Varric Tethras

"There's power in stories, though. That's all history is: the best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine."

Varric is a dwarf in Dragon Age II. He narrates the story of Hawke the champion of Kirkwall, such as how Hawke escaped from Lothering, while being interrogated by Cassandra, who is trying to find out how the world came to the brink of war.

Background
His family was part of the noble caste before they left for the surface and Varric was born in Kirkwall. He is a merchant prince among the surface dwarves.

Varric comes from House Tethras and is a rogue. He is the youngest son of the Tethras family while his older brother is the head and runs the family business. On the outside, he is seen as the idle younger brother who spends his time in taverns telling wild stories while people buy him drinks. His real job is to maintain a "spy network" with contacts to deal with various troubles that come along with being in a family that is part of the Dwarven Merchant Guild.

Signature weapon
Varric has a signature crossbow named Bianca. Bianca has a carved wood stock and brass embellishments, as well as a retractable bayonet that slides out of a slot in the front. As such, Varric is the only companion who cannot equip different weapons. When asked about the story behind how Bianca got her name, he replies that it involves a girl and a promise, and that it is the one story that he can never tell. He has put the story to song, but will not sing it, instead humming the tune during battle.

If Hawke lets Varric keep the lyrium shard during the latter's companion quest, Haunted, Varric will use the shard to upgrade Bianca with three more rune slots. However, his armor will change its name to "Varric's Armored Leather Duster" and lose all of its rune slots (removing Varric from the party and adding him again may return the rune slots, but any placed runes will be gone). On the other hand, if Hawke gives the shard to Sandal, not only will Varric feel a little dizzy, showing that he can not master the shard, but also the boy will turn the shard into a Primeval Lyrium Rune, which increases attack speed.

Friendship
Varric likes to talk and likes Hawkes who do too. Solving problems and gaining advantage through diplomacy, outright lies, and even blackmail will impress him, while straightforward violence and thuggery leaves him cold. He also responds well to joking, flirting and sarcasm and to mild greed. Beneath his silver tongue, however, he's a goodhearted person and will appreciate Hawkes who look out for their families and are kind to dwarves. Below are some specific ways to earn Varric's friendship.

Rivalry
To earn rivalry with Varric, choose aggressive responses that glorify violence and combat, and show a lack of interest in his stories, his friendship, and your place in Kirkwall. Below are some specific ways to earn Varric's rivalry.

Armor
In Dragon Age II, You cannot change what armor your Companions wear, but you can upgrade them. Varric's armor may be upgraded by using the gift mechanics in Dragon Age II. You will find companion armor upgrades that can be purchased at shops in the tab designated by the Gem Icon. Varric's armor has four slots available for upgrades. These upgrades may be purchased or found at various locations in the the game. Upgrading a companion's armor once unlocks the "A Friend In Need" achievement and fully upgrading a companion's armor unlocks the "I Got Your Back" achievement.

Varric's armor upgrades can be found in the following locations:
 * Act 1: Inscribed Leather Harness (Apparel Shop, Lowtown) (Gives Varric an extra rune slot.)
 * Act 2: Coat Lining with Concealed Pockets (Shady Merchandise, Docks. After you have been on the expedition to the deep roads) (+72 Attack)
 * Act 2: Silverite-Reinforced Buckles (Personal quest Family Matter)
 * Act 3: Drakeskin Leg Straps (Import bonus quest Finding Nathaniel)

Talent Trees

 * Bianca
 * Sabotage
 * Subterfuge
 * Specialist
 * Scoundrel
 * Marksman (specialization)

Quotes

 * "I've had gentler invitations". (After some Seekers bring him to be questioned by Cassandra)
 * "So, you want to know about the champion, what makes you think I know the truth?" (To Cassandra)
 * "Let me guess - your precious Chantry is in ruins and put the entire world on the brink of war, and you need the one person who can help you put it back together". (After Cassandra talks back from his previous statement)
 * "I know everyone in this city. Well, everyone worth knowing". (To Hawke)
 * "There's a lesson to be learned here: messing with us is suicidal." (After a fight)
 * "Remind me never to get on our bad side. Seems to be... unhealthy." (After a fight)
 * "Bianca you Minx! That was Beautiful!" (After a fight)
 * "Grab something sharp and pointy, we've got company!" (Beginning of a fight)
 * "Dear Varric, please learn to parry. Love, your innards." (After falling in battle)
 * "'I don't like this'? That's right up there with 'What could possibly go wrong'".
 * "We dwarves are attracted to shiny objects. Kind of like magpies, just with business sense". (To Anders)
 * "You really need to see the look on someone's face when I tell them you ripped the arms of an ogre. Just once." (To Hawke)
 * "There's a recipe to a good hero, Hawke, it's like alchemy. Take one part down to earth, one part selfless nobility, two parts crazy fool, and season liberally with wild falsehoods. Let that percolate through a good audience for a while, and when you're done, you've got your hero". (To Hawke)
 * "You're beautiful, deadly and hang out with fantastic dwarves. It would be a crime if people didn't talk about you." (To Hawke)
 * "Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got". (To Fenris)
 * "Problems, Brother?" (To Bartrand)
 * "I swear, I will find that son of a bitch - sorry mother - and I will kill him!" (about Bartrand)
 * "I had a friend who disappeared once. Turned out he was under my bed, drunk..." (Everyone stares) "What?"
 * "That's all History is; the best tales. The ones that last.  Might as well be mine." (when asked why he loves telling stories.)
 * "Andraste's sanctified ass! Why would anyone make the ground vertical?" (When climbing Sundermount)
 * *Clears throat* "That's a set-up." (After chatting to the newly ordained (Mother) Petrice)
 * "You're a mage. You must know something about...weird shit." (To a mage Hawke)
 * "You know, this outdoors thing is growing on me. Like a tumor." (When in an outdoor zone)
 * "You know who I don't want to meet in a Lowtown alley at night? Pretty much anyone." (When in Lowtown at night)
 * "Andraste's ass, dwarves actually live down here? On purpose?  What in blazes for?"
 * "Well, Mirabelle was taken." (when asked about the name "Bianca")
 * "Oh, right, the rusty metal Spike District, my favorite part of Town... can we leave now?" (Upon entering the Foundry District in Lowtown at night)
 * "I am getting truly sick of looking at stalagmites. Or are they stalactites?  Shit, I don't know."
 * "Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks!" (If brought to the final battle)
 * "20 silver says he'll say 'It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man!'" (after catching Gascard over a tortured woman)
 * "For all we know, he's asking for a chamber pot." (Refering to Ketojan's grunt)
 * "I think I'm sick of mages and templars." (When Hawke Asks for Opinions on what to do with Anders after he Blew up the Chantry)
 * "It's the Divine Herself, come all the way from Orlais to tell you how much of a jackass you are." (to Ser Alrik during Dissent)
 * "Okay, I'm going to draw a picture of where she wants to touch you." (to Guardsman Donnic during The Long Road)
 * "Hawke, I'm a businessman. On occasion, I shoot people."

Trivia

 * Varric's excessive chest hair has become something of a running joke with devs and fans on the BioWare social forum. It is also something of a running gag in-game.
 * Varric's home base is in the inn known as The Hanged Man.
 * Varric is always calling companions by nicknames, calling Merrill "Daisy", Isabela "Rivaini", Bethany "Sunshine", Fenris "Elf/Broody", Carver "Junior", Anders "Blondie", and Sebastian "Choir-Boy". He never comes up with one for Aveline, however - a fact she comments on if they are both in the party together.
 * The party banter between Aveline and Varric where she discusses nicknames is bugged. Aveline will mention "Sunshine" even though Bethany was killed in a mage Hawke playthrough.
 * Though he is not a romance option, he can be flirted with by both female and male Hawkes.
 * Due to Varric's role in the game's storyline, he is the only companion who cannot have crisis points and leave the group.
 * It is subtly revealed that Varric uses his spy network to keep watch and help out the other party members. An early companion quest in Act 2 reveals that he keeps the Darktown thugs from attacking Anders's clinic (Anders will question this in a party banter), and inter-party banter with Merrill shows that he pays off the Lowtown gangs to leave her alone if she walks around Lowtown at night.
 * When asked about the origin of the name of his crossbow, Bianca, Varric will reply, "Well, Mirabelle was taken." This is a reference to the black powder firearm Mirabelle from BioWare's Jade Empire.
 * During the midst of battle, Varric will often ask "How many you got, Hawke?", which may be a reference to Lord of the Rings, where the dwarf Gimli and the elf Legolas keep score on how many enemies they have killed during a large battle.
 * He makes many references to television shows: