User:TheEnigmaticMan

He

 * Was born on the twenty-sixth day of the first month of the one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-fourth year Anno Dominae.
 * Prides Himself on His eloquence.
 * Spontaneously combusts every sixteenth day of each month.
 * Loaths cats with a passion unequalled by man or beast.
 * Was once eaten by a Whale, regurgitated onto a miserable, bleak little rock clinging to the edifice of Great Britain and was forced to survive by cultivating and Eating a fungus grown on the bottom of a particularly dull rock He still refers to as "Paddy".

Likes

 * Classical music.
 * Shakespearean literature.
 * U2 - [| Beautiful Day].
 * Calling Himself Enigmatic, then creating a page containing volumes information pertaining to Him.
 * UESP, is quoted as having said "Bloody good site".
 * Art.
 * English History.
 * Nuclear Power.
 * French.

Dislikes

 * Philistines.
 * The French, "Mon Dieu, les Français! ''Ils sont perdus!"
 * The "slack-jawed, dimwitted pair of gapeseeds known as Jedward".

Duran

 * Dwarf Noble.
 * Level 22 Warrior; Champion and Berserker specialities. Specialises in two-handed weapons.
 * Wears Juggernaut armour. Wields an axe.
 * Game completed, Anora Queen, Dark Ritual carried out.

Achilles

 * Human Noble.
 * Level 25 Warrior; Champion and Berserker specialities. Specialises in sword and shield.
 * Wears Blood Dragon Armour. Wields Topsider's Honor with 2x Grandmaster silverite runes and 1x Grandmaster Cold Steel rune.
 * Game completed, Alistair King, Dark Ritual carried out.