Sera/Dialogue

Sera's dialogue contains a list of conversations she has with her companions.

Sera and Blackwall

 * Sera: Look at you all serious. What do wardens do when there's no blight anyway?
 * Blackwall: Whatever it takes to keep the world safe.
 * Sera: Like join an inquisition.
 * Blackwall: If that's what necessary. Hey, you're here too.
 * Sera: The inquisition can't be all broody bits like you and Cassandra.
 * Blackwall: She doesn't have the hair for it.
 * Sera: Oh I bet she does. Places.

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 * Cassandra: That's enough! (if she's in the party)
 * Sera: Knew it!
 * Sera: So are you going to squeeze up to her or not?
 * Blackwall: What? squeeze up to who?


 * Sera: Lady Josie. I've seen you, doing that knightly stuff.
 * Blackwall: Maker, Sera! No, stay out of it.
 * Sera: You're all shy! what you think you can't treat her right?
 * Blackwall: No it's not-
 * Sera: I'll show you. I just need a peach. A ripe one. Because if you do it right, ripe. Down there.
 * Blackwall: Please, no peaches, ripe or otherwise.
 * Sera: But I can't teach you bananas! That'll be like showing you swords. Oh, remember. Do not use it like a sword.
 * Blackwall: How do I make this stop?

Sera and Cassandra

 * Sera: You're smirking again. Like in that fight before. What's so funny?
 * Cassandra: The simplest spell had you white as a sheet. I've shrugged off worse and practiced.
 * Sera: Well, sorry I'm scared of the stuff I have been warned about my whole life, like most people who aren't seekers.
 * Cassandra: I apologize. I could help if you're willing.
 * Sera: Pfft! no. I have things to do. You can help by standing in front of me.
 * Cassandra: That I can do.

Sera and Dorian

 * Dorian: Where did you get all those arrows, Sera? You've got hundreds.
 * Sera: From your arse!
 * Dorian: Well my arse should open up a shop! Apparently it's quite prolific.


 * Dorian: Indulge me, Sera. What do you think of when I say "demon?"
 * Sera: Arrows.
 * Dorian: Fine. "Magister?"
 * Sera: Arrows.
 * Dorian: Not helpful. But given our history, I'll accept it. "Thaumaturgy?"
 * Sera: What?
 * Dorian: Magical endeavors. Helpful wonders.
 * Sera: Ohhh. Arrows.
 * Dorian: (Sighs.)


 * Sera: You don't laugh like a Tevinter.
 * Dorian: How is a Tevinter supposed to laugh, exactly?
 * Sera: Cruel and stupid, like... (cackles.)
 * Dorian: Oh no. You're not allowed to laugh like that until you get your magister license.
 * Sera: Knew it! Varric owes me a sovereign.

Sera and Iron Bull

 * Iron Bull: Sera, I had a thought. The next time we run into a line of enemies, I'll pick you up and throw you.
 * Sera: Get off.
 * Iron Bull: No! This could work ! I loft you over the front rank, and you land behind them to flank ... mayhem ensues.
 * Sera: I can't fly, you daft tit!
 * Iron Bull: Think of the mayhem, Sera! Mayhem.
 * Sera: I'd get a wedge-up something fierce!
 * Iron Bull: Look, you and Varric are the only ones small enough and he's... pretty dense.
 * Varric: Ouch! (If he's in the party)
 * Sera: Well, do some bloody presses!


 * Sera: So, Bull, what are your women like?
 * Iron Bull: The Tamassrans? Terrifying...and inspiring. They teach you everything you need to know. Give your life purpose.
 * Sera: No, I mean, are they like you? Big and...phwoar.
 * Iron Bull: Oh, shit yeah.
 * Sera: (laughs) Wow.

Sera and Solas

 * Sera: You can make magic anywhere, Solas? Ever piss it by accident?
 * Solas: No. Wait...no.
 * Sera: What? How would you not remember something like that?
 * Solas: We were all young once.


 * Solas: Ar dirthan'as ir elgara, ma'sula e'var vhenan.
 * Sera: Pppbbthh!
 * Solas: Excuse me?
 * Sera: Excuse yourself, whatever you said and what I did, same difference to me.
 * Solas: I'd hoped, well, our people can sometimes feel the rhythm of the language despite lacking the vocabulary.
 * Sera: Uh huh? Know what else is good? Words that mean things. Like these, words.
 * Solas: Fenedhis lasa.
 * Sera: Hey, Solas! Droopy-ears-says-what?
 * Solas: ... excuse me?
 * Sera: Ugh, you're no fun!


 * Solas: Have you ever had any interest in learning magic, Sera? While it has not manifested naturally, there are ways to determine whether arcane gifts lie dormant within you.
 * Sera: What? Don't make me think about that. I have to sleep at night!
 * Solas: Sleeping would give you the chance to explore the Fade. I could introduce you to spirits.
 * Sera: Right, you're messing with me on purpose!
 * Solas: Why would I do that? It is not as though I know who filled my bedroll with lizards.
 * Sera: Heh. Fair point! That was pretty good.

Sera and Varric

 * Varric: So what exactly is the deal with the Friends of Red Jenny?
 * Sera: Why are you lot always on about this? There's no deal. You just do things.
 * Varric: Just... "things" like... whatever.
 * Sera: Just things.
 * Varric: Like the, what, the hundred or so groups in Kirkwall, that sat around all night dressed as guards or exotic dancers, waiting to jump out and hit someone?
 * Sera: Nah, a friend shut them out. But they were legend, right?