Changes: Ancient rock wraith

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“There is a crypt not far from here guarded by a creature that has confounded me for too long. Slay it... and freedom is yours.”

The ancient rock wraith is a particularly old and powerful rock wraith. It had dwelt within the Primeval Thaig for an untold amount of years.

Background

Dwarven legends tell of dwarves so corrupt that even the Stone rejects them. Doomed to wander the Deep Roads in an undying half-life, these creatures are known as rock wraiths, and they are creatures of hunger, wrath and little more. While it's commonly held that Rock wraiths are myths, every so often a survivor, often half mad, staggers from the Deep Roads whispering of living rock assembling itself into a twisted shape shifting parody of a humanoid creature, and of baleful eyes glowing in the dark.

When a hunger demon took control of the Primeval Thaig's profane, one of them proved itself to be too powerful to control. Far older than the rest of its brethren, this ancient rock wraith protects the Primeval Thaig's vault.

Involvement

This section contains spoilers for:
Dragon Age II.

During The Deep Roads Expedition, after Bartrand leaves Hawke and company to die in the Deep Roads, they encounter the ancient rock wraith guarding the exit, along with a large amount of valuable treasure.

Skills

Tier evolution of the Ancient rock wraith in Heroes of Dragon Age

The creature has two forms: One wields two rock blades and the other is a shield form.
In the shield form, the creature transforms to a ball and will roll towards party members, doing damage as well as causing knockdown.
The creature moves to the middle of the room and casts a form of chain lightning that deals damage throughout the room. The lyrium pillars shield party members from damage.
The creature is immune to attacks during its chain lightning attack.
The creature creates a vortex drawing your party towards him. Your party will lose footing and take minor damage, but can attack him after the stagger animation has finished.
The creature can become a flying rock ball, then move towards one of your companion's locations. If he hits any party members, significant damage and knockback are dealt. After finishing this move, he usually follows up with melee attacks and repeats it.
The creature in shield form can self-implode, causing 360 degree damage. The starting animation is similar to rock ball attack, but differs in shape seconds into the animation. There is a 5 seconds leeway until damage is inflicted.
Additional profanes will spawn during the fight after chain lightning.

Abilities

Arcane Blast
Dust Storm
Earth Teleport
Spike Ball
Rock Roll
Rock Stab
Summon Profane

Special traits

Immune to Knockback
Immune to Knockdown
Immune to Immobile
Immune to Stun
Immune to Paralyzed
Immune to Enslavement
Immune to Sleep
Immune to Movement Speed effects
Immune to Inevitable Death
Immune to Explosive Death
Very high Health
High Magic resistance
Medium damage bonus

Elemental resistances

Cold: Very weak
Electricity: Normal (Immune on Nightmare)
Fire: Normal
Nature: Normal
Spirit: Very weak

Drops

The items dropped by the creature appear to be random, but can include many high quality "greater" and "enchanted" varieties of items featuring two or three bonuses or as much as 5.

Strategy

See Ancient rock wraith (strategy).

Notes

Drawing out the fight so that the wraith continues to summon profanes can leave many corpses to check for random items. Equipping gear that improves item drops or coin amounts is useful here.

Bugs

There is a glitch which seems to work with a sword and shield warrior. If the wraith turns into a ball and starts rolling, have the warrior shield bash the wraith. It may be in front of it, but does not get knocked back by the wraith's attack as you normally would.
Aveline's retaliation talent may prevent her from being knocked down and slow down the ball.

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+{{Quote|There is a crypt not far from here guarded by a creature that has confounded me for too long. Slay it... and freedom is yours.}}
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+|affiliation = Rock wraiths
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+|rank        = Elite Boss
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+|quests      = [[The Deep Roads Expedition]]
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-The '''ancient cock wraith''' is the last boss of Act 1 of ''[[Dragon Age II]]''. It is found in the [[Deep Recesses of Hangwath's asshole]].
+The '''ancient rock wraith''' is a particularly old and powerful [[rock wraith]]. It had dwelt within the [[Primeval Thaig]] for an untold amount of years.
 == Background ==
+Dwarven legends tell of [[Dwarf|dwarves]] so corrupt that even [[the Stone]] rejects them. Doomed to wander the Deep Roads in an undying half-life, these creatures are known as rock wraiths, and they are creatures of hunger, wrath and little more. While it's commonly held that Rock wraiths are myths, every so often a survivor, often half mad, staggers from the Deep Roads whispering of living rock assembling itself into a twisted shape shifting parody of a humanoid creature, and of baleful eyes glowing in the dark.
-An old, powerful and very resilient [[rock wraith]] of dwarven legend. His choad was of mythical length. According to the young sorceror of Lleawyn.
+When a [[hunger demon]] took control of the [[Primeval Thaig]]'s profane, one of them proved itself to be too powerful to control. Far older than the rest of its brethren, this ancient rock wraith protects the Primeval Thaig's vault.
 == Involvement ==
+{{SpoilerDA2|
-After [[Bartrand]] leaves [[Hawke]] and their party to fool around in the Deep Roads, they encounter the ancient cock wraith guarding the exit to the [[Primeval Thaig]], a.k.a a long dick with a large amount of valuable treasure.(semen)
+During [[The Deep Roads Expedition]], after [[Bartrand Tethras|Bartrand]] leaves [[Hawke]] and company to die in the [[Deep Roads]], they encounter the ancient rock wraith guarding the exit, along with a large amount of valuable treasure.}}
-Whether the [[hunger demon]]'s proposal is accepted or not, Hawke must suck off the ancient cock wraith.
 == Skills ==
+[[File:Ancient rock wraith tier evolution.png|center|600px|Tier evolution of the Ancient rock wraith in ''Heroes of Dragon Age'']]
-* The creature has two forms: One wields two cock blades and the other is a vaginal form.
+* The creature has two forms: One wields two rock blades and the other is a shield form.
-* In the vaginal form, the creature transforms to a female sex organ and will roll towards party members, doing damage as well as causing menstrual syncing.
-* The creature moves to the middle of the room and casts a form of choad lightning that deals damage throughout the room. The lymph node pillars shield party members from damage of a bbc.
+* In the shield form, the creature transforms to a ball and will roll towards party members, doing damage as well as causing knockdown.
+* The creature moves to the middle of the room and casts a form of chain lightning that deals damage throughout the room. The lyrium pillars shield party members from damage.
-* The creature is immune to sexual arousal during its choad lightning attack.
+* The creature is immune to attacks during its chain lightning attack.
-* The creature creates a vortex drawing your party towards it. Your party will lose sexual control and take minor damage, but can attack it after the stagger ejacuchoadtion has finished.
-* The creature can become a flying cock ball, then move towards one of your companion's locations. If he cock slaps any party members, significant damage and knockback are dealt. After finishing this move, he usually follows up with dumping a load on the party's face and repeats it.
+* The creature creates a vortex drawing your party towards him. Your party will lose footing and take minor damage, but can attack him after the stagger animation has finished.
+* The creature can become a flying rock ball, then move towards one of your companion's locations. If he hits any party members, significant damage and knockback are dealt. After finishing this move, he usually follows up with melee attacks and repeats it.
-* The creature in vaginal form can self-implode, also known as having a mesntrual flow in waterfall proportions, causing 360 degree damage. The starting animation is similar to cock ball attack, but differs in shape seconds into the animation. There is a 5 seconds leeway until damage is inflicted.
+* The creature in shield form can self-implode, causing 360 degree damage. The starting animation is similar to rock ball attack, but differs in shape seconds into the animation. There is a 5 seconds leeway until damage is inflicted.
-* Additional seminal liquids will spawn during the fight after choad lightning.
+* Additional profanes will spawn during the fight after chain lightning.
 == Abilities ==
-* Dust Storm
 * Arcane Blast
+* Dust Storm
 * Earth Teleport
 * Spike Ball
+* Rock Roll
 * Rock Stab
+* Summon [[Rock wraith|Profane]]
-* cock Roll
-* Summons low rank profane
 == Special traits ==
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 * Immune to Sleep
 * Immune to Movement Speed effects
-* Immune to InevitableDeath
+* Immune to Inevitable Death
 * Immune to Explosive Death
-* Very high all the time
+* Very high Health
-* High magic resistance
+* High Magic resistance
 * Medium damage bonus
-*baked nigga
-*high nigga pie
-*Lexi slapp is a lesbian advancement
-*ability to molest children undetected
 == Elemental resistances ==
-* Cold: Very weak
+* '''Cold:''' Very weak
-* Electricity: Normal, or immune on Nightmare mode
+* '''Electricity:''' Normal (Immune on [[Difficulty settings (Dragon Age II)|Nightmare]])
-* Fire: Normal
+* '''Fire:''' Normal
-* Nature: Normal
+* '''Nature:''' Normal
-* Spirit: Very weak
+* '''Spirit:''' Very weak
 == Drops ==
-The items dropped by the creature appear to be random, but can include many high quality "greater" and "enchanted" varieties of items featuring two or three bonuses or as much as 5{{g}}, such as, dildos, mystical nutsacs of ecstasy, enchanted troll heads, weedles, and limited edition pokemon cards.
+The items dropped by the creature appear to be random, but can include many high quality "greater" and "enchanted" varieties of items featuring two or three bonuses or as much as 5{{g}}.
 == Strategy ==
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 == Bugs ==
-* There is a glitch which seems to work with a sword (penis) and shield warrior. If the wraith turns into a ball and starts rolling, have the warrior shield bash the nut sac. He may be in front of it, but does not get knocked back by the wraith's attack as you normally would. The blue ball attack is mostly prevailed by such cock warriors, inflicting damage of 5 choadsac tokens and your year long membership to chuckee cheese's.
+* There is a glitch which seems to work with a sword and shield warrior. If the wraith turns into a ball and starts rolling, have the warrior shield bash the wraith. It may be in front of it, but does not get knocked back by the wraith's attack as you normally would.
-* [[Aveline]]'s retaliation talent may prevent her from being knocked down and slow down riding his dick and the balls smacking against her alien pussy.
+* [[Aveline Vallen|Aveline]]'s retaliation talent may prevent her from being knocked down and slow down the ball.
 [[Category:Creatures]]
 [[Category:Dragon Age II creatures]]
-[[Category:Elite bosses]]
+[[Category:Heroes of Dragon Age creatures]]
+[[Category:Possessed creatures]]
+[[Category:Dwarven lore]]
+[[de:Alter Felsgeist]]