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Just for a bit of random sillyness, can you think of the best joke that is mage and templar related? --GamerGuy27 (talk) 15:15, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Oh this is going to be painful. Xelestial (talk) 00:02, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

By "walk into a bar", do you mean they come together? or accidentally walk in at the same time? or one is already in the bar and another come in? I'm not getting it. --PierceTheTruth

I'm pretty sure he means they come together. Xelestial (talk) 01:12, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

It doesn't even have to be a bar joke, i just thought it made a decent title, And yes I'm sure it will be Xelestial :) --GamerGuy27 (talk) 11:58, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

A templar and a mage walks into a bar the templar says:
-Doesn't you hate to pee in these places?
-Thats why I don't wear pants.
(sorry for the bad joke) ParagonBroska (talk) 16:46, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Female mage: Hey there lovely!
Templar: Is that, lyrium in your lips? APOSTITUTE!
That's all I could think of.
NicKeL BreaD _Talk 16:52, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

An escaped mage is caught by templars and dragged back to be judged by the Knight-Commander.

The Knight-Commander says, “Mage, you broke out of the Circle, caused a riot in the town square, and incurred the wrath of a local noble for exposing his…‘love triangle’ with two of his wife’s servants. What do you have to say for yourself?”

And the mage says, “I need to shape up?”

--HELO (talk) 17:44, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. The mage turns to the templar and says "You're lucky you're so short. That hurt like mad!" I know I got something mixed up in that but i cant seem to remember what... Crimpycracker (talk) 04:47, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A mage walks into a bar, a templar says "My job is done." 174.45.9.40 (talk) 09:52, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. The templar says, "Barkeep, I'd like to buy my good friend the finest drink in the house." The barkeep turns to the mage and says, "You need to stop with this Blood Magic crap". -- tierrie talk contr 10:02, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. The templar says "die apostate!" and chops the mage's head off. The templar then orders a drink. The end.

--Sandal Amell (talk) 20:39, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a Templar walk into a bar. The templar looks up and sees his commander standing in front of him giving him a 'aaaahhh now I know look'. The templar goes "Yes sir this is why I have been late to work in the mornings."

Sorry but I got nothing. This was the first thing that came to mind. Emmalee (talk) 21:42, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A Mage and a templar walk into a bar, with the HoF. After defeating the regents men, they get to listen to some Ginger Rogue ramble on about her dreams of some 'maker' and spout chantry propaganda for the rest of the game. M.Dragon (talk) 22:15, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

This one got a laugh out of me. Good one =D Emilia Amell (talk) 00:21, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. The barkeep whispers to the mage "Aren't you afraid of getting caught?" The two then erupt in laughter. --Alexiolio (talk) 23:00, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a Templar walk into a bar. The Templar is ranting at the mage about harboring blood mages or some other crazy S**t. A bar fight ensues and Varric walks in and sees the mess. He says "Aren't you supposed to be sorting this out with the grand cleric or something? You should do that. That guy you killed is bleeding on my floor." The mage and the Templar leave. As they are about to enter the Chantry they start fighting again. The Champion of Kirkwall chooses that moment to appear and some irrelevant dialogue is exchanged. At the end of it a vengeance abomination shows up and blows the chantry to hell. The Templar goes bat-s**t crazy and orders the circle nullified. AFter a brief battle, the details of which are completely irrelevant, both the mage and Templar are dead and the stage is set for WWIX. 173.21.194.202 (talk) 03:01, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. The barkeeper asks "What is this, some kind of a joke?" Thekmt (talk) 05:30, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

I was gonna write the same thing. :P Anyway, here's another one.

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. The bartender start telling them latest gossip in Bodahn's voice. Henio0 (talk) 09:15, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

So far, only Tierrie and Thekmt made me laugh. Good ones! :D Lemme try now:

A mage and a templar walks into a bar.Templars asks for ale from barkeep. Barkeep responds: This is 21st century, we have beer not ale. Templar looks to mage: Cut the crap will ya?! Markurion (talk) 12:56, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

in the 21st century, we still have ale, too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ale M.Dragon (talk) 14:38, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

I meant more like: Nobody drinks ale anymore! Sorry for misunderstanding. I'm clearly not very good jokemaker! :D Markurion (talk) 17:09, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a Templar walk into a bar. The Templar leaves. The mage doesn't. 173.21.194.202 (talk) 13:48, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Good one! :) Thekmt (talk) 16:21, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you! 173.21.194.202 (talk) 17:00, October 22, 2011 (UTC)+

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. after having a few drinks they go outside for some physical exercise, the mage makes a run for it, jumps in the lake and swims for the other side. the Templar can't follow because he's wearing full body armour. The mage is caught a week later. -- Because I Can - WhiteAden 18:55, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

The mage wouldn't happen to be Anders would it? And the person telling this wouldn't happen to be Finn, would he? 173.21.194.202 (talk) 19:00, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

NEVER, hahaha! -- Because I Can - WhiteAden 19:11, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a Tempar walk into a bar. An abomination leaves. --Isolationistmagi (talk) 02:00, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. The Hero of Ferelden asks them why they weren't there to help fight off Loghain's henchmen. Awkward silence ensues. --CommanderCousland (talk) 02:27, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

Ha! Best one yet. --Isolationistmagi (talk) 02:29, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

Morrigan and Alistair walk into a bar, Alistair gets drunk and makes a pass at Morrigan ... Swooping is proved to be bad --GamerGuy27 (talk) 12:07, October 24, 2011 (UTC)