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Ohren is great, if you kiss alistair in frony of him he does the creepy perv line about liking watching then when he asks alistair about with he is getting up to jiggliies or whatever with the boss its sooo funny. I stopped for a while just to listen, Hhahaha.


Shale is fairly amusing too when you chat to her.Diidii (talk) 22:39, May 29, 2010 (UTC)diidii


Yeah the conversation with Leilaina in the camp later on is funny, she pretty much asks if Alistair is good in bed- cheeky cow!. Personally I like most of the Alistair dialogue when he is being all shy etc and the questioning their femaleness.

Do any of the female characters have lines like that if you chat them up witha male warden?

Oh Zev is such a tart too. Oh this not is is possible to romance Zev, Alsitair and Leilana at once? or does it all go horribly wrong. Now watching Zev and Alistair duel over the warden would be funnyDiidii (talk) 08:11, May 29, 2010 (UTC)Diidii


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Hi

I was playing last night with my Human rogue noble who is romancing Alistair- walking along to the proving Grounds when Wynne suddenly gives Alistair the "so its time you found out where babies come" from chat. I have to say that was soo funny. I guess you may only get it with a relationship with Alistair but it made me laugh so much I forgot what i should have been doing and ajust stopped to listen. Eek its like being given the facts of life by your gran.Diidii 15:55, May 28, 2010 (UTC)Diidii

I love that conversation also especially the part where he goes, "Andraste's flaming sword, I know where babies come from!" Hilarious. Then he blushes. Did you also catch him sort of complimenting her during the Return to Ostagar Quest? She says something really funny concerning him sleeping with her. Fantasyeve87 17:09, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
I love that conversation!! Also the one where she catches Alistair watching the warden. Cats and pigeons, and glaces in which you don't see anything. Hilarious. I also all of his attemps to get advice, from Leliana about 'wooing' and then when he asks wynne about "what someone told you that they loved you." and questioning their femaleness. They are all great. Everyone gives him so much trouble about being in a relatinship with the warden, even shale and then all the grief from oghren. Poor guy. Have you every had Lelianan's "so you and alistair" conversation in a town where he is present. That is priceless! Lady Kathlyn 17:36, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
The awkward banter about sex always makes me laugh, I really like the stuff between Zevran and Shale. "Oh? That is not such a terrible thought. Creating a new life can be a great deal of fun." "Not always. When a golem is created, it involves an agony one would not believe. How fun is that, painted elf?" "Oh, I don't know. It could be plenty of fun, if done right." In awakening the stuff between Oghren and Velanna is pretty good to. "Why do your people revere the stone so much?" "It's because we come from the stone. When we come out of our mothers, we're small round rocks. Pink streaked rocks are girls, and gray ones are boys. The rocks must be dipped in lava for a few moments each day to keep warm. Every year, a few unlucky parents drop the rock into the lava and can't get it out. Very sad. But do it right, and in a few weeks, the rock cracks open, revealing a bouncing dwarven baby. " --Aedan Cousland 17:45, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oghren is my favourite, no doubt. Both in DAO and DAA. In DAA hes even funnier. Hes banter with Leliana is allways interesting. And Leliana and Sten's banter. "Softie!" "Stop calling me that! What does that even mean?" "Softie,softie!" Hahahahaha!!!Markurion 18:14, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
I also love the conversation between Wynne and Alistair when he asks her to repair his clothes or when she reacts so indignantly after finding a filthy sock in her bedroll... because "socks are sneaky like that" Haha!
--21:15 May 28, 2010 (UTC)
To Lady Kathlyn, I have had that conversation with Leliana in town. I saw it for the first time yesterday. I was so hilarious. "Why is she giggling, what are you guys giggling about?" I replied with, "Uh...darkspawn." Ha ha. Giggling about darkspawn. Awesome.XD Fantasyeve87 (talk) 00:21, May 29, 2010 (UTC)
It's even better if you tell what you are actually talking about. I just hope my character is really good in bed, because he gets so much grief about it from everyone.
Love the sneaky socks and the fact that the dog doesn't know that Oghren has his pants back, which will be his downfall. Cracks me up every time. Lady Kathlyn (talk) 04:39, May 29, 2010 (UTC)


Hey Diidii-

Yes, you CAN pick up all 3 romances for a female in 1 playthrough. Here's what worked for me...Lelianna 1st, she will step aside for Alistair, because you belong together. You can still be best buds and shoe shop and get your hair done ;). Zevran will also, step aside for Alistair. Oddly, after Zev stepped aside, Alistair later got to jealousy stage, and all clingy and choose, so I let him walk and went BACK to Zev. Since Zev's whole love thing doesn't trigger until after Talisien, apparently even if you tell him there's someone else, or tell Alistair you will stay with him and dump Zev, Zev will still "go back to the tent". I've had that happen on 2 different playthroughs now.


It took me 4 playthroughs to figure out the balancing act to keep both boys happy, but that's doable as well. Ozena Lyn (talk) 12:11, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

ok, and for all those, like me, that the whole "indent" thing is driving crazy...I can't get it to work initially, but if I save, and then come back IN a 2nd time to re-edit my post, it will let me delete extra indents. Ozena Lyn (talk) 12:14, May 29, 2010 (UTC)
Aedan Cousland? Where did you pick up that conversation with Oghren and Velanna? I placed those two in grp exactly to see their conversations, cause i was REALLY interested in banter between dwarf and elf, but i never saw that conversation.Markurion (talk) 18:01, May 29, 2010 (UTC)
I don't remember where I had that conversation come up, but Sigrun actually brings it up with Oghren later on. All of the compaions have dialogue pages on the wiki that show everything they say, you can read through them to see if you missed something. Here's a link to Oghren's. EDIT: I just looked at the Oghren dialogue page, that conversatin isn't on it, but it is Velaana dialogue page --Aedan Cousland (talk) 19:24, May 29, 2010 (UTC)
Some of my favorite conversations are Zevran vs Whomever. He's quite cleverly written, and is actually very complex- well worth taking the time to cultivate. One of my favorites is Zevran and Dog-
-Zevran: I noticed some dog drool in my pack this morning.
-Dog: (Happy Bark)
-Zevran: Not that I live to make accusations. And I even appreciate the artistry behind a good burgle when I see it, to tell the truth. But leaving all that drool as evidence? Sloppy.
-Dog: (Happy bark)
-Zevran: I'll take that as an apology.
-Dog: (Happy Bark)
-Zevran: I'm so glad you're pleased. It really is quite something to find such enthusiasm in one's companions.
-Dog: (Ecstatic bark)
-Zevran: I agree. Go, team. Hurrah.
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