I love roleplaying as a chad warden who bends thedas over a table. Like Rinn, I reckon the best setup requires a male, human mage, let's face it any other setup has inferior social status (fuck elves). For most dialogue, you need to always choose the slimest options, i.e. putting down the Mabari and slaughtering the Hala, getting into a three way relationship with Zevran, Lelliana and morrigan, then dumping lelliana and zevran and telling them to get over it. Big titty goth mommy is best girl. Here's the run through I last did:
-Mage origin
betray your friends to the head mage
-Ostagar
Be a complete dick to the king every time you see him (he's a fuckin' idiot for putting so much trust in the wardens anyway)
stab the prisoner and take his key, then steal from the mages
Strip you companions before the joining and before you light the tower (those light weights don't deserve weapons, armour, or dignity, who tf do they think they are?) and sell the equipment
Kill the mabari
-Lothering
Side with the meager businessman trying to make an honest living
Tell the little boy with dead parents to beat it, if he didn't want to be an orphan he should've died with his mum
Encourage everyone to be terrified of the darkspawn outside the chantry, they deserve to know what's going to end their lives
Force the bandits at the gate to cough up any goods they've got and let them know another caravan with tonnes of stock is coming
Only help the guy in the bar get poison, don't bother with the poultice or trap girls, they're gonna die anyway lets be real
Reject lelliana at first, she has to beg to join Chad team warden
Threaten the chantry mother to give you stens key, then take Sten as your meat shield slave and inform him of how trash the Qun are at every opportunity (if they were so good, how did one of their entire squads get ambushed by darkspawn? Sound like a bunch of virgins to me)
Steal from every person in lothering, lets face it they're dead anyway
Force the sales dwarf and his autistic son to give you all their money for saving them
-Red cliff
Walk in, immediately steal from every person currently alive, then leave them to d̶i̶e̶ fend for themselves, if they can't fight off a few undead creatures, they probs can't help you defeat loghain. Comback later and see if they've sorted out their mess
-Honneleth
Give the girl to the demon and murder her father. Demons are chads that need to be worshipped, especially mommy desire demon
-Brecillian forest
Murder the hala
Go to the virgin hunter, tell him he's a virgin, then steal his girl
Steal their song book they hide ride in front of zathrian
Steal from every person
Murder the half dead elf in the woods (ngl that kid was weak as shit anyway)
Murder the turned werewolf, she's pretty weak ngl
Murder the oak tree
Immedietly side with the werewolves, convince them to directly attack and kill the whole clan
-Denerim x1
Murder the lying genetivi bastard
Help out the poor slim cauldry
Straight up murder that liar that calls you out for abandoning loghain, chad warden doesn't take shit from anyone
Spend every dollar you have at the pearl, make sure your part consists of morrigan, zevran and lelliana and make sure you're in a relationship with all of them, they need to know who's boss here
-Wardens keep
Hard one to figure out, on one hand, demon possess mommy, on the other, blood mage warden. In my opinion, go with blood mage because chad warden always needs more power
-Orzammar
Tell that disgraceful girl to stop trying to join the circle. How dare women try better their positions in orzammar
Tell the disowned mother to kill her baby in dust town, this ain't no charity case
Steal from everyone, of course
Agree to deliver lyrium to upstanding citzens in circle tower
-Circle tower
Immedietly murder everyone, if you play it right, wynne should be dead before you even enter the fade. Any mage who wasn't chad enough to break out and be an apostate or get recuited by grey wardens deserves death
-Deep roads
Side with branka, make sure you bring shale and kill shale when you're there
Give the crown to harrowmont (causes most long term damage to orzammar)
-Return to ostagar
Leave the king to the darkspawn, he gon live like a simp for wardens, he gon die like a simp for wardens
-Haven
Side with the church, in this day and age we need to appeal to our conservative values
Bring lelliana to the ashes, and make sure you destroy them before you take a pinch (even though the game will force you to take some anyway)
Kill the real brother genetivi, not for threatening to give away the location, but for not offering to cut you in on the profits
-Redcliff x2
Come back and discover the village was to trash to protect themselves, oh well
Get chad Jowan to do the blood ritual thing, go into the fade and agree to let mommy desire demon take over connors bitch ass body. He won't use it anyway
Wake up eamon
-Encounter with Zevran
I'd like to kill him before he wakes, if he can't kill the chad warden, why tf do you need him smh, but you'll need him so you can cheat on morrigan and lelliana with him so take him
-Party interactions by this point
Agree to help morrigan with her mommy problems, then side with dragon girl mommy
Remind Sten what a simp he is every day, find his sword, immedietly sell it to bohadan and instead give sten the butterfly sword for being a simp
Remind oghren how insecure he is by gifting him soap and calling him a weak bitch
Tell Alister to shut up, he's a royal bastard that doesn't deserve to be anything more than a royal figurehead and he can't even do that. Also take him to goldana and show him what life he actually deserves, don't let him learn anything from it though
-Denerim 2: Landsmeet electric boogaloo
Half-ass helping the templar clean out the orphanage so he dies and the demon can keep doing his thing
Get extra power from the slave owner. That or just take the money for your onlyfans account, which ever you need more
Kill everyone during the prison break and don't be taken hostage. Chad warden doesn't need rescuing
Do the crime wave and help the crows, chad warden needs money for his onlyfans account at the pearl
Kill zevran for dare thinking he could live
Lose the landsmeet and kill loghain anyway, this isn't democracy and politcs are for virgins
Spend an remaining money you have on the pearl
Put anora on the throne so Alister gets hung
-Final battle
Do the dark ritual so you finally get sexy time with mommy goth girl
DAO: Awakening
Side with the baroness
Kill the keeper, she's mean :(
Kill nathanial, reason: inferior bloodline
Don't save Anders, also don't help kitty because all animals are inferior
Don't put much effort into repairing the keep, I mean who cares anyway
Save the vigil, who cares about some skrub city
Kill the architect
Witch hunt:
Stab morrigan, chad warden ain't paying child support for a kid he ain't seeing
That's probably the best I've come up with so far. There are a few more details I usually run with that I can't recall right now, but basically always choose the worst outcome longterm, or choose the most selfish option and in general, aim to upset every party member, even if it actively hurts your survival