Well he/she is beyond my reach now” Varric says in his usual dry voice, goes the to the Hanged man, that is of inexplicable reasons the only building in Lowtown that was not destroyed. He orders an ale from the barkeep that is apparently oblivious of the destruction outside and starts to tell his story to a masked stranger that is revealed to the protagonist of the next game and a member of an as of yet unknown secret society.-rphb- (talk) 08:40, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
- Also, in the battle against the Varterral, Zevran comes to aid for you, even though you had the option to kill him before in the game when he tried to assassinate you. Some other random minor character from DAO, like Ser Gilmore or Trickster Whim, also appears in the battle, but that's just because he wasn't really dead when you shot an arrow right into his head. That was just a fleshwound, anyway. Lemonaidz (talk) 11:19, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
- Also I think I forgot to mention. All the areas that Varric travels through are reused slightly moderated areas from DA2 and DA:O. At several random occasions we will ran into Sandel. He is like before except he has a new voice actor that gives him a big booming voice "ENCHANTMENT". Varric is also getting a new voice actor of course. One that none of us have ever heard of, but is quite possibly paid in grams of cocaine instead of money.---rphb- (talk) 11:33, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
- You forgot about how the AI keeps falling off of bridges, causing an instant Game Over, and Varric gets stuck in a loop of saying, "I can't leave without my buddy, Superfly!" even after entering a new map. Also, when you talk to Arelas after beating the dungeon (with trash mobs having one lifebar that reads "Trash Mob"), he says, "The DLC for the Champion's Seal has been unlocked! Please click on the PayPal link below!" Futonrevoltion (talk) 11:44, April 26, 2011 (UTC)Futonrevoltion
- Exactly, and to improve the integration the game will only be available to PC on digital download via Steam. But there will be a lot of DLC's to DA3, in fact there will be hundreds of them, none of them containing more then a single item or a short quest, but we will be made blatantly aware of all of them, due to the big red icon that will be flashing in the top left corner, as soon as we are near any place where they are.
- But there will also be many improvments however. For instance in this game Varric will be wearing a green outfit and a pointed felt hat, and the Fex race will be introduced to be a 20cm tall humanoid race with butterfly wings that glows blue in the dark.-rphb- (talk) 12:10, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
Let's talk pretend to be corporate cock suckers. DEAR OVER LORDS AT EA, PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY. I WILL GIVE YOU 60 BUCKS FOR A 20 MINUTE GAME AS LONG AS THERES WOMEN WITH LARGE BREASTS. PLEASE OH PLEASE
- Would you pay 60$ if it was a virtual doll game where you could take off ALL of her clothes and make her "do stuff"?-rphb- (talk) 12:48, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
- Maybe if it looked like Morrigan..
- It would take place in a room in an unknown location and would centre around Morrigan and a male warden. It would only be available on Wii with motion detectors and you have to be at least 21 to play. And yes it would only contain 20 minutes of playtime, but it would have infinite replayerbility. Now I am not an expert on this as english is my second language, but playtime means something like this right? ---rphb- (talk) 13:46, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
And there will be a trio of people known as The Interruptors, whose only function is to walk between other characters during private conversation, blocking their view, and say things like, "isn't this a nice game", "I wish I were pretty", and "oh look, elves".AL-istaria (talk) 15:54, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
Dragon Age III will begin with this average joe character in reality and we go through his normal day where he goes to work and eats and all that, until suddenly he's being sucked into a magical portal that brings him into the world of Thedas. When he arrives there, he just happens to fall unto an Archdemon, killing the Archdemon, ending the blight and becoming an accidental hero. Then a lot of other random stuff happens around him and some characters ask him about his opinion on what is going on, but he will never actually do anything but standing by while random crap happens around him. That way, we can all relate more easily to the character and he will be even more realistic. We will also be able to use a dozen different ways and tones of saying something whenever we are asked about our opinion. Lemonaidz (talk) 22:34, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
The Architect is Revan who went alone to the fringes of Thedas to fight an unknown threat by himself, not taking Bastila--I mean Utha--with him. Meanwhile, Orlais becomes overrun with criminals and Batman must rescue Talia al Ghul, setting the stage for Batman: Arkham City 2. Varric discovers the Portal gun and immediately abandons Bianca, becoming the Champion of the Korcari Wilds. The Grey Wardens in the Anderfels hire Sam Fisher to teach them how to fight and Flemeth is revealed to be the Ariqun, oddly enough. Abeloth enslaves Ben and lets go of the Horn twins, while Daala lifts the ban on the Jedi and Captain John Geary is captured by the aliens who are revealed to be very smart darkspawn.
Unfortunately, it all comes crashing down when somewhere Hawke divides by zero. Quirkynature (talk) 21:48, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
Dragon age 3 will be a varied Dragon age 2 just like how Square Enix always reuse the old final fantasy to make new one Iamin7ove (talk) 01:34, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
In the NEW and IMPROVED DA3 combat will be even faster!!! How will Bioware do this? It's called 'AI Button-Pushing Mouse-Clicking'. The AI determines the best player attack each time the player pushes a gamepad or mouse button!!! Its so so fast!!! The player just pushes the button or clicks the mouse!!! Did we mention that it's really really fast!!!
And to make combat even faster, DA3 will eliminate all of those stupid companions!!! Since the player doesn't have to worry about the companions, combat moves at light speed!!! It's so fast.
And another good thing about not having companions is that the player doesn't have to talk to them!!! You know what that means. Yup, more combat!!! And it's soooo fast!!! WarPaint (talk) 03:54, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
In DA3 players will be cast as "The Guy", perhaps the most quintessential character in Dragon Age to date. Players will be given the option to make "The Guy" any combination of Human, Male, and Warrior they want, and he will be fully voiced. Players will only ever have to hit the enter key to decide when "The Guy" will say his lines during conversations, giving them the a great degree of choice in deciding whether "The Guy" is an attentive and active conversationalist, or a frequently pausing and indecisive speaker. Combat will be lightning quick, cutting out the need for strategy, companions, and variety in favor of making way for endless waves of nameless thugs and shades for "The Guy" to engage by pressing the attack button which will then initiate a pre-rendered cut scene of "The Guy" doing battle. Featuring over 5 locations and a stunning dismissal of prior world/plot elements, DA3 isn't the game Dragon Age Fans want, but it's the Game they deserve.
- Pre-order a copy today and receive the special N7 armor of the fabled Knight-Commander Shepard as well as 25% of the game that was cut for DLC purposes absolutely free!
--174.3.126.170 (talk) 04:33, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
Despite the timeline telling us otherwise, it will be revealed that Hawke is the OGB and was adopted by Leandra. In a city that hovers above Tevinter the Warden and Hawke will do battle. After a grueling fight, the Warden will chop off Hawke's hand with his dagger during a cut scene (despite possibly being a mage or wielding a massive sword) and proclaim "Hawke, I am your father." This will unlock a 2 week trial of The Old Republic on PC.The Ren (talk) 05:24, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
The movie game opens with a staring contest between an ogre (now twice as big as in previous games) and our hero, Mike Hunt, whose character model is based on Bruce Willis. Then Hunt yells "You killed my father, you bastard!", jumps up into the air towards the ogre's head and at this point you will have the option between killing the ogre with a sword or an axe. After defeating the ogre, a giant dragon appears, only to transform into a sexy 20 year old version of Flemeth, whose character model is based on Megan Fox. In the end, it turns out that it's all been just the crazy rambling of Charlie Sheen after he consumed too much tiger blood and cocaine.Lemonaidz (talk) 13:21, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
The Grey Wardens recruit Jon Snow and the nights guard into their numbers, together they battle to banish the Darkothers from Thederos. Meanwhile, you play as Daenerys Targaryen, you spend a few hours of gameplay building your spaceship, then another few conquering planets, about half way through, you recruit commander shepeard, Link, Gandalf, F33ty the giant penis and Hodor, who is romanceable. When you get to Thedas, you recruit the Grey Watch and end up in a giant battle between the Alliance from Wow, the Alliance from Mass Effect, The Orlais army, King Stannis's army, the Grey Watch, The people of hyrule, the fellowship of tyhe ring and the penisinese against the darkothers, the lannisters, the horde, the reapers, gannondwarf, orcs and the Qunari. --Cpt. Miller (talk) 16:41, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
....Add Multiplayer?--Tengu101 (talk) 17:24, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Add Felicia Day. --Nettie Amell (talk) 17:29, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
BioWare will sell Dragon Age to Ninja Theory. 201.17.170.79 (talk) 17:35, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
EAWare will market a game controller with a button labeled "AWESOME." Not only will this button make the Warden do unbelievably awesome things, like Hawke, but it also comes with a Bluetooth dongle that attaches to the players gonads. Gonad-ons will be sold to provide varying stimulation during love scenes. The gonad-ons will be released every 3 weeks, at a cost of $9.95 each, and later releases will only work if the previous release has been purchased.
The gonad-ons-
- 1 will be "Sweet Iona/Sweet Dairren."
- 2 will be the "Warden's Right Hand- Wow, Leliana Looks Hot While I Lay In My Sleeping Bag."
- 3 will be the "Warden's Left Hand- Wow, Morrigan Looks Hot While I Lay In My Sleeping Bag."
- 4 will be a half-priced, foreplay edition-"Alistair's Prickly Rose/A Lamppost in Winter"
- 5 will be "Zevran- Awesome, anytime you desire awesome."
- 6 will be an add-on battery pack for those that abused number 5, for $29.95
- 7 will be "Sten- Awesomly Aggressive", complete with a leather strap to bite down upon.
- 8 will be "Morrigan"
- 9 will be "Morrigan's unkind jolt" for those that try to ask questions Morrigan does not like.
- 10 will be "Warden's Both Hands- What Do I Need To Do To Nail Leliana?"
- 11 will be "Leliana- It's About Time!"
- 12 will be "The Pearl"
- 13 will be a triple-priced "The Pearl-Threesome!"
- 14 will be "The Dark Ritual"
- 15 will be "The Girls of Darktown"
- 16 will be a $59.95 Special edition, that includes "Lady of the Forest- I Got Wood!", in addition to experiences with other NPC's.
Two months after #16, EaWare will release "Warden Loves All of Thedas- The Gonadathon" for $149.95, which includes all of the previous gonad-ons, and a special "Isolde- Bang Me Tee-Gahn/ Donkey Punch Me Warden" stimulation.
EaWare will also team with Glade to provide scent plug-ins to enrich the gonad-on experience. "Through the use of the AWESOME Button, the Glade-on will produce the scents of Thedas!"
"Leliana's Flower" promises to be a big seller.
Okay, I feel dirty now. LVTDUDE (talk) 18:00, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Dragon Age 3 will actually be a 3 hour long cutscene in which you get to listen to Anders. He will not be humorous in any way, and will instead be giving a lecture on why the Templars suck, and why mages are awesome, and he will in no way acknowledge how he is a beacon of hypocrisy. There will be a written exam at the end. But wait! Fear not fans of Bioware, for the game will still emphasize choice! Once you have finished Anders' lecture you will be able to choose to spend money on the Professor Fenris DLC- in which Fenris will spend 2 hours explaining why mages suck. Eight months later Bioware will release yet another DLC in which a very grumpy Carver will attempt to explain Bioware's absolutely ridiculous claim that Hawke is THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THEDAS EVERZ!. It will only be eight minutes long and will end with an exasperated Carver exclaiming that the very idea is bulls**t.--Liam Sionnach (talk) 18:11, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
They release dragon age 3, the rest of this redemption, and that anime movie.174.45.9.40 (talk) 18:50, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
In DA 3 you will have the choice of playing as either the Warden, Hawke, or a new character. Regardless of the decisions you made in the first two games, this character will be named The Hawke Warden and will be a male human warrior. The character model will be fixed at the default model for a male Hawke.
The story takes place three years before Varric tells his story to Casandra. It turns out that everything Varric told her was a lie and the Champion of Kirkwall never even existed. Instead, Andres did everything Hawke did.
The game begins as the Hawke Warden fights a bunch of darkspawn in the Korcari Wilds because they burned down his house while he was outside taking a piss. The Hawke Warden then slaughters all three darkspawn before he is confronted by a deadly Hurlock Alpha. A boss battle ensues, and the Hawke Warden emerges victorious. Flemeth then appears - she looks exactly like Morrigan except she has grey eyes. Flemeth explains to the Hawke Warden that she is actually Andraste and that she cast a spell which revived everyone and everything the original Warden killed in origins in order to revive her lover Leliana. Unfortunately this also resurrected the Archdemon, so the Fifth Blight is now re-occurring in Orais just as the Mage-Templar War begins. It's the Hawke Warden's job to recruit allies in order to re-kill the Archdemon. Along the way every single companion form both Origins and DA2 is recruitable (expect Morrigan and Merrill, see below), and every single one is romanceable, except for Dog, who is only romanceable after you do his quest in the Bestiality DLC.
Eventually, the Hawke Warden and his party reach the Grand Cathedral in Val Royaeux where they confront the revived Archdemon. Unfortunately, Morrigan has constructed a giant Eluvian with the help of Merill, and just as they arrive the Archdemon goes through the portal. Merill then transforms into a gigantic Pride Abomination which the party has to fight as Morrigan escapes through the Eluvian.
After an "epic" (tediously long) boss battle against Merrill, the Hawke Warden & co. follow Morrigan and the Archdemon through the Eluvian and reach the Black City. Here, Morrigan explains that the only way to truly, ultimately and forever kill the Archdemon is to slay it in the Black City, which is why she tricked the Hawke Warden into following her through the Eluvian. When the Hawke Warden asks her why the hell she didn't just tell him that, Morrigan says she didn't think he would believe her. The Hawke Warden then fights the Archdemon (possibly again).
When the battle ends, the Architect appears and absorbs his essence. The Architect explains that he is both the OGB and Corypheus, and that obtaining the soul of the Old God Urthemiel a second time gave him the ability to time travel. With this power, traveled back to Ancient Tevinter and became Corypheus, assaulted the Golden city with his cronies, became the first darkspawn, slept for hundreds of years and then awakened and took on the name the Architect to manipulate the events of origins, thus ensuring his own conception. He then manipulated the events of Awakening because he was bored and didn't want to go back to sleep yet. After the Warden killed him in Awakening (which happened regardless of the choices your Warden made), the Architect turned into Corypheus again, so that "Hawke" (Andres in DA2) could kill him a second time, so that he could possess a new body, so that he could sneak through the gigantic Eluvian after the Hawke Warden, so that he could absorb Urthemiel's essence again and gain time traveling powers.
The Architect/OGB/Corypheus then says that he had made himself present at all four previous Blights in order to absorb all of the Old God essences. He also awakened the other two OGs in the future and caused two more Blights so that he could absorb their essences.
The Architect/OGB/Corypheus states that his Grand Master Plan is now complete, and he has enough power to kill the Maker and destroy all of Thedas, which was his goal all along because he thinks life sucks and he hates everything, because that's how his mother raised him to be. (Thanks Morrigan)
An insanely long Epic Ultimate Final Final boss battle ensues, which contains repeats of the Architect fight, the Corypheus fight, and six identical Archdemon fights. The final phase is also an Archdemon fight but it’s extra long because his Dumat form has 100 million HP.
After the Architect/OGB/Corypheus is dead the Black City becomes the Golden City again and Flemeth/Andraste appears to congratulate the Hawke Warden for saving...everything. She then goes "psyke!" and transforms into the Maker, which is just a gigantic golden sun. Thus the Ultimate Final Final, seriously this is THE FINAL Boss battle begins. Unfortunately it is impossible to win as the Maker has infinite HP and is immune to all physical attacks and absorbs all magical attacks. But it’s also impossible to lose because the Maker auto-revives any character if they die. The only way to actually beat the game is to pause it and then seek out David Gaider IRL and kick him in the balls. This causes a "time reboot" in game. Thedas is now occupied entirely by the Qunari, except for Morrigan who survived the reboot by jumping out of the Eluvian just before you kicked David Gaider in the sack.
The only thing to do at this point is to engage in a heavily censored threesome with Sten, Morrigan, and the Arishok.
So basically, if Bioware merges with Square Enix.
--Sandal Amell (talk) 20:57, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Add guns like they did in Fable and Risen. First it was Varric who had a gun-like weapon, now Prosper, but he's more of a Ezio's hidden blade gun kind of guy.I'm quite sure there'll be more stuff like that in DA3. Henio0 (talk) 23:00, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Your player character will start out with amnesia. Nuff said.
Hawke will have to face Flemeth in the Fade. This is complicated by the fact that Flemeth has replicated herself, taking over every other life form in the Fade, all wearing black suits and sunglasses. During the ensuing fight Hawke discovers they need to sacrifice themself in order for both of them to be destroyed. Hawke's body in the 'real world' is then laid to rest by the machines, which were created in collaboration between the Dwarves and the humans, only to take over the world. In the last scene, Varric is wearing a black leather trench coat and black, rimless sunglasses, stating that he still believes Hawke is the most important person in Dragon Age history, or as he now puts it, they were 'The One'. S13Kuro [talk] 04:13, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
- I would love to see someone Photoshop some images of DA characters dressed Matrix-style. TheUnknown285 (talk) 08:16, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
- Well, it's not exactly The Matrix, but close enough methinks ;-) Dorquemada (talk) 10:48, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
- P.S. Drat! How could I forget this? Also, I highly recommend to browse that dude's gallery for Mafia DA2, GTA DA2, and my personal favourite - Forever Alone Illusive Man. Dorquemada (talk) 10:54, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
At the behest of EA, BioWare adds color commentary from John Madden who repeats lines about unstoppable forces meeting immovable objects ad naseum and "boom" every time you fight something. In addition, there will be constant advertisements for the next Madden game. DA3 will update solely to change the year in the game's title for the advertisement. TheUnknown285 (talk) 04:26, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
- I like this one. Tommyspa (talk) 04:31, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
- Thank you. TheUnknown285 (talk) 08:16, October 16, 2011 (UTC)