Quick Wit in Low Places

Quick Wit in Low Places is an event in Dragon Age: The Last Court. It is continued from the card The Fields or The Baron Waits Impatiently.

Description
The oldest of the peasants - lanky and straw-haired, with dirt-gray fingers - speaks. "We meant nothing by it, your Highness-" "Your GRACE!" the Baron bellows. The peasant flinches. "Your Grace, I mean! We just said that it was looking like a good harvest, and that...that you'd be happy as a puppy when you received your tithe. And...and then I did this:" He puts his hand behind him, next to his tailbone, and wags it enthusiastically back and forth. It's an old story: that the Shame's descendants are marked by his abomination. Your mother, it was commonly held, had a forked tongue. Apparently, you have a tail.

The peasant's companions stare at him. They can't believe what he just said. Nor can he. His face turns the colour of ash.