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Just for a bit of random sillyness, can you think of the best joke that is mage and templar related? --GamerGuy27 (talk) 15:15, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Oh this is going to be painful. Xelestial (talk) 00:02, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A templar and a mage walks into a bar the templar says:
-Doesn't you hate to pee in these places?
-Thats why I don't wear pants.
(sorry for the bad joke) ParagonBroska (talk) 16:46, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Female mage: Hey there lovely!
Templar: Is that, lyrium in your lips? APOSTITUTE!
That's all I could think of.
NicKeL BreaD _Talk 16:52, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

An escaped mage is caught by templars and dragged back to be judged by the Knight-Commander.

The Knight-Commander says, “Mage, you broke out of the Circle, caused a riot in the town square, and incurred the wrath of a local noble for exposing his…‘love triangle’ with two of his wife’s servants. What do you have to say for yourself?”

And the mage says, “I need to shape up?”

--HELO (talk) 17:44, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. The mage turns to the templar and says "You're lucky you're so short. That hurt like mad!" I know I got something mixed up in that but i cant seem to remember what... Crimpycracker (talk) 04:47, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A mage walks into a bar, a templar says "My job is done." 174.45.9.40 (talk) 09:52, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. The templar says, "Barkeep, I'd like to buy my good friend the finest drink in the house." The barkeep turns to the mage and says, "You need to stop with this Blood Magic crap". -- tierrie talk contr 10:02, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a templar walk into a bar. The templar says "die apostate!" and chops the mage's head off. The templar then orders a drink. The end.

--Sandal Amell (talk) 20:39, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

A mage and a Templar walk into a bar. The templar looks up and sees his commander standing in front of him giving him a 'aaaahhh now I know look'. The templar goes "Yes sir this is why I have been late to work in the mornings."

Sorry but I got nothing. This was the first thing that came to mind. Emmalee (talk) 21:42, October 20, 2011 (UTC)