User talk:DaBarkspawn

$ touch http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:DaBarkspawn DaBarkspawn (talk) 00:27, November 9, 2014 (UTC)


 * 1) Just once I'd like to hear someone in Kirkwall, preferably a vinter, refer to Varric as a "petit serah".
 * 2) Economy dialog:
 * DAII Gamer: I killed a dragon and got this phat loot!
 * Other Gamer: Oh, what'd it drop?
 * DAII Gamer: a bag of pebbles, a pair of torn trousers and a whole fifty silver pieces!
 * Other Gamer: Yeah, sure... whatever rocks your world, dude.
 * 1) I want a mod that changes the label on Rubble to either Barney or Betty.
 * 2) The greatest enemy weapon in the game is the cutscene.
 * 3) The Divine has no sense of humor.  Instead of calling it The Conclave, she should have called it Maker Faire.
 * 4) I used to like Red Jenny being mysterious in the previous games.  Not only did Sera take the mystery out of it, but what spoiled freaking brat she is.
 * 5) If spirit boy wrote musicals and increased the party's capacity to carry minerals, he'd be Coal Porter.
 * 6) If one more Orlesian says that he hates waiting to die, I'm going to end his wait for him.
 * 7) I may be easily amused, but since The Last Word is rare, not unique, it is possible to have two Last Words...
 * 8) I think I'll name my next Inquisitor 'Juan' because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Mythal.
 * 9) For someone who is supposed to be a priest of the old god of silence, Corypheus sure talks a lot.
 * 10) Heyyy Floriiii-annnne, what's your Game now?  Can anybody play?
 * 11) Most the new DLC is about telling Hakkon to Hakkoff.
 * 12) You could say that Scout Grandin fights like a man possessed.
 * 13) After Corypheus' captain died, minerals were harvested from the armor that made safe containers for transport.  These minerals came to be known as samsonite.